She's way way.... WAY out of my league. How do I handle her?

[Christopher2012]

Just remember when I tell you to cum on my face that means all of it. None on the floor or pillow, you waste a drop and I'll crush your balls. Your mine now - and that's just how it is.

Well, YOU just remember that you're still swallowing the whole damn load regardless of whether it goes in your mouth or on your face.

Or I'll punch YOU in the ovaries.

Two can play at this game.

 

[serpentwrap]

I'm outta here. You two lovebirds get a room.

 

[Goey]

I don't like the game any more...

 

[Christopher2012]

I don't like the game any more...

Why?

..

 

[Goey]

Why?

..

Ah I'm kidding. I just wanted to see how you'd respond to the first post I made. And well you said you'd punch me in my ovaries lol If you can be bold in the safety of the anonymous internet you can do it in real life.

You seem comfortable enough talking to women here. Real life women aren't so different you know.


... I think that makes sense, sleepy here...

 

[Christopher2012]

Ah I'm kidding. I just wanted to see how you'd respond to the first post I made. And well you said you'd punch me in my ovaries lol If you can be bold in the safety of the anonymous internet you can do it in real life.

You seem comfortable enough talking to women here. Real life women aren't so different you know.


... I think that makes sense, sleepy here...

Oh please don't misunderstand me. I am the most amazing creature to walk the face of this planet. That's a fact. I would argue that I'm nearly superhuman.

Me punching you in the ovaries would be the best damn thing that ever happened to you.

haha Have a good night.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Just remember when I tell you to cum on my face that means all of it. None on the floor or pillow, you waste a drop and I'll crush your balls. Your mine now - and that's just how it is.

Since we all know Christopher will not follow through with this and will end up cumming into a tube sock, I'll take you up on this offer.

 

[Christopher2012]

Since we all know Christopher will not follow through with this and will end up cumming into a tube sock, I'll take you up on this offer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuPPCbT-_y0

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ahhh. Kat Williams. If only he said "fuck" a little more often.

 

[Elaya]

I'm just reading this thread now, and its pissing me off. You have no idea what it is about you that she likes, you have no right to assume, guess or fret.. she's known you for a long time. I'd think overtime shed have a good idea of who you are. That s part of what we women do .. all the time... is think about thepeopel we are iinterested in. You're telling us you think she might be interested in you, there's no reason to doubt it.. you might think you're inferior, but maybe there's something, some quality about you that she really likes. I for instance, find that a really good, caring and honest man, with a pure heart and genuinely nice to everyone, who doesn't talk smut, even with the guys... is an absolute gem. My highest complement for any man is to say they are a very decent person. And then I want to undress them. My point here is that you don't know what she likes you, and it doesn't matter. Don't deprive her of something that could be great. You might be the one guys that hasn't treated her like meat. Maybe she dreams of marrying her intellectual equal... and she's drawn to you.sometimes its just pure chemistry.. and that's it. It doesn't really matter how this turns out..unless you let it get away. Ask yourself this.. will you always regret it if you don't go for it.. will you always wish you could come back to here and now... have a conversation with your future self. Ask him what you should do. At the least... set up a just as friends date. Then do another one the next week. And the next. Bump into her friend again and ask for her number saying you need to text her a question. Order drinks after a couple of friendly dates.. liquid courageous has changed the world thousands of times. Just bloddy well do it. Otherwise, maybe she's sitting at home right now sad and a little depressed and heartbroken. Wishing she could date a great guy who truly likes her and would respect her. I know. Id love. A little. Of that right now. Sorry for so errors. Typed on tablet.

 

[Christopher2012]

I'm just reading this thread now, and its pissing me off. You have no idea what it is about you that she likes, you have no right to assume, guess or fret.. she's known you for a long time. I'd think overtime shed have a good idea of who you are. That s part of what we women do .. all the time... is think about thepeopel we are iinterested in. You're telling us you think she might be interested in you, there's no reason to doubt it.. you might think you're inferior, but maybe there's something, some quality about you that she really likes. I for instance, find that a really good, caring and honest man, with a pure heart and genuinely nice to everyone, who doesn't talk smut, even with the guys... is an absolute gem. My highest complement for any man is to say they are a very decent person. And then I want to undress them. My point here is that you don't know what she likes you, and it doesn't matter. Don't deprive her of something that could be great. You might be the one guys that hasn't treated her like meat. Maybe she dreams of marrying her intellectual equal... and she's drawn to you.sometimes its just pure chemistry.. and that's it. It doesn't really matter how this turns out..unless you let it get away. Ask yourself this.. will you always regret it if you don't go for it.. will you always wish you could come back to here and now... have a conversation with your future self. Ask him what you should do. At the least... set up a just as friends date. Then do another one the next week. And the next. Bump into her friend again and ask for her number saying you need to text her a question. Order drinks after a couple of friendly dates.. liquid courageous has changed the world thousands of times. Just bloddy well do it. Otherwise, maybe she's sitting at home right now sad and a little depressed and heartbroken. Wishing she could date a great guy who truly likes her and would respect her. I know. Id love. A little. Of that right now. Sorry for so errors. Typed on tablet.

Look, I'm not going to do it. I'm sorry.

 

[Goey]

Guys always ask why so many girls date jerks, I think this thread answers that.

