Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Wouldst thou desire I to bitch thine pot?

https://preview.redd.it/27ia59j9zywe1.png?auto=webp&s=d1b44d8bb8d7336922b4135d07cf66750522e258

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[morelikeasong]

 

[jason28053]

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A classic

 

[crazychemgirl]

Of course. You didn’t embed my dopamine, you get to go forage for yours
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Oh come on … pleeeeeeeease?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You're asking such important questions here

But not the first to ask them.

He fails to look to the elders before him.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Oh come on … pleeeeeeeease?

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/chaos-dont-stress-undress.1581471/page-2264#post-100892511

 

[SWR101]

But not the first to ask them.

He fails to look to the elders before him.

Wise CCG of the Lit: what is your wisdom?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/chaos-dont-stress-undress.1581471/page-2264#post-100892511

I knew someone loved me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wise CCG of the Lit: what is your wisdom?

We’ve gone over this multiple times…

The butthole is a vacuum.

 

[SWR101]

We’ve gone over this multiple times…

The butthole is a vacuum.

Such sage wisdom…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Such sage wisdom…

I mean, did you expect anything less?

 

[SWR101]

I mean, did you expect anything less?

No, and you never dissapoint

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week
Two things you’re grateful for
Three things you ate this week
Four things you imagined or dreamt about
Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week
Two things you’re grateful for
Three things you ate this week
Four things you imagined or dreamt about
Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

This is a lot of fucking homework!

1 thing I learned is someone's true colors.
2 things I'm grateful for: @Sammysub07 (MLT) & flexible employer
3 things I ate: dry oatmeal, yogurt, pork roast
4 things I dreamt: my own place, MLT treasure visiting me in my new place, freedom, next steps.
5 things to accomplish: improve relationships with my kids, organize my tools, visit the lake without kids, complete all the house projects, & get laid (sort of sarcastic, mostly not!)

 

[vagrantx]

One thing you learned this week

Well I told you yesterday, but apparently potatoes are vegetables! This was news to me as name for root vegetables in Swedish is "root fruit".

Two things you’re grateful for

My SO, who's been my rock these past few weeks,
and free healthcare.

Three things you ate this week

Habanero chili-cheese (ffffffing hooooottttt )
Veal kebab
Octopus tacos (@Kitty_so_frisky)

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

Super powers
Infinite wealth
Immortality
A healthy sleep cycle

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

I tend to not plan that far ahead.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is a lot of fucking homework!

1 thing I learned is someone's true colors.
2 things I'm grateful for: @Sammysub07 (MLT) & flexible employer
3 things I ate: dry oatmeal, yogurt, pork roast
4 things I dreamt: my own place, MLT treasure visiting me in my new place, freedom, next steps.
5 things to accomplish: improve relationships with my kids, organize my tools, visit the lake without kids, complete all the house projects, & get laid (sort of sarcastic, mostly not!)

But you did it.


Love ALL those!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well I told you yesterday, but apparently potatoes are vegetables! This was news to me as name for root vegetables in Swedish is "root fruit".


My SO, who's been my rock these past few weeks,
and free healthcare.


Habanero chili-cheese (ffffffing hooooottttt )
Veal kebab
Octopus tacos (@Kitty_so_frisky)


Super powers
Infinite wealth
Immortality
A healthy sleep cycle


I tend to not plan that far ahead.

Love this!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/chaos-dont-stress-undress.1581471/page-2264#post-100892511

You're doing the Lord's work here

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We’ve gone over this multiple times…

The butthole is a vacuum.

It always has to go back to buttholes....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Of course. You didn’t embed my dopamine, you get to go forage for yours
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Oh that’s almost as sexy as the pic itself

 

[crazychemgirl]

It always has to go back to buttholes....

It’s not my fault.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We’ve gone over this multiple times…

The butthole is a vacuum.

It always has to go back to buttholes....

That’s because some people never learn. Gotta keep telling ‘em!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ok people …. It’s finally fucking Friday.


Tell me:


One thing you learned this week

That I have a very definite limit of how many DMs I can reply to in a day.

Two things you’re grateful for

Some very nice DMs
A new job!

Three things you ate this week

Pork tenderloin, grilled chicken, burrito

Four things you imagined or dreamt about

Winning the lottery
What the new job will be like
What will I do after they're gone?
How much easier things would be if *he* were gone

Five things you want to accomplish by your next birthday

Buy a new (to me) car
Start seriously saving for a vacation somewhere else
Get the cottage ready for renting
Get a permanent job
Win the lottery

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So that's why my parents' dog use to run its butt across the carpet? It was just trying to help the humans clean? Huh. TIL.

I’m sure you’re kidding (right? right?!) but just in case anyone else needs to hear it, it’s a sign they may need to get checked for worms