Sex toy reviews 🥒

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who likes sex toys?
I went a little overboard on Black Friday and bought a handful of new ones. I think it would be fun to review them for you and see which ones I recommend vs which ones are blah. I’ll also review the ones I already own.
Please share reviews of what you have! I’m always in the market for new, fun toys.
(If you’re too shy to post, you can also PM me a review and I’ll add post it anonymously)

Ideas for things to address in review: noise level, speeds, intensity, size, travel friendly, partner friendly, efficacy, durability, washability, comfortability, battery life, material, aesthetics

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It’s an odd coincidence that my presence here and this thread both turn 1 today.

 

[DannieB]

Who likes sex toys?
I went a little overboard on Black Friday and bought a handful of new ones. I think it would be fun to review them for you and see which ones I recommend vs which ones are blah. I’ll also review the ones I already own.
Please share reviews of what you have! I’m always in the market for new, fun toys.
(If you’re too shy to post, you can also PM me a review and I’ll add post it anonymously)

Ideas for things to address in review: noise level, speeds, intensity, size, travel friendly, partner friendly, efficacy, durability, washability, comfortability, battery life, material, aesthetics

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I was seriously getting ready to find a sex toy rabbit hole to go down and BAM! Here you are, you beautiful woman, you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was seriously getting ready to find a sex toy rabbit hole to go down and BAM! Here you are, you beautiful woman, you!

hey! I brought it to your attention! Even if was unintentional. Sheesh.

 

[DannieB]

hey! I brought it to your attention! Even if was unintentional. Sheesh.

I see that now that I have been looking at reviews a year in the past All I can say is THANK YOU, Salicious!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I see that now that I have been looking at reviews a year in the past All I can say is THANK YOU, Salicious!

Well I’m happy to be of even minor service

 

[morelikeasong]

I was seriously getting ready to find a sex toy rabbit hole to go down and BAM! Here you are, you beautiful woman, you!

I’m currently sex toy shopping again
Still on the hunt for the right rabbit for me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m currently sex toy shopping again
Still on the hunt for the right rabbit for me

 

[DannieB]

I’m currently sex toy shopping again
Still on the hunt for the right rabbit for me

I’ve bought QUITE a few based in this thread It’s mommy’s turn for a good Christmas!

(Don’t worry…kids shopping is done )

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ve bought QUITE a few based in this thread It’s mommy’s turn for a good Christmas!

(Don’t worry…kids shopping is done )

Yessssss! I love it.
I’m so curious which ones. Will you say here? Or PM me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just took advantage of Black Friday for a new toy or two.

I was working on another review but my power just went out (the toy wasn't plugged in, by the by).

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yessssss! I love it.
I’m so curious which ones. Will you say here? Or PM me?

 

[DannieB]

Yessssss! I love it.
I’m so curious which ones. Will you say here? Or PM me?

I did get Nora…snatched that up before I got to your review so I will let you know how that goes

Also, Thump and Rose..really thought about those vibrating nipple clamps but couldn’t bring myself to drop so much money at once! And a few more

 

[morelikeasong]

I did get Nora…snatched that up before I got to your review so I will let you know how that goes

Also, Thump and Rose..really thought about those vibrating nipple clamps but couldn’t bring myself to drop so much money at once! And a few more

The Nora is well loved here on lit! I think I’m the only one that doesn’t like it so hopefully you will.

The Thump is on my short list of recommendations. I love that one. Has definitely proved its worth with me.

The rose is on my list of potentials to buy today. I do really like the clit sucker I use now, but the reviews for the rose are pretty unanimously glowing which makes me wanttttt lol

 

[DannieB]

The Nora is well loved here on lit! I think I’m the only one that doesn’t like it so hopefully you will.

The Thump is on my short list of recommendations. I love that one. Has definitely proved its worth with me.

The rose is on my list of potentials to buy today. I do really like the clit sucker I use now, but the reviews for the rose are pretty unanimously glowing which makes me wanttttt lol

If it wasn’t for the “buy more for free shit” I would’ve got your Satisfyer Pro 2…but I got free shit with the rose!

 

[morelikeasong]

If it wasn’t for the “buy more for free shit” I would’ve got your Satisfyer Pro 2…but I got free shit with the rose!

It’s a good business model worked on me, too

 

[DannieB]

It’s a good business model worked on me, too

You get the vibrating nipple clamps and I’ll give you another review on the rose

 

[morelikeasong]

You get the vibrating nipple clamps and I’ll give you another review on the rose

I have been unimpressed with nipple clamps thus far, aside from being a sexy prop for some of my AmPics photoshoots lol. Vibrating does sound fun though…

Really I need to pare down my cart that currently has 8 rabbits in it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have been unimpressed with nipple clamps thus far, aside from being a sexy prop for some of my AmPics photoshoots lol. Vibrating does sound fun though…

Really I need to pare down my cart that currently has 8 rabbits in it

Something about multiplying rabbits….

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m currently sex toy shopping again
Still on the hunt for the right rabbit for me

Might I suggest:

 

[morelikeasong]

Might I suggest:

How many vibrating speeds? Waterproof?

 

[__Nathan1968]

How many vibrating speeds? Waterproof?

Infinite adjustment on speeds. Waterproof. Able to hold my breath for impressively long periods of time.

 

[DannieB]

I have been unimpressed with nipple clamps thus far, aside from being a sexy prop for some of my AmPics photoshoots lol. Vibrating does sound fun though…

Really I need to pare down my cart that currently has 8 rabbits in it

I have learned through getting lost in this thread that they are a favorite of yours, so you find your #1 and let us know! I have personally never owned one so that should be on my Santa list

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have learned through getting lost in this thread that they are a favorite of yours, so you find your #1 and let us know! I have personally never owned one so that should be on my Santa list

List?

 

[DannieB]

List?

My Christmas movie dream crusher becoming my sex toy Santa?!

 

[UnquietDreams]

My Christmas movie dream crusher becoming my sex toy Santa?!

I wear many ....hats.