 

[Christopher2012]

Guys always ask why so many girls date jerks, I think this thread answers that.

I don't like you anymore.

 

[Goey]

Well it's the truth. A girl can show she's interested in a man (or at least that she may be interested in him) but he'll sit it out in order to not possibly do her some kind of harm in the future (disregarding all hope that perhaps something good may happen) and cower away from her, making her feel confused and insecure, turning to the idiots of the world to make her feel desirable.

It's not that nice girls love bad boys, it's that the nice guys are too busy fleeing.

 

[Christopher2012]

Well it's the truth. A girl can show she's interested in a man (or at least that she may be interested in him) but he'll sit it out in order to not possibly do her some kind of harm in the future (disregarding all hope that perhaps something good may happen) and cower away from her, making her feel confused and insecure, turning to the idiots of the world to make her feel desirable.

It's not that nice girls love bad boys, it's that the nice guys are too busy fleeing.

Well shit, why don't you go ask some guy (or girl) out who is attractive, intelligent, and has strong networking skills? Why don't you bear the burden of taking initiative with somebody who is obviously better than you in every way?

That shit ain't easy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Good point Gooey. Dishing out truth and justice and looking hot whilst doing it.

You're a pharmacist dude. You're not a fucking idiot. You're obviously sharp. Some girl's like that. Some girls are tired of guys being peckerheads. Maybe you were nice to her and didn't try to grab her breasts five minutes after meeting her. Maybe she thinks your guns are hot. I don't know. If she saw this tread she would not enjoy it; I'm sure of that.

This thread is like a car wreck. I can't stop myself from being involved.

 

[Goey]

Well shit, why don't you go ask some guy (or girl) out who is attractive, intelligent, and has strong networking skills? Why don't you bear the burden of taking initiative with somebody who is obviously better than you in every way?

That shit ain't easy.

I don't think anyone is better than me or I am better than anyone else. Everyone is equal, the lack of equality you speak of is only in your head.

Those who don't see people as they are, on the same level as it's the only one, are bound to place themselves at the bottom.

 

[TeaforMe]

Truth is.....

Well it's the truth. A girl can show she's interested in a man (or at least that she may be interested in him) but he'll sit it out in order to not possibly do her some kind of harm in the future (disregarding all hope that perhaps something good may happen) and cower away from her, making her feel confused and insecure, turning to the idiots of the world to make her feel desirable.

It's not that nice girls love bad boys, it's that the nice guys are too busy fleeing.

 

[Christopher2012]

I don't think anyone is better than me or I am better than anyone else. Everyone is equal, the lack of equality you speak of is only in your head.

Those who don't see people as they are, on the same level as it's the only one, are bound to place themselves at the bottom.

So again, I challenge you to initiate. Do you initiate? Have you initiated?

If not, then how can you possibly blame me? What - because society says the man should initiate?

The act of asking isn't the sole factor here. It's the whole package - talking, flirting, calling, texting. I've called the chick AND texted her. How is that not trying?

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

I don't think anyone is better than me or I am better than anyone else. Everyone is equal, the lack of equality you speak of is only in your head.

Those who don't see people as they are, on the same level as it's the only one, are bound to place themselves at the bottom.

Goey, how can everyone be equal when everyone's different? That seems contradictory to me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Goey, how can everyone be equal when everyone's different? That seems contradictory to me.

Her point is that people all have equal value. We all are different. Some of us are skinny with huge black shlongs (see avatar). Some of us are pharmacists. But nevertheless, we are all equally valued as people.

 

[culloden]

Christopher, I'm pretty sure Goey is married, so perhaps she did initiate. And if she didn't, well, she's married and presumably monogamous, so your challenge is moot. But she does speak the truth, although I think she's being PC saying everyone is equal. I'd say people deserve an equal shot, but that people are in no way equal - Otherwise, any one of us would end up with any other one of us with no sorting other than luck.

Which leads to the point, made by PMann, that you're a fucking pharmacist dude. With a single income that's about twice the median family income in the US. Clearly, you have your shit lined up in some ways. And by your own statement, you're a nice, decent guy. That's how you come across online, too.

You don't have to pursue this girl. I don't give a shit either way. But you're selling yourself short due to some deep-seated confidence issues, and that bugs me. You can get help. I've seen therapy do wonders for people. Or you can go through your one life not knowing, but I'm sure suspecting, what you're missing.

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

Her point is that people all have equal value. We all are different. Some of us are skinny with huge black shlongs (see avatar). Some of us are pharmacists. But nevertheless, we are all equally valued as people.

Well, yeah, "none" is a value so objectively you're right that we all have equal value. But subjectively, "pharmacist" and "skinny with huge black shlong" and every other attribute of a person has a different value, and how likely is it really that everyone's attributes add up to the same total value of a person?

 

[Goey]

Goey, how can everyone be equal when everyone's different? That seems contradictory to me.

Everyone is equal - being different has nothing to do with it. How does being different make someone less or more than someone else?

For example, black and white people are different, but they are still equal. If that sounds contradictory then I worry.

 

[Christopher2012]

You guys are seriously overestimating this pharmacist thing. Trust me, being a pharmacist and pulling in a six-figure income does not make you more attractive.