Sex & Shenanigans

[Apisto42]

You like to do the telling, eh?

Babe.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just do as you’re told …































you might like it.

You need to embed what where now?

 

[Apisto42]

I mean, I don’t know how much fun you have doing that.

It’s kept me entertained for almost 40 years.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Two newly minted phrases for the price of one!!!
Peep pressure... like peer pressure but maleable to the situation...squishy, unhealthy, and tasteless.

"maleable" = "malleable"

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[Qky75]

"maleable" = "malleable"

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Good catch. I will say I wrote that while holding my breath on a city transit trying to avoid contact high.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Good catch. I will say I wrote that while holding my breath on a city transit trying to avoid contact high.

Frankly, I thought you were just rolling (no pun intended) on the word play.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mine might be. @Kitty_so_frisky is examining it for me

It’s most certainly not but that should not prevent you continuing this process. Second opinions are important.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is it as much fun as choking my own chicken?

Because that is endless fun.

Endless?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Endless?

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[Apisto42]

Endless?

Yes. Because I’m thinking about sex before I slap the sloth. Then I’m thinking about sex while I’m beating the bear. And finally I’m thinking about when I’m going to cum again after I whipped the walrus.

Endless fun.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes. Because I’m thinking about sex before I slap the sloth. Then I’m thinking about sex while I’m beating the bear. And finally I’m thinking about when I’m going to cum again after I whipped the walrus.

Endless fun.

*pictures rabbits and sloths and bears and walruses*

 

[cheekygirl75]

Not mine, but good question...

 

[SWR101]

Not mine, but good question...

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Also the weirdest pic on my phone

 

[cheekygirl75]

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Also the weirdest pic on my phone

Is that from a show or movie? Need more context!

 

[SWR101]

Is that from a show or movie? Need more context!

It’s from… the internet…. I dunno just found it, laughed, and stole it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not mine, but good question...

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There’s a lot of competition I’ll go with these though.

 

[cheekygirl75]

There’s a lot of competition I’ll go with these though.
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Those are terrifying!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Those are terrifying!

They don’t make you want to take your kid to this dentist?

 

[maria_rough]

i want to see the reaction of the person its actually gifted to!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

They don’t make you want to take your kid to this dentist?

Don't have a kid, but no! I think any kid taken to that dentist would be scarred for life!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Speaking of dentists, one of my very favorite “we didn’t think this through well enough” marketing decisions from this very real dentist office

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes. Because I’m thinking about sex before I slap the sloth. Then I’m thinking about sex while I’m beating the bear. And finally I’m thinking about when I’m going to cum again after I whipped the walrus.

Endless fun.

So, you've been lifetime trespassed from your local zoo?

 

[Qky75]

Tried it. Didn't like it.

Oh don't give me sad face ....there's nothing sad about it lolol

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh don't give me sad face ....there's nothing sad about it lolol

How can you not love it????

 

[cheekygirl75]

How can you not love it????

Very easily... I am resistant to the short video clip for some reason. I want to be able to skim things in writing & not have to commit to a full (seconds long) video!