Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel excluded.
There should be vending for different varieties of billiard chalk and War Eagle Spinnerbaits

My favorite airport vending machine from Sonoma County.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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My favorite airport vending machine from Sonoma County.

So salty for a plane ride

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So salty for a plane ride

I can’t eat any of it. But it’s the most “CA wine country” thing I’ve ever seen in my life

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can’t eat any of it. But it’s the most “CA wine country” thing I’ve ever seen in my life

I was also gonna say that it's not fun unless you have some wine to go with it and I don't see a wine machine next to it

 

[MrMakersMark]

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My favorite airport vending machine from Sonoma County.

Yuss!
Meat vending.


After its labors have ended, that noble contraption should be parked in the Smithsonian.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I was also gonna say that it's not fun unless you have some wine to go with it and I don't see a wine machine next to it

That stuff goes down with beer as well.
Bet the house on it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

No..I never had seen them in vending machines like that.

Probably only noticed them because some of the Lego deviants here have attached their kink...like a festering lesion... onto my otherwise perfectly normal psyche.

Is it the guys who have minifigs as their avatars? Yeah, they're weirdos

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I assume this particular vending is at DFW airport in case a parent has to occupy some unruly 6 year old.
https://postimg.cc/gallery/B3585hK

DFW airport, the airport where Dreams Fly Wayward...


But, I mean, a Lego vending machine is cool... now if only that airport could get the rest of their shit together.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Is it the guys who have minifigs as their avatars? Yeah, they're weirdos

Well....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is it the guys who have minifigs as their avatars

I mean, brains are jerks, but I think you should come up with a nicer euphemism for your boobs.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is it the guys who have minifigs as their avatars? Yeah, they're weirdos

My biggest secret lit crush had a LEGO as an avatar and said lego figures have dicks... Which I can never undersee now.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well....

I feel like you're trying to say something, but it's going right past me
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[MrMakersMark]

I feel like you're trying to say something, but it's going right past me
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Think of all the sore hobo feet somewhere near.....Lego Tuscon.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Think of all the sore hobo feet somewhere near.....Lego Tuscon.

I try not to think about feet, or hobos...why are thinking about hobo feet?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I try not to think about feet, or hobos...why are thinking about hobo feet?

Do you think it has to do with his weird psychic lesions or is this the part of the day where we all take a single moment to kink shame?

I'll wait for the answer before proceeding

 

[MrMakersMark]

I try not to think about feet, or hobos...why are thinking about hobo feet?

Well...
Obviously yet another parasitic attachment contracted from...

I'm unwell.
I need a set of shots.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Do you think it has to do with his weird psychic lesions or is this the part of the day where we all take a single moment to kink shame?

I'll wait for the answer before proceeding

I kink shame...Twinny Foh Sebbin.

Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well...
Obviously yet another parasitic attachment contracted from...

I'm unwell.
I need a set of shots.

Hmmm I assumed it was the talk of dried salty meats. Guess parasites is likely too.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do you think it has to do with his weird psychic lesions or is this the part of the day where we all take a single moment to kink shame?

I'll wait for the answer before proceeding

We're supposed to relinquish our kink shaming to a single moment??? My inner monologue is going to be pissed when I tell her.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Hmmmk I assumed it was the talk of dried salty meats. Guess parasites is likely too.

That's like a shot of Manicillin right there, bruddah..

No worries.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I kink shame...

Pfft. Unsurprising.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

We're supposed to relinquish our kink shaming to a single moment??? My inner monologue is going to be pissed when I tell her.

Oh, just the out loud kink shaming. The internal kink shaming must always go on!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's like a shot of Manicillin right there, bruddah..

No worries.

Hobo feet to creampies is quite the acceleration…wait…what are we talking about?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We're supposed to relinquish our kink shaming to a single moment??? My inner monologue is going to be pissed when I tell her.

You have an inside voice? Who knew

 

[MindYaBitness]

You have an inside voice? Who knew

If you only knew, I would get a gold medal for all of the things that I dont say!