Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hoppy Easter!

 

[JerseyJade]

Hoppy Easter!
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Awww!

 

[Apisto42]

Hoppy Easter!
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I approve of this message!

 

[SWR101]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Exactly. I’d just trust @crazychemgirl not to kill me. I’d enjoy the adrenaline

I’d never kill you …. Especially considering I just want you to cook for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who’s doing it?

 

[LupineOne]

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Who’s doing it?

Of course. Pick that fucker up with a glove, drop it in a flask I still have but never use, pour in a little concrete, take the fucker up to a Canadian lake this fall, drop it in the middle, and enjoy my $10 million.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Of course. Pick that fucker up with a glove, drop it in a flask I still have but never use, pour in a little concrete, take the fucker up to a Canadian lake this fall, drop it in the middle, and enjoy my $10 million.

I’m pretty sure that’s cheating.

 

[LupineOne]

I’m pretty sure that’s cheating.

Cheating? This is life or death, and only mine. The snail can’t die, and in today’s world, if you don’t have money, you’re fucked.
I’m taking care of me, thankyouverymuch.

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Question.....does this number include mouth-hugs?
Or... nahh?

 

[SWR101]

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Who’s doing it?

I feel the terminator being a snail makes this more doable. Just move to somewhere like Australia (insert basically opposite side of the earth country you’ll be okay living in) for a few years, then move back home. Then move again every few years. Buying property and renting your other homes for passive income.

$10 mil makes passive income very possible.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m pretty sure that’s cheating.

What, a snail is going to get mad for violating the spirit of the...game? Curse?

What's the worst that can happen? He is already trying to murder me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel the terminator being a snail makes this more doable.

I like the idea of glowing red eyes on his eyestalks. And a reeeeeeallllly slow version of The Terminator main theme everywhere it goes.

 

[vagrantx]

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Who’s doing it?

I knew I recognized this!
Watch out for decoy snails.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I knew I recognized this!
Watch out for decoy snails.

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He has a million too? He can hire minions...

"Monsieur, complimentary escargot simmered in syrah and majoran, from the lady at the bar."

You run from the restaurant, screaming.

 

[cheekygirl75]

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Do virtual hugs count? That’s about all I get these days!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Do virtual hugs count? That’s about all I get these days!

Good question, Cheeky.
And then, if I may, expanding on that thought...
Virtual mouth hugs??

Are these numbers accurate?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Do virtual hugs count? That’s about all I get these days!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Thank you Now should I mark these in my habit tracking app to make sure I get enough today?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do virtual hugs count? That’s about all I get these days!

You and I as well. I am in hug deficiency.

 

[cheekygirl75]

 

[UnquietDreams]

You put this song in my head, so you can have it too!

And now it is in mine as well.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You put this song in my head, so you can have it too!

Actually, I’m going to say thank you for this - it has kicked out the other song I’ve in my head for the last two days, We Built This City! This is a much better song.

 

[Qky75]

Actually, I’m going to say thank you for this - it has kicked out the other song I’ve in my head for the last two days, We Built This City! This is a much better song.

We built this citeh......we built this citeh on wock n woe....