Sex & Shenanigans

[Apisto42]

How about: "then Jesus handed the innkeeper three nails. 'Can you put me up for the night?'"

I told that one to my pastor during lent one time when I was about 14.

He didn’t laugh.

I did. It was priceless.

 

[LupineOne]

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I did that for a month straight once #noregrets

 

[MrMakersMark]

I did that for a month straight once #noregrets

I think I could go an entire season.
Like Winter??
Oh yeah. Easy.

 

[LupineOne]

I think I could go an entire season.
Like Winter??
Oh yeah. Easy.

Yep. Winter especially. It’d be peaceful for the most part, not gonna lie

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I once, once, in my life spent an entire weekend by myself, and liked it as an experiment but would not repeat. Few hours at most before it starts to bother me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I told that one to my pastor during lent one time when I was about 14.

He didn’t laugh.

I did. It was priceless.

My pastor told it to me.

He is priceless.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I once, once, in my life spent an entire weekend by myself, and liked it as an experiment but would not repeat. Few hours at most before it starts to bother me.

I break even between introvert and extrovert. Give me a writing project, or books,I can go for weeks without seeing anyone.

But I have conversations with everything in the house...

 

[Apisto42]

I break even between introvert and extrovert. Give me a writing project, or books,I can go for weeks without seeing anyone.

But I have conversations with everything in the house...

Do the plants talk back?

Feed me Seymour

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do the plants talk back?

Feed me Seymour

It would be the ghosts of plants.

 

[vagrantx]

I once, once, in my life spent an entire weekend by myself, and liked it as an experiment but would not repeat. Few hours at most before it starts to bother me.

Once, I didn't meet a single other human being for about 3 months.

 

[SWR101]

I once, once, in my life spent an entire weekend by myself, and liked it as an experiment but would not repeat. Few hours at most before it starts to bother me.

I have spent literal weeks without face to face human interaction, after about a week it gets a little lonely, but not mind shattering for me. But, I also score “very confident” as an introvert.

 

[lavendersilk]

Once, I didn't meet a single other human being for about 3 months.

By choice or were you in solitary confinement?

 

[vagrantx]

By choice or were you in solitary confinement?

Por qué no los dos?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

By choice or were you in solitary confinement?

More importantly, was that self-imposed or state-imposed?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just grew up in a house with a lot of people. Feels weird to not have that energy around. Covid was rough y’all. Fortunately my kids have a little bit of that energy too

 

[cheekygirl75]

I would loooooove to be alone in a house for an extended period of time right now! There's way too many people in this house all.the.time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My pastor told it to me.

He is priceless.

I think I learned it from The Crow. Or maybe a Truly Tasteless joke book

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think I learned it from The Crow. Or maybe a Truly Tasteless joke book

I first heard it from The Crow, but having our pastor tell it was fantastic. He also used clips from Life of Brian and Search for the Holy Grail in semons. He said God knew how to take a joke

 

[LupineOne]

Fuck off.

I stand by that ranking. The one time I was in the UK and had authentic British food, I was not impressed.

The cider and beer selections however, were on fucking point.

 

[jason28053]

At least our hostess hasn’t threatened to filet you today

I read this as fellate

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I read this as fellate

Did the phrase “don’t threaten me with a good time” come to mind?

 

[jason28053]

Did the phrase “don’t threaten me with a good time” come to mind?

Indeed

 

[SWR101]

I read this as fellate

A fatal error, good thing you caught it

Did the phrase “don’t threaten me with a good time” come to mind?

Nope, CCG terrifies me in that regard

 

[Apisto42]

A fatal error, good thing you caught it

Nope, CCG terrifies me in that regard

I don’t know. It’s kind of like swimming with sharks. It’s super cool to see them, but they might kill you at any moment. Edge living.

 

[LupineOne]

I don’t know. It’s kind of like swimming with sharks. It’s super cool to see them, but they might kill you at any moment. Edge living.

Exactly. I’d just trust @crazychemgirl not to kill me. I’d enjoy the adrenaline