Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/chaos-dont-stress-undress.1581471/page-2264#post-100892511

You're doing the Lord's work here

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We’ve gone over this multiple times…

The butthole is a vacuum.

It always has to go back to buttholes....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Of course. You didn’t embed my dopamine, you get to go forage for yours
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Oh that’s almost as sexy as the pic itself

 

[crazychemgirl]

It always has to go back to buttholes....

It’s not my fault.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We’ve gone over this multiple times…

The butthole is a vacuum.

It always has to go back to buttholes....

That’s because some people never learn. Gotta keep telling ‘em!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week

That I have a very definite limit of how many DMs I can reply to in a day.

Two things you’re grateful for

Some very nice DMs
A new job!

Three things you ate this week

Pork tenderloin, grilled chicken, burrito

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

Winning the lottery
What the new job will be like
What will I do after they're gone?
How much easier things would be if *he* were gone

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

Buy a new (to me) car
Start seriously saving for a vacation somewhere else
Get the cottage ready for renting
Get a permanent job
Win the lottery

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So that's why my parents' dog use to run its butt across the carpet? It was just trying to help the humans clean? Huh. TIL.

I’m sure you’re kidding (right? right?!) but just in case anyone else needs to hear it, it’s a sign they may need to get checked for worms

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:

Happy Friday.

One thing you learned this week

Glue doesn't always dry clear....

Two things you’re grateful for

Love and laughs

Three things you ate this week

Pizza hut, mamwhich, Caesar bacon salad

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

My partner started dating a man,
We moved??
I was pegging him for the first time,
He didn't want to have sex with me....

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

Wow.... Gotta move fast here....
Make healthier choices daily.
Overcome the negativity in each day.
Deliver @UnquietDreams birthday wish
Have a taco Tuesday party
Go to the movie theater for date night

 

[lavendersilk]

One thing you learned this week.

@cheekygirl75 gets a lot of DMs every day and she can't keep up.

Two things you’re grateful for

1. My family
2. My cats

Three things you ate this week

1. Oatmeal.
2. Red beans and rice.
3. An egg roll.

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

1. My instant pot exploding.
2. A spider biting my neck.
3. Getting high enough to not care.
4. Sexting with an ex.

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

1. Go on a cruise.
2. Read 50 books.
3. Have gone to the beach about 30 times.
4. Finished putting down flooring in my entire home.
5. Visit a state I've never been to before.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@cheekygirl75 gets a lot of DMs every day and she can't keep up.

1. My family
2. My cats

1. Oatmeal.
2. Red beans and rice.
3. An egg roll.

1. My instant pot exploding.
2. A spider biting my neck.
3. Getting high enough to not care.
4. Sexting with an ex.

1. Go on a cruise.
2. Read 50 books.
3. Have gone to the beach about 30 times.
4. Finished putting down flooring in my entire home.
5. Visit a state I've never been to before.

I hear Canada is nice this time of year.

Not a state but it counts,, right?

 

[vagrantx]

Not a state but

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Fuck the orange monstrosity… it’s never gonna happen.

 

[vagrantx]

Fuck the orange lobstrosity…

dad-a-chum? ded-a-check?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s not my fault.

Seemed like it was this time

 

[crazychemgirl]

dad-a-chum? ded-a-check?

I love you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Seemed like it was this time

@SWR101 asked for advice. I gave him some.

 

[UnquietDreams]

But not the first to ask them.

He fails to look to the elders before him.

Did you answer the question? No, you did not answer the question. I was merely asking it again.

 

[SWR101]

@SWR101 asked for advice. I gave him some.

Leave me out of this…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Leave me out of this…

You’re already in it babes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week

1.Dog can get diabetes, and it's horrible

Two things you’re grateful for

1. My Remarkable tablet
2. @TigerLilly4U for bringing me ALL of the grief treats

Three things you ate this week

1. Ben & Jerry's
2. Teriyaki pork bowl
3. Whole grain toast w/vanilla honey butter

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

1. Sex in a truck
2. Sex in a church
3. Sex in a hotel
4. Sex in a restaurant
...I might be ovulating

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

1. Firm up my thighs
2. Build a gateway pergola
3. Build a greenhouse (project is underway!)
4. Finish my closet project(s)
5. Declutter

 

[cheekygirl75]

1.Dog can get diabetes, and it's horrible

1. My Remarkable tablet
2. @TigerLilly4U for bringing me ALL of the grief treats

1. Ben & Jerry's
2. Teriyaki pork bowl
3. Whole grain toast w/vanilla honey butter

1. Sex in a truck
2. Sex in a church
3. Sex in a hotel
4. Sex in a restaurant
...I might be ovulating

1. Firm up my thighs
2. Build a gateway pergola
3. Build a greenhouse (project is underway!)
4. Finish my closet project(s)
5. Declutter

I had a dog with diabetes and you're right, it's awful

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck the orange monstrosity… it’s never gonna happen.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I had a dog with diabetes and you're right, it's awful

I had no idea how sick she was, she was in full ketosis by the time we got her to the emergency vet. I just thought she was losing weight because I was taking her on longer walks

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re already in it babes.

Did he get sucked up by a butthole?

 

[dawn_of_night]

5. Visit a state I've never been to before.

Do you need suggestions????


AFAF.....