Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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Why did they censor the word "him?"

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Imma 5. Wherever the eggs are they are type.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Why did they censor the word "him?"

That shark is my hero.

 

[cheekygirl75]

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I think I'd like to be 1 or 2 but am probably 3. 4s scare me

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you want to be jealous of me … this weekend I’m putting cinnamon rolls in my waffle maker for cinnawaffles.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think I'd like to be 1 or 2 but am probably 3. 4s scare me

when I ate eggs… I was a 1

I realize it’s not a practical way… cuz then you have incorrectly balanced egg distribution and are more likely to drop the carton.

I don’t know that I ever did, however, so maybe it’s ok.

 

[lavendersilk]

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I usually do 2. But that's because of how I have the eggs on my refrigerator door. If I am getting them from the actual carton then I would try to do 3.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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If I spend one millisecond of my life worrying about how eggs are arranged in my carton, the good Lord might as well take me then. I’ve reached the end of caring.

 

[lavendersilk]

So, this isn't your fridge @SalaciousMonkey22 ?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So, this isn't your fridge @SalaciousMonkey22 ?
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Are there unexpired hummus and leftover Tupperware containers in the back? Maybe.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So, this isn't your fridge @SalaciousMonkey22 ?
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This person is a horrible human. Spending their time making other people feel like shit because they’re a full time goddamn influencer.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Anyone in here who has teenagers or young adult children … I have questions, and I need answers.

Yesterday, coming out of the grocery store ware 2 teenage boys … both holding a full pineapple each. Laughing.

Is this a new trend I’m unaware of yet?

I have no idea, but my son did just learn that an upside down pineapple is the international sign for swingers, so maybe there's a meme going around

 

[Apisto42]

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[Apisto42]

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[dawn_of_night]

On the "cons" side of the list, that would be lower down. Below "no, am not fucking a pineapple" in fact....

That's Yahoo chat rooms for ya....
Lol.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have no idea, but my son did just learn that an upside down pineapple is the international sign for swingers, so maybe there's a meme going around

This would stand to reason for the shenanigans giggles

 

[UnquietDreams]

Scientist: “It has armor-piercing claws, infrared vision, and rage issues.”
Also Scientist: “Let’s lock it behind a wooden door with one green herb nearby. Should be fine.”

VP of Marketing: What? Why? What?

 

[Apisto42]

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Imma 1. Always 1.

The rest of you weirdos are doing it wrong.

 

[Qky75]

Alright...this thread has been a poor influence me. Today my boss was in the group chat asking who another boss was in another clinic...like with intent on drama brewing. Purely out of mindless reflex I just posted the popcorn eating .gif ....damn you. Damn you all.

Thankfully my boss has a sense of humor....the question is will she be laughing all the way with me to HR?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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0: like, whatever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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In my case, this is true.

 

[PassionatePanther]

when I ate eggs… I was a 1

I realize it’s not a practical way… cuz then you have incorrectly balanced egg distribution and are more likely to drop the carton.

I don’t know that I ever did, however, so maybe it’s ok.

Same here. It’s because we work in the lab and need order. Can you imagine how @SalaciousMonkey22 would organize his pipette tips? I’d probably kill him