She's way way.... WAY out of my league. How do I handle her?

[Lord Pmann]

I meant IRL, not on the internet.

Again dude, I was messing with you. We've been supportive, but we also turn on you when you start bitching. But you need people to be hard asses.

We still kind of root for you. But we also want to pinch your tits in a painful, non sexual way.

 

[TeaforMe]

Again dude, I was messing with you. We've been supportive, but we also turn on you when you start bitching. But you need people to be hard asses.

We still kind of root for you. But we also want to pinch your tits in a painful, non sexual way.

Yes we are so rooting for you! But we also need something to cheer about every now and then so we can keep pushing you towards success. You remind me so much of my husband. He never thought I would go out with him since he is so nerdy, I pursued him for months hoping he would ask me out. Finally, I just took a chance and asked him to dinner and that's all it took.

Don't worry, the right girl and the right situation will come along.

 

[ohjanesays]

Again dude, I was messing with you. We've been supportive, but we also turn on you when you start bitching. But you need people to be hard asses.

We still kind of root for you. But we also want to pinch your tits in a painful, non sexual way.

That sounds pretty sexual, pmann. You should ask him out.

Christopher, where's my question?

 

[IrishEyes80]

Yeah I had a strong support group at the very end of high school.

What about now while you're in college? Is there anyway for you to find that same type of support, any clubs or sports you can get into?

 

[Christopher2012]

Again dude, I was messing with you. We've been supportive, but we also turn on you when you start bitching. But you need people to be hard asses.

We still kind of root for you. But we also want to pinch your tits in a painful, non sexual way.

Oh yeah, you guys are awesome. I know I suck. That is clearly stated in the fine print on the bottom of my user profile. haha

 

[Christopher2012]

Yes we are so rooting for you! But we also need something to cheer about every now and then so we can keep pushing you towards success. You remind me so much of my husband. He never thought I would go out with him since he is so nerdy, I pursued him for months hoping he would ask me out. Finally, I just took a chance and asked him to dinner and that's all it took.

Don't worry, the right girl and the right situation will come along.

Thanks, but unfortunately Mary is gone. We only spent 3 weeks working together. Now, she is free to all the amazing men out there who are better than me.

But I swear to God, if I see her future boyfriend/husband and he's ugly and a loser, I'll drop a deuce in my pants.

 

[Christopher2012]

What about now while you're in college? Is there anyway for you to find that same type of support, any clubs or sports you can get into?

I got your PMs. Sorry, I had to go to work for 3 hours. Yes, 3 hours. I was just there to close and do some paperwork.

 

[Christopher2012]

Christopher, where's my question?

I couldn't think of anything.

I tried, though. I got nothin'.

 

[Lord Pmann]

That sounds pretty sexual, pmann. You should ask him out.

Christopher, where's my question?

Are you stalking me little girl?

And yeah it's sexual. I want a sugar daddy. I'm quite the catch myself and Christopher would be lucky to have a bestie like me.

 

[Christopher2012]

Are you stalking me little girl?

And yeah it's sexual. I want a sugar daddy. I'm quite the catch myself and Christopher would be lucky to have a bestie like me.

My nipples are hard just thinking about it.

Not gay
(but supportive)

^^^If you can name the comedian, you win a prize!

 

[Lord Pmann]

My nipples are hard just thinking about it.

Not gay
(but supportive)

^^^If you can name the comedian, you win a prize!

I've heard it before and I think it's Demitri Martin, but I could be off.

 

[Christopher2012]

I've heard it before and I think it's Demitri Martin, but I could be off.

Psh please, you Googled that! haha

 

[Lord Pmann]

Psh please, you Googled that! haha

No sir. Love Demitri Martin. I've got his CDs and I've watched every episode of Important Things. He's amazing.

Do I seem to good to be true?

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

None of these 'attributes' have a value to someone's worth. It actually scares me you think in such a way. Everyone is worth the same because they are a person. So if it helps: everyone is worth 1. And that's it. There is no other numeric value (as that is what you seem to be after).

I'm sorry that I scare you, but that is what I believe. It just seems so self-evident to me and I've never questioned it, that there's no inherent worth to a person and that the sixteen different people you can describe by combining (pharmacist/not pharmacist)(skinny/not skinny)(white/black)(huge shlong/not huge shlong) aren't all equals. Why do you believe otherwise?

 

[Christopher2012]

No sir. Love Demitri Martin. I've got his CDs and I've watched every episode of Important Things. He's amazing.

Do I seem to good to be true?

Important Things was okay. It wasn't great.

My favorite was the episode where the two guys were competing over who could win the world record for second-place finishes. That was great.

 

[ohjanesays]

I couldn't think of anything.

I tried, though. I got nothin'.

I'd like to say I'm disappointed, but I expected it.

Are you stalking me little girl?

And yeah it's sexual. I want a sugar daddy. I'm quite the catch myself and Christopher would be lucky to have a bestie like me.

No, you know I only stalk lesbians.

 

[Christopher2012]

I'd like to say I'm disappointed, but I expected it.

How could you be disappointed?!

