Should I settle down with a nice guy

[toubab]

You like Serena, so yeah I know the type of asses you like. I like big asses too, I like them traffic jam butts.
The ones you see when you are driving, that almost cause you to crash. Funk's is ok, don't get wrong I'll hit it, but she doesn't have that "great" ass like she believes she do. But some guys like them like that. She probably got the perfect ass to others, because she got that nice tight firm bottom, but I like mines with a little shake to it. As for femboy, I'll find it unbelievable if you was to tell me that he never sucked a dick before.

Yeah, I can't believe the shit I get when I say I'm into Serena and that ass. I'm serious about it. For real.

I wouldn't bet that you are wrong about Zumi. But he may just be playing on here.

 

[cjh]

Did you know Pornhub has a category for Gay Down Low Black Thugs?

I'd never even pondered that until I read the "doth protest too much" posts in this thread.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Yeah, I can't believe the shit I get when I say I'm into Serena and that ass. I'm serious about it. For real.

I wouldn't bet that you are wrong about Zumi. But he may just be playing on here.

I'm telling you the reason you catch shit from liking Serena, a woman like that intimidate these men here. I guess they think they cannot satisfy her, or some shit. They don't the" I got mines, you better get yours" rule. They aren't too many women I will fuck over Serena, if any. That women is in a class of her own.

 

[Que]

Did you know Pornhub has a category for Gay Down Low Black Thugs?

I'd never even pondered that until I read the "doth protest too much" posts in this thread.

Who is calling Zumi a thug?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Who is calling Zumi a thug?

That's what I'm saying.

 

[cjh]

Who is calling Zumi a thug?

Heh.

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That said, I don't see him protesting.

 

[Ishmael]

Before my body falls apart and gets all drippity droopity like most of you? Everyone has a shelf life, my expiration date is probably coming up soon.

I have gone out a few times with a guy from Staten island. Usually that would be a hell no but maybe I can get a residents ez pass out of the deal. He likes me but is really pushing it on the chub department.

That said i can't turn down young hard cock. Last Tuesday a 30 year old dude stepped to me. Ended up going back to his place. As it turned out he is friends with Dan... Wonder of they compared notes. If so things are all but done where I hang out.

Maybe I should give the chubby dude a shot. I made out with him last night. Good personality so far anyway. But his diet must suck

Set aside a 'rainy day' fund for when the "drippity droppities" set in you can get some nips and tucks. Then find a man of wealth and advanced age. When he croaks you'll get the wealth and no one will care about your 'drips and droops.' You too can have a trophy cabana boy.

Funny how wealth works.

Ishmael

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Moi?

A "thug?"

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb86pEu2l1qzjix8.gif

Dunno what started that up, but y'all been smokin' that good shit up in here, I see!

For group reindeer games' sake, I'll play along.

What type of thug are we talking about? An actual one that does physical harm, social damage and causes much malady from greed, selfishness and malevolent tendencies, like Al Capone...or the faux online kind that the gullible and easily impressionable love patronizing because the laundry list of checked-off and easily-digestible stereotypes it spits out are too much fun for them to pass up...like our very own Garden State vanilla milkshake up in here?

http://media.tumblr.com/bf7cb7cc36eb686837fe238296677b49/tumblr_inline_nbnrjtD8r21sbfyb2.gif

 

[cjh]

You're not a thug. Not a fanboy. Not a femboy.

Just you.

Follow the flow.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Set aside a 'rainy day' fund for when the "drippity droppities" set in you can get some nips and tucks. Then find a man of wealth and advanced age. When he croaks you'll get the wealth and no one will care about your 'drips and droops.' You too can have a trophy cabana boy.

Funny how wealth works.

Ishmael

I would be way too paranoid getting any work done. Some times it doesn't work out and you end up looking like a freak.

 

[Que]

You're not a thug. Not a fanboy. Not a femboy.

Just you.

Follow the flow.

He is a little in touch with his feminine side. Not a thing wrong with that.

Setting himself up as the arbiter of who is "black enough" or "too black" just because he himself "happens to be black.*" Plenty wrong with that.

He is on record promoting the correlation equals causations tripe that lighter-skinned blacks of Brazil are in power.

50 shades of racism.

*Always loved the idiocy of that phrase. Seems appropo here.

 

[morgoiv]

Before my body falls apart and gets all drippity droopity like most of you? Everyone has a shelf life, my expiration date is probably coming up soon.

I have gone out a few times with a guy from Staten island. Usually that would be a hell no but maybe I can get a residents ez pass out of the deal. He likes me but is really pushing it on the chub department.

That said i can't turn down young hard cock. Last Tuesday a 30 year old dude stepped to me. Ended up going back to his place. As it turned out he is friends with Dan... Wonder of they compared notes. If so things are all but done where I hang out.

Maybe I should give the chubby dude a shot. I made out with him last night. Good personality so far anyway. But his diet must suck

You could allways find a sub and have the best of both worlds. Cuckold sort of thing.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

He is a little in touch with his feminine side. Not a thing wrong with that.

Setting himself up as the arbiter of who is "black enough" or "too black" just because he himself "happens to be black.*" Plenty wrong with that.

