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crazychemgirl said:
Do you ever just go on a tangent on some topic in your brain and then obsessively google everything about it…??
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Like wiki/googling everything you can in the middle of the night because I HAD to know if chickens & alligators were both decended from dinosaurs, like a meme said. I was right, only chickens are, but still, it was imperative I know the entirely evolutionary history of both animals before I could sleep...I mean, no, I have no idea what you're talking about

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MindYaBitness said:
Like wiki/googling everything you can in the middle of the night because I HAD to know if chickens & alligators were both defended from dinosaurs, like a meme said. I was right, only chickens are, but still, it was imperative I know the entirely evolutionary history of both animals before I could sleep...I mean, no, I have no idea what you're talking about

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This is why we’re friends.
 
lavendersilk said:
Do you like your coffee like you like your Star Wars villains?
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After our third deployment to the Persian Gulf, our carrier had returned to our homeport of Yokosuka, Japan. Me and my BFAMs, Rick and Mike, headed over to the Seaside Club for brunch the next morning. After we got our food, we each got a steaming mug of coffee and returned to our table. Rick promptly poured cream and sugar into his, stirred it, and took a sip. Afterward, he let out an exaggerated, "Ahhh."

He grinned, held up his mug, and said, "I likes my coffee like I likes my women: Tan and sweet!"

Not to be outdone, I held up my mug and said, "I likes my coffee like I likes my women: Black and strong."

We both grinned and turned to Mike. He was a few years older than us, and had a history of out-doing us on things like this. After eyeballing both of us for a long moment, he said, "Well, I likes my coffee like I likes my women. Been sitting around for a couple weeks, with chunky bits in the bottom and a big ring around the top."

Rick and I promptly lost some of our coffee, we were laughing so hard.
 
lavendersilk said:
Do you like your coffee like you like your Star Wars villains?
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Normally, yes -- on the dark side. And Darth reminds me that no matter how I screw up, at least I never cut my kid's hand off.

That was a 6-shot breve. Birthday gift from Dutch Bros. I will hit them up for my free drink at lest three more times if I want to match last year (and sort of vibrate into another dimension.)
 
UnquietDreams said:
Normally, yes -- on the dark side. And Darth reminds me that no matter how I screw up, at least I never cut my kid's hand off.

That was a 6-shot breve. Birthday gift from Dutch Bros. I will hit them up for my free drink at lest three more times if I want to match last year (and sort of vibrate into another dimension.)
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Have you ever considered decaf?
 
crazychemgirl said:
Do you ever just go on a tangent on some topic in your brain and then obsessively google everything about it…??
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MindYaBitness said:
Like wiki/googling everything you can in the middle of the night because I HAD to know if chickens & alligators were both decended from dinosaurs, like a meme said. I was right, only chickens are, but still, it was imperative I know the entirely evolutionary history of both animals before I could sleep...I mean, no, I have no idea what you're talking about

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXU0N25kaDdjYW40bzJjY2xpZW94ZXZsZzZpNTRnN2o0YXZpYzJ4MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/a93jwI0wkWTQs/giphy.gif
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I feel so seen right now…
 
LexxRuthless said:
After our third deployment to the Persian Gulf, our carrier had returned to our homeport of Yokosuka, Japan. Me and my BFAMs, Rick and Mike, headed over to the Seaside Club for brunch the next morning. After we got our food, we each got a steaming mug of coffee and returned to our table. Rick promptly poured cream and sugar into his, stirred it, and took a sip. Afterward, he let out an exaggerated, "Ahhh."

He grinned, held up his mug, and said, "I likes my coffee like I likes my women: Tan and sweet!"

Not to be outdone, I held up my mug and said, "I likes my coffee like I likes my women: Black and strong."

We both grinned and turned to Mike. He was a few years older than us, and had a history of out-doing us on things like this. After eyeballing both of us for a long moment, he said, "Well, I likes my coffee like I likes my women. Been sitting around for a couple weeks, with chunky bits in the bottom and a big ring around the top."

Rick and I promptly lost some of our coffee, we were laughing so hard.
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I like my coffee like I like my women as well -- with deep respect for the joy they both bring to my life.
 
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LexxRuthless said:
You'd want @LupineOne to cook up that steak. It's not like I'm incompetent, but "a good man's gotta know his limitations." If it's a Shenanigang party, I think he's demonstrated he'd be the grill master & chef of choice.
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Trust me, I agree, @LupineOne does know how i like something cooked, even @UnquietDreams and @BrendaBear know 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I will gladly send it back if it's medium or anything more.
 
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