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Should I settle down with a nice guy

I can't believe you're asking for relationship advice on this board, Funk. You must be getting desperate. But here's a :rose:.
 
PoppingTom said:
You usually never understand me. But don't worry, you got ass.
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She have a ok ass. A butt that you compliment because of her size. When you think to yourself, damn she got a nice lil ass. She doesn't have cause a accident butt.
 
Disgustipated said:
What cellubutt?

You made a vanity thread for me AND have a quote of mine in your siggy. If your withered cunt could get wet my leg would be waterlogged.
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I have no cellulite on my ass. Anyone can plainly see that. But you are too fucking stupid to know how to attack me in a way that actually hurts. Attacking me for having cellulite is just silly.

But I will use this to take the opportunity to post a bigger picture of my ass av. I have a great ass, please insult it more and perhaps I will be inspired into taking more pics.

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LadyFunkenstein said:
I have no cellulite on my ass. Anyone can plainly see that. But you are too fucking stupid to know how to attack me in a way that actually hurts. Attacking me for having cellulite is just silly.

But I will use this to take the opportunity to post a bigger picture of my ass av. I have a great ass, please insult it more and perhaps I will be inspired into taking more pics.

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Funk I'll give you credit, you do have a nice ass. But don't get to big headed and confuse it with a great ass. It's a ok nice lil ass.
 
Maybe.

But not this one.

You'll resent him.

Either your priorities have to change. Or his.

No judgment there. As you describe it, though, he's set up to fail.

Everyone loses.
 
cjh said:
Maybe.

But not this one.

You'll resent him.

Either your priorities have to change. Or his.

No judgment there. As you describe it, though, he's set up to fail.

Everyone loses.
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I don't have any priorities these days. Or at least, I have not identified them recently enough for them to matter.
 
LadyFunkenstein said:
I don't have any priorities these days. Or at least, I have not identified them recently enough for them to matter.
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Diet and body mass surface pretty frequently.

That's important to you. You take care of yourself.

My guess is, nice guy or not, you need someone with that value.

The young cock bit--time will solve that problem despite your protests that time is cruel. (It is.)

From what I've seen, though, you're self-disciplined in maintaining your form. You're healthier for it.

My guess is you need that in a mate.
 
LadyFunkenstein said:
I have no cellulite on my ass. Anyone can plainly see that. But you are too fucking stupid to know how to attack me in a way that actually hurts. Attacking me for having cellulite is just silly.

But I will use this to take the opportunity to post a bigger picture of my ass av. I have a great ass, please insult it more and perhaps I will be inspired into taking more pics.

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Okay fine. I won't bring up your giant man hands then. Maybe that's just a really small phone.

http://i2.wp.com/www.trashtalktv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/manhands.jpg?resize=298%2C188
 
i could see funk with a gym rat. when they are old and grey, they will still work out together and talk shit. it could actually be quite beautiful.
 
 
toubab said:
I'm glad to see you're handling the ridiculousness better, smoove.
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Yeah it doesn't get to me now. I gave them proof, but they still wanna keep this shit up. But do you see her cheerleader tho? Check femboy out, lmao. That boy got more sugar than Domino.
 
smoothg103rd said:
Yeah it doesn't get to me now. I gave them proof, but they still wanna keep this shit up. But do you see her cheerleader tho? Check femboy out, lmao. That boy got more sugar than Domino.
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Sure, I saw her cheerleader. You're right, she's got a nice little ass. I like more junk than what she's got, but I could dig it.

Zumi is something else. He does come across as sweet at times, and at other times it's clear he knows his pussy.
 
toubab said:
Sure, I saw her cheerleader. You're right, she's got a nice little ass. I like more junk than what she's got, but I could dig it.

Zumi is something else. He does come across as sweet at times, and at other times it's clear he knows his pussy.
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You like Serena, so yeah I know the type of asses you like. I like big asses too, I like them traffic jam butts.
The ones you see when you are driving, that almost cause you to crash. Funk's is ok, don't get wrong I'll hit it, but she doesn't have that "great" ass like she believes she do. But some guys like them like that. She probably got the perfect ass to others, because she got that nice tight firm bottom, but I like mines with a little shake to it. As for femboy, I'll find it unbelievable if you was to tell me that he never sucked a dick before.
 
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