Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:

Happy Friday.

One thing you learned this week

Glue doesn't always dry clear....

Two things you’re grateful for

Love and laughs

Three things you ate this week

Pizza hut, mamwhich, Caesar bacon salad

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

My partner started dating a man,
We moved??
I was pegging him for the first time,
He didn't want to have sex with me....

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

Wow.... Gotta move fast here....
Make healthier choices daily.
Overcome the negativity in each day.
Deliver @UnquietDreams birthday wish
Have a taco Tuesday party
Go to the movie theater for date night

 

[lavendersilk]

One thing you learned this week.

@cheekygirl75 gets a lot of DMs every day and she can't keep up.

Two things you’re grateful for

1. My family
2. My cats

Three things you ate this week

1. Oatmeal.
2. Red beans and rice.
3. An egg roll.

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

1. My instant pot exploding.
2. A spider biting my neck.
3. Getting high enough to not care.
4. Sexting with an ex.

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

1. Go on a cruise.
2. Read 50 books.
3. Have gone to the beach about 30 times.
4. Finished putting down flooring in my entire home.
5. Visit a state I've never been to before.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@cheekygirl75 gets a lot of DMs every day and she can't keep up.

1. My family
2. My cats

1. Oatmeal.
2. Red beans and rice.
3. An egg roll.

1. My instant pot exploding.
2. A spider biting my neck.
3. Getting high enough to not care.
4. Sexting with an ex.

1. Go on a cruise.
2. Read 50 books.
3. Have gone to the beach about 30 times.
4. Finished putting down flooring in my entire home.
5. Visit a state I've never been to before.

I hear Canada is nice this time of year.

Not a state but it counts,, right?

 

[vagrantx]

Not a state but

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Fuck the orange monstrosity… it’s never gonna happen.

 

[vagrantx]

Fuck the orange lobstrosity…

dad-a-chum? ded-a-check?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s not my fault.

Seemed like it was this time

 

[crazychemgirl]

dad-a-chum? ded-a-check?

I love you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Seemed like it was this time

@SWR101 asked for advice. I gave him some.

 

[UnquietDreams]

But not the first to ask them.

He fails to look to the elders before him.

Did you answer the question? No, you did not answer the question. I was merely asking it again.

 

[SWR101]

@SWR101 asked for advice. I gave him some.

Leave me out of this…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Leave me out of this…

You’re already in it babes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week

1.Dog can get diabetes, and it's horrible

Two things you’re grateful for

1. My Remarkable tablet
2. @TigerLilly4U for bringing me ALL of the grief treats

Three things you ate this week

1. Ben & Jerry's
2. Teriyaki pork bowl
3. Whole grain toast w/vanilla honey butter

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

1. Sex in a truck
2. Sex in a church
3. Sex in a hotel
4. Sex in a restaurant
...I might be ovulating

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

1. Firm up my thighs
2. Build a gateway pergola
3. Build a greenhouse (project is underway!)
4. Finish my closet project(s)
5. Declutter

 

[cheekygirl75]

1.Dog can get diabetes, and it's horrible

1. My Remarkable tablet
2. @TigerLilly4U for bringing me ALL of the grief treats

1. Ben & Jerry's
2. Teriyaki pork bowl
3. Whole grain toast w/vanilla honey butter

1. Sex in a truck
2. Sex in a church
3. Sex in a hotel
4. Sex in a restaurant
...I might be ovulating

1. Firm up my thighs
2. Build a gateway pergola
3. Build a greenhouse (project is underway!)
4. Finish my closet project(s)
5. Declutter

I had a dog with diabetes and you're right, it's awful

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck the orange monstrosity… it’s never gonna happen.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I had a dog with diabetes and you're right, it's awful

I had no idea how sick she was, she was in full ketosis by the time we got her to the emergency vet. I just thought she was losing weight because I was taking her on longer walks

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re already in it babes.

Did he get sucked up by a butthole?

 

[dawn_of_night]

5. Visit a state I've never been to before.

Do you need suggestions????


AFAF.....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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110 percent

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did he get sucked up by a butthole?

Concerning.

 

[crazychemgirl]

110 percent

A million percent.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Normally I’m against using percentages above 100% but in this instance it seems accurate to describe how emphatically that picture makes my vagina feel.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[UnquietDreams]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week

Private conversations are on a sliding scale

Two things you’re grateful for

My friends on Lit.
Where I live.

Three things you ate this week

Spaghetti with mizithra and browned butter.
Lemon-blueberry papillon.
Chocolate birthday cake with raspberry filling (not my birthday cake).

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

Having sex at my old job.
Zombie tigers.
Making dinner for someone in my apartment.
Zombie tigers vs zombie alligators.

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

My current novel.
The novel I stated mapping out the world building for.
Publishing the Lit story that I just have to finish the motorcycle chase for.
Go on a date.
Infinite Jest (just kidding. No one finishes Infinite Jest.)

 

[UnquietDreams]

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@LupineOne, have you been traveling?