Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

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I’m right there with you … it smells like weed gummies

 

[crazychemgirl]

So, since he could evidently reach it,
he was probably doing some self-service before he met Itsy-bitsy and decided to settle down...

.....I guess?

Well technically it doesn’t get chewed off … it just detaches … but it plugs her hole so that no other men-spiders can mate with her.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Well technically it doesn’t get chewed off … it just detaches … but it plugs her hole so that no other men-spiders can mate with her.

Wow.

Well...

I was pretty impressed with the ordeal until I learned the truth.

Now I think that Spider is a bitch.

Lol!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow.

Well...

I was pretty impressed with the ordeal until I learned the truth.

Now I think that Spider is a bitch.

Lol!!

But he also gets way more aggressive and defends his spider-girl until his babies are born.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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[MrMakersMark]

But he also gets way more aggressive and defends his spider-girl until his babies are born.

Well...yeah.

I get *agressive* when my fella just gets raked too rough with a tooth!

I'd probably be tough to be around if I had just bitten my dick off.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I go to a young 20-something girl with rabid ADHD and a mouth like buzz saw … I barely have to worry about chit-chat cuz she takes up all the talking space …

️ filthy mouth
️ uses Elumen
️ ADHD AF

You have found the Shiny Pokémon of stylist, keep her forever!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1msJ8ixTWZyM

That was highly anticlimactic

 

[UnquietDreams]

That was highly anticlimactic

Probably not the first time you've said that...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well...yeah.

I get *agressive* when my fella just gets raked too rough with a tooth!

I'd probably be tough to be around if I had just bitten my dick off.

Just a single tooth?

You might want to invest in women with better dental care.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Just a single tooth?

You might want to invest in women with better dental care.

Don't you tell me how to spend my $40 dollars.

 

[peekingone]

Just a single tooth?

You might want to invest in women with better dental care.

Gum job

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't you tell me how to spend my $40 dollars.

Quality not quantity … sure you could spend $40 on 8 $5 hookers … OR … you could get one stellar hooker for $40

 

[MrMakersMark]

Quality not quantity … sure you could spend $40 on 8 $5 hookers … OR … you could get one stellar hooker for $40

What...did I just say?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What...did I just say?

Hey there, thexthy
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeWdlNjZtNGlwdGVjZ2xra3Q2bzU0OWxlejlnZ3puZWZlenZqOGRxbSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1wozA6D7w5Z3wTyvOj/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

What...did I just say?

You like it when I scold you.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Hey there, thexthy
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeWdlNjZtNGlwdGVjZ2xra3Q2bzU0OWxlejlnZ3puZWZlenZqOGRxbSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1wozA6D7w5Z3wTyvOj/giphy.gif

Dammit..

How many $40s do I have to give you??
Fix it!

 

[morelikeasong]

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[crazychemgirl]

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It’s a weird day

 

[peekingone]

Hey there, thexthy
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeWdlNjZtNGlwdGVjZ2xra3Q2bzU0OWxlejlnZ3puZWZlenZqOGRxbSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1wozA6D7w5Z3wTyvOj/giphy.gif

OK best post of the week. You are too funny.

 

[SWR101]

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You would not believe how many times I check this thread and do this

 

[crazychemgirl]

Horror movie stickers ftw

 

[crazychemgirl]

You would not believe how many times I check this thread and do this

yet you keep coming back.

 

[MrMakersMark]

It’s a weird day

How can you tell the difference?

 

[SWR101]

yet you keep coming back.

Because you’ve given me Stockholm syndrome