Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

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110 percent

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did he get sucked up by a butthole?

Concerning.

 

[crazychemgirl]

110 percent

A million percent.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Normally I’m against using percentages above 100% but in this instance it seems accurate to describe how emphatically that picture makes my vagina feel.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[UnquietDreams]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week

Private conversations are on a sliding scale

Two things you’re grateful for

My friends on Lit.
Where I live.

Three things you ate this week

Spaghetti with mizithra and browned butter.
Lemon-blueberry papillon.
Chocolate birthday cake with raspberry filling (not my birthday cake).

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

Having sex at my old job.
Zombie tigers.
Making dinner for someone in my apartment.
Zombie tigers vs zombie alligators.

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

My current novel.
The novel I stated mapping out the world building for.
Publishing the Lit story that I just have to finish the motorcycle chase for.
Go on a date.
Infinite Jest (just kidding. No one finishes Infinite Jest.)

 

[UnquietDreams]

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@LupineOne, have you been traveling?

 

[SWR101]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week
Two things you’re grateful for
Three things you ate this week
Four things you imagined or dreamt about
Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

1 buttholes are vacuums (thanks )
2: my family and my friends
3: tacos, salad, busicuits
4. My job continuing, my next D&D campaign, sexy times, @MidwestPrincess23 and potatoes
5: start playing my bagpipes again, get my job renewed, write a short story, build a new computer, see my friends more

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week

That radishes and butter go together

Two things you’re grateful for

having the physical strength I do (moving is no joke friends)
my daughter's boyfriend and his willingness to help out

Three things you ate this week

tater tots with buffalo sauce and blue cheese crumbles
tacos - on taco Tuesday
Cadbury cream eggs

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

making a sexual advance toward Kayce from Yellowstone and he turned me down
Chilly getting taken by bounty hunters and I ended up alone in the woods
I made a 5 course meal for Big Bird - he enjoyed it
I had an OF account where I posed with pink yard flamingos
...dreams are weird

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

finish 3 more books
establish a better workout routine
lose 10 pounds
get new glasses
go through all my clothes and get rid of the things I don't wear

 

[LupineOne]

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@LupineOne, have you been traveling?

Why you gotta put me on blast like that??

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why you gotta put me on blast like that??

Love of you, love of a good epic.

 

[LupineOne]

Love of you, love of a good epic.

I do love traveling. Most places I’m not recognizable in wolf form…observant people, those Belgians.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m reading a book that I’m not 100% sure I like but am compelled to keep reading.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m reading a book that I’m not 100% sure I like but am compelled to keep reading.

I feel that way about boring dates.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I’m reading a book that I’m not 100% sure I like but am compelled to keep reading.

Would you ever consider giving up on a book you started?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week
Two things you’re grateful for
Three things you ate this week
Four things you imagined or dreamt about
Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

I'm a selfish dick.
A second chance and friendship.
Sushi, prawns and salmon.
I dreamt about being with him and smothering a baby (i know. I thought it was weird too). I imagined a future of calm and happier days.
I want to be at ease. Be a better version of myself. Be self fulfilled. More guitar practice. Have been to Toronto. (Gotta give myself one i know I can tick off).

 

[Purple_Fronds]

I’m reading a book that I’m not 100% sure I like but am compelled to keep reading.

I appreciate this, the struggle is real. Too many times I’ve wanted to quit the book but didn’t want to be told how good it was at the end, unfortunately it seldom comes good.

 

[SWR101]

I feel that way about boring dates.

I mean, you at least got dinner and some drinks, right?

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean, you at least got dinner and some drinks, right?

Sometimes I go Dutch. It depends.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel that way about boring dates.

Date is boring, so you keep reading a book?

I get that...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I would have subscribed to HBO for this ending.

 

[LupineOne]

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@LupineOne, have you been traveling?

Besides, the “misdeed” didn’t hurt anyone. The neighbors just didn’t like the volume

 

[hotoldrguy]

That I have a very definite limit of how many DMs I can reply to in a day.


Some very nice DMs
A new job!


Pork tenderloin, grilled chicken, burrito


Winning the lottery
What the new job will be like
What will I do after they're gone?
How much easier things would be if *he* were gone


Buy a new (to me) car
Start seriously saving for a vacation somewhere else
Get the cottage ready for renting
Get a permanent job
Win the lottery

Congrats on the new job!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sometimes I go Dutch. It depends.

I'd dutch with you....

 

[cheekygirl75]

@cheekygirl75 gets a lot of DMs every day and she can't keep up.

Maybe I got two and can only handle one!

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I would have subscribed to HBO for this ending.

Same!

Congrats on the new job!

Thank you!