Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

New favorite insult. Thank you

I feel like this is region locked to the great white north. Trying to think of a similar one for more temperate areas and getting nothing

Otterdick sealbanger is as good as I got. And that’s not good.

 

[Cruel_summer]

I don't have the words to describe how much I want to see the reaction you get to that...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/p6D9C_-7vKEAAAAC/me.gif

I shall report back

I feel like this is region locked to the great white north. Trying to think of a similar one for more temperate areas and getting nothing

Otterdick sealbanger is as good as I got. And that’s not good.

To be fair, I could walk to Canada from where I live.
I’m gonna go with Deerdick seagullfucker

 

[MrMakersMark]

I feel like this is region locked to the great white north. Trying to think of a similar one for more temperate areas and getting nothing

Otterdick sealbanger is as good as I got. And that’s not good.

Agreed.

Think this must be a Canadian thing, eh?

Meant to be not taken literally...in any way...ever.
Never ever.

Just those damned Canucks and their infernal LaBatts.

So funny. A funny people.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am … it’s called iced coffee, ya moosecunt beaverfuck.

Coffee is a dieretic, so it dehydrates you, all weird Canadian animal husbandry aside.

 

[positiveflirt]

In my head all i heard was..

Ohhhhhhh
who lives in a pineapple under the sea

MOOSECUNT BEAVERFUCK

 

[MrMakersMark]

Coffee is a dieretic, so it dehydrates you, all weird Canadian animal husbandry aside.

It's either weird or Canadian.
You don't have to say both.
It's implied.
Double negative rule is in play I think.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait....don't encourage her.

Uhm … excuse you.

 

[cheekygirl75]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/h-jXpV-nVY4AAAAC/omg-wtf.gif

He's referring to Taco Tuesday!

Wednesday is the worst.

Did that change your mind? I am very persuasive....

Nope

 

[BrendaBear]

I feel like this is region locked to the great white north. Trying to think of a similar one for more temperate areas and getting nothing

Otterdick sealbanger is as good as I got. And that’s not good.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Hi9H0ywExtIAAAAd/juliannemoore-biglittlemoore.gif

I lived on the Oregon coast and the idea of getting mad at someone and saying "listen here, Otterdick sealbanger, that is just not okay...."

I love it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's either weird or Canadian.
You don't have to say both.
It's implied.
Double negative rule is in play I think.

EXCUSE YOU!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Hi9H0ywExtIAAAAd/juliannemoore-biglittlemoore.gif

I lived on the Oregon coast and the idea of getting mad at someone and saying "listen here, Otterdick sealbanger, that is just not okay...."

I love it!

Omfg I love this.

What’s the Nevada equivalent??

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nope

Okay, tough audience.

How about: Wednesday really is totally the worst, and I'm not even kidding. Not even a little bit. The. Worst.

That change your mind?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Omfg I love this.

What’s the Nevada equivalent??

In Nevada, they just call people "tourists," and that is bad enough.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Okay, tough audience.

How about: Wednesday really is totally the worst, and I'm not even kidding. Not even a little bit. The. Worst.

That change your mind?

Nope, still Tuesday for me! There’s a little hope on Wednesday, it being hump day & halfway to the weekend. On Monday everyone is commiserating on it not being the weekend anymore. Tuesday doesn’t have any redeeming qualities.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tuesday doesn’t have any redeeming qualities.

Taco Tuesday still exists.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope, still Tuesday for me! There’s a little hope on Wednesday, it being hump day & halfway to the weekend. On Monday everyone is commiserating on it not being the weekend anymore. Tuesday doesn’t have any redeeming qualities.

Other than taco Tuesday.

 

[MrMakersMark]

EXCUSE YOU!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Taco Tuesday still exists.

Other than taco Tuesday.

True, but I can probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve actually had tacos on a Tuesday!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Accurate.

 

[crazychemgirl]

True, but I can probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve actually had tacos on a Tuesday!

This should be remedied immediately

 

[crazychemgirl]

I made a Buffalo chicken dip for my lunches … just some:
rotisserie chicken
Monterey Jack cheese

Blended the following
Tablespoon of cream cheese
Couple tablespoons of cottage cheese
Franks red hot

Mixed it all together and then warmed up in the microwave and dipped with crackers and cucumbers

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Just spent an hour and a half disassembling and deep cleaning my wireless keyboard.

Stop me if I'm making things to racey for you.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

This should be remedied immediately

Agreed. That is not a suggestion.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I made a Buffalo chicken dip for my lunches … just some:
rotisserie chicken
Monterey Jack cheese

Blended the following
Tablespoon of cream cheese
Couple tablespoons of cottage cheese
Franks red hot

Mixed it all together and then warmed up in the microwave and dipped with crackers and cucumbers

That sounds amazing except I question the cottage cheese… doesn’t seem like it would add anything?

 

[crazychemgirl]

That sounds amazing except I question the cottage cheese… doesn’t seem like it would add anything?

Just a bit of creaminess and some protein and fibre … it’s a sub for sour cream or mayo