Bry1313
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Those also make this weird holiday welcome on the calendar. I also don’t want to change their delivery model into dick form either, they are perfect as is.
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Bry1313
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You are supoosed to chew the mini eggs, not swallow them whole
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Ahem … they were mini mini eggs. Totally swallow wholeable
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I will NEVER judge anyone for that as I have the ‘must finish’ attitudeNot exclusive to Costco but White Cheddar Pop Corners. They have a big bag and I can get through it in two days
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cheekygirl75
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But you don't get to taste the chocolate that way... seems a waste
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Ok well I wasn’t actually swallowing them whole but I was definitely chewing them far less than the standardized rule for chewingBut you don't get to taste the chocolate that way... seems a waste
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Chew those too, clearly
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At least I'll die doing something I love
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Imagine dying while sucking dick? Do you think your jaw would remain locked open or would it close..?
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I'm going to ask an authority on this, it might take a few days, but I will get the answer!
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I think about this a lot... all I can say is, let's hope both parties die because if not someone's losing something important to them and I'm not talking about the person who just died.
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Should I be more concerned that you’re invested enough in an answer to ask an authority on it or that you know someone who is an authority on it.
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Yeah, I'm waiting for her to cite this authority. Then I'm going to try to make a new friend.
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Would a dead man’s dick stay hard immediately upon death or go soft?What about the other scenario where the man dies while you are sucking his dick? Do you continue sucking?
If he was laying down would you know he died? Maybe you just thought he was REALLY enjoying himself.
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What about the other scenario where the man dies while you are sucking his dick? Do you continue sucking?
"She was so good, a dead man came in her mouth. Talk about skills! And therapy, of course."
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There's a song about that I think...
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Can I be tagged in that reply whenever that happens?
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Wasn't there something in the first Clerks movie about a woman blowing (or maybe having sex with) a dead man? Am I misremembering that or making it up?
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Sex, in the bathroom. Thinking it was Dante.
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Now I’m imaging a weird Clue variant.
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Right?!!!Can I be tagged in that reply whenever that happens?
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