You expect me to be able to ask you a RANDOM question? How does that possibly work? You mean the fate of our conversation rests on the ability of me to ask a random question which is asked ONLY to promote the survival of our connection?

Preposterous!

(...the irony of this post just caused my brain to implode.)

 

[serpentwrap]

I'm actually rooting for the Mustang or the Subaru you gonna buy. Now that is an asset to be with... Go for it dude. When things have to happen they will... It will hit you like a sledgehammer

 

[Christopher2012]

I'm actually rooting for the Mustang or the Subaru you gonna buy. Now that is an asset to be with... Go for it dude. When things have to happen they will... It will hit you like a sledgehammer

I hate to disappoint yet another person, but I'm not buying a nice car. I'm going to invest in a house instead. It's probably a wise choice to invest in something that will be enjoyed for longer than 2-3 years.

 

[Christopher2012]

You know what I should do?

I should just get really drunk and call this chick. It's not like I'll ever see her again. haha And she did tell me to call her about studying together.

Tomorrow night, I might put back a few shots and call her. Maybe.

 

[ohjanesays]

How could you be disappointed?!

You expect me to be able to ask you a RANDOM question? How does that possibly work? You mean the fate of our conversation rests on the ability of me to ask a random question which is asked ONLY to promote the survival of our connection?

Preposterous!

(...the irony of this post just caused my brain to implode.)

I meant to say I should be disappointed, but I wasn't. It just makes me laugh because you're thinking way too hard over a random question.

You know what I should do?

I should just get really drunk and call this chick. It's not like I'll ever see her again. haha And she did tell me to call her about studying together.

Tomorrow night, I might put back a few shots and call her. Maybe.

You know what you are? A thread tease.

 

[Christopher2012]

I meant to say I should be disappointed, but I wasn't. It just makes me laugh because you're thinking way too hard over a random question.




You know what you are? A thread tease.

Yeah, I'm not going to call her.

God, I hate this so much. This is so hard. It fucking sucks a fat cock. All my life, I've spent dreaming about having a wife, but I can't even get the fucking courage to ask her if she wants to hang out.

This is, by far, the hardest thing that I've ever faced. And a lot of guys do this type of thing on a day-by-day basis.

She is seriously gone. I just wish I had courage, motivation, strength. I don't. I'm no physics expert, but it's impossible to create momentum if you have no energy. A ball will not roll on it's own.

I'm an object with no energy. I cannot create motivation from nothing.

 

[Cattypuss]

Yeah, I'm not going to call her.[snip]
I'm an object with no energy. I cannot create motivation from nothing.

Then move on from this thread and let the thread die.

 

[njlauren]

Yeah, I'm not going to call her.

God, I hate this so much. This is so hard. It fucking sucks a fat cock. All my life, I've spent dreaming about having a wife, but I can't even get the fucking courage to ask her if she wants to hang out.

This is, by far, the hardest thing that I've ever faced. And a lot of guys do this type of thing on a day-by-day basis.

She is seriously gone. I just wish I had courage, motivation, strength. I don't. I'm no physics expert, but it's impossible to create momentum if you have no energy. A ball will not roll on it's own.

I'm an object with no energy. I cannot create motivation from nothing.

If this is the hardest thing you have ever faced, you have led a really sheltered life, to say the least. Put it this way, agonizing over a gal is not going to be the hardest thing you ever faced; fighting a disease, losing close loved ones, trying to find a job in a shit economy, being disabled in an accident, trying to dig yourself out after a hurricane collapses a house around you are things most people would say were the hardest things they faced.

Want to know a funny fact, based on long experience? Odds are if you keep in touch with Mary or of her life, and she finds someone, I would be willing to bet pretty good money that no matter who the guy is, I would be willing to be you won't look at him and say "see, she found a fucking god, I never stood a chance", it more then likely would be "geez, he is nothing more special then I was"....and will kick yourself if you really in fact like her. What I don't understand is what is the worse thing that could happen? I am not exactly a bundle of self confidence but I might have had a batting average that would make Jason Bay of the Mets look good, but I tried, and I survived. Sure, I dealt with some hard rejections, but most simply said "thanks, but I am not interested".....didn't die from it, as frustrated as I was.

And hell yeah, go ahead and study with her, you obviously feel comfortable with that, and it takes the pressure off...and go study with her, and then say something like "hey, I'm hungry, want to go grab a bite to eat?". You have a perfect opportunity, and what is really cool is it isn't a 'date date'

 

[geekmaster24]

You know what my 1st thought was? Opposites attract. What I gathered was she is very outgoing & you aren't, minus all the self bashing.

My dh & I are on complete opposite sides of the fence. It compliments us to be together. After 20 years he is more outgoing & I am less impulsive. He is more liberal & I am more conservative.

Just chat with her. See where it goes. Don't think past right now.

She may very well believe you are out of her league. I know both of us were like that. Wow, I never thought my dh would have gone out with me back then....he thought the same thing.

Good luck, don't delete this, & keep us posted!

^^^ This. Seriously I preach this communication concept. Its kind of getting old. Oh well until people realize it really is the best way to help get things to work I'll just have to keep preaching it.