Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can’t even with you all.


I hope to come back to praise and adoration and instead am attacked saying I smell and I eat eyeballs.

I hate you all.

And your mistake was coming back without demanding love letters begging you to come back first

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also... Did I start singing this in my head to steal you away from that billionaire? Yup, I did...

You’re trying to steal me away from a billionaire?

Can you offer private flying pods with LEGO and Prosecco?

 

[crazychemgirl]

And your mistake was coming back without demanding love letters begging you to come back first

You are 100% correct.


I definitely need love letters to come back.


I’m not here.



You didn’t see me.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re trying to steal me away from a billionaire?

Can you offer private flying pods with LEGO and Prosecco?

Are you thinking of a spaceship kind of pod or just first class? I'd get you a private jet baby if I was a billionaire.

But love is aaaall I have to giiiive

 

[MrMakersMark]

I can’t even with you all.


I hope to come back to praise and adoration and instead am attacked saying I smell and I eat eyeballs.

I hate you all.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You are 100% correct.


I definitely need love letters to come back.


I’m not here.



You didn’t see me.

Dear my darling ghost chemgirl,

It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money, but, boy, if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, heh, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song, and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well, they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on

So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do
You see, I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

Love,
OP

 

[lavendersilk]

Dear my darling ghost chemgirl,

It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money, but, boy, if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, heh, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song, and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well, they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on

So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do
You see, I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

Love,
OP

...this sounds familiar.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

...this sounds familiar.

What are you an intellectual property cop?

 

[crazychemgirl]

** you can’t read this post due to copyright infringement

Well that’s unfortunate

 

[lavendersilk]

What are you an intellectual property cop?

No, but I may be Bernie Taupin's lawyer.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What are you an intellectual property cop?

Piracy is not a victimless crime.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No, but I may be Bernie Taupin's lawyer.

That’s not the bar association I would have assumed you belonged to. Weird.

 

[SWR101]

I can’t even with you all.


I hope to come back to praise and adoration and instead am attacked saying I smell and I eat eyeballs.

I hate you all.

Love you, girl

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Piracy is not a victimless crime.

Fuck no it ain’t! It fucks up corporate entities that pretend they give a shit about art or artists! It’s got the best victims!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also, pirates are kinda hot.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I think she only wants the murders when it benefits her

Wow.

I mean… she might not have a poker face. Plus she’s too innocent for murder.

Thank you.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Also, pirates are kinda hot.

What about girls who have pirate puppies?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

...this sounds familiar.

Well that’s unfortunate

You guys must be confusing my heartfelt original love poem with something else

 

[LupineOne]

what the fuck kind of airports are you all visiting?

I just get sadness and BO … you guys get Lego.

You ever been inside Icheon airport?

I have. Go take a look.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also, pirates are kinda hot.

The latest story in Want is a girl who fantasies about being on a pirate ship filled with pirate lesbians who tease and torture her and have glorious pirate girl sex.


So yes, I agree.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Love you, girl

awwww …


See? See people?


This is what I’m talking about

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What about girls who have pirate puppies?

them too

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The latest story in Want is a girl who fantasies about being on a pirate ship filled with pirate lesbians who tease and torture her and have glorious pirate girl sex.


So yes, I agree.

Queer pirates feels redundant.

 

[LupineOne]

I can’t even with you all.


I hope to come back to praise and adoration and instead am attacked saying I smell and I eat eyeballs.

I hate you all.

Oh pfft, you know we love you!

 

[MindYaBitness]

You guys must be confusing my heartfelt original love poem with something else

I can't hear that "poem" without seeing this in my mind
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