He is on record promoting the correlation equals causations tripe that lighter-skinned blacks of Brazil are in power.

50 shades of racism.

*Always loved the idiocy of that phrase. Seems appropo here.

Well, Query's Privilege has spoketh up again, so it must be true. About dark-skinned Brazilians being at their country's top social strata sans stigmatic racial issues and about everything non-white people related in the universe.

He is the Ho in The Know.

Bow before his worldly magnificence, y'all. I, as the GB's official colored people's arbiter and knight templar and tame black male jurisprudence and alternate-week Wednesdays dog catcher, will cosign his hegemonic white male EZ-Pass, now and for evermore, amen. May no-one gainsay his sage sapience, lest I let the dogs out.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Barack-Obama-Saying-It-is-Law.gif

You may now kiss the bride.

 

[Que]

Well, Query's Privilege has spoketh up again, so it must be true. About dark-skinned Brazilians being at their country's top social strata sans stigmatic racial issues and about everything non-white people related in the universe.

He is the Ho in The Know.

Bow before his worldly magnificence, y'all. I, as the GB's official colored people's arbiter and knight templar and tame black male jurisprudence and alternate-week Wednesdays dog catcher, will cosign his hegemonic white male EZ-Pass, now and for evermore, amen. May no-one gainsay his sage sapience, lest I let the dogs out.

I'm sorry. Was the compound sentence out of the grasp of your comprehension? The tripe is in your certitude that correlation equals causation. But then again, it would figure; perpetual victim-class persons like statistics that "prove" that they, individually have been oppressed.

All turkeys have feathers, turkey is delicious, therefore feathers must be delicious.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm sorry. Was the compound sentence out of the grasp of your comprehension? The tripe is in your certitude that correlation equals causation. But then again, it would figure; perpetual victim-class persons like statistics that "prove" that they, individually have been oppressed.

All turkeys have feathers, turkey is delicious, therefore feathers must be delicious.

My certitude is knowing what dark-skinned Brazilians go through and have to face.

What dark-skinned anyone in this be-beautiful-and-accepted-through-skin-lightening cream society has to go through.

That's all, Tripe Fisherman. You can keep all that unimpressive word dancing for the next partner.

Now pass the turkey meat, there's a lot of mayo in this joint that needs to be used!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

"Ho in the know" is really fucking funny.

 

[Que]

My certitude is knowing what dark-skinned Brazilians go through and have to face.

What dark-skinned anyone in this be-beautiful-and-accepted-through-skin-lightening cream society has to go through.

That's all, Tripe Fisherman. You can keep all that unimpressive word dancing for the next partner.

Now pass the turkey meat, there's a lot of mayo in this joint that needs to be used!

I am so sorry. I did not know you were a dark skinned Brazilian growing up in Brazil.

Skiddy boop.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"Ho in the know" is really fucking funny.

There used to be an online sex columnist in the late nineties & early aughts who used that as her moniker. Dunno if she's still around.

I am so sorry. I did not know you were a dark skinned Brazilian growing up in Brazil.

Skiddy boop.

Yeah.

Imagine all the things you don't know.

Now set up the tesseract.

Bibbity bobbity boop.

 

[Que]

Did I mention the travails I have been through as an albino alpaca?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Before my body falls apart and gets all drippity droopity like most of you? Everyone has a shelf life, my expiration date is probably coming up soon.

I have gone out a few times with a guy from Staten island. Usually that would be a hell no but maybe I can get a residents ez pass out of the deal. He likes me but is really pushing it on the chub department.

That said i can't turn down young hard cock. Last Tuesday a 30 year old dude stepped to me. Ended up going back to his place. As it turned out he is friends with Dan... Wonder of they compared notes. If so things are all but done where I hang out.

Maybe I should give the chubby dude a shot. I made out with him last night. Good personality so far anyway. But his diet must suck

I think I am falling for this guy who is over weight and dresses like a slob. What the fuck is happening to me?

 

[eyer]

I think I am falling for this guy who is over weight and dresses like a slob. What the fuck is happening to me?

Finally attracted to your own type?

 

[Garnate]

Finally attracted to your own type?

Drink!

 

[Lancecastor]

I think you'll do whatever you want, regardless of what anyone here says.

Because you are the Funk.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Eyer you should stick to making fun of my big nose which at least is true. Your claim that I am fat and photoshopped is quite stupid and oddly flattering.

 

[Laurel]

Before my body falls apart and gets all drippity droopity like most of you? Everyone has a shelf life, my expiration date is probably coming up soon.

Haven't read the rest of the thread because busy/lazy, but - I'm very much against the idea of marrying/longtermrelationshipping a random "nice" person (read: someone you aren't really all that into but think is harmless) as a way of tying someone to you when you're older, because 1) there's no guarantee they'll stay with you; and 2) there's no guarantee that they're as "nice" or "harmless" or "easy to live with" as you assume - and being tied to someone awful/annoying/you-just-can't-stand is hell. I've seen it happen in my family. You can be lonelier with the wrong person than you would be by yourself.

You're better off being chill and waiting to see if you meet someone you're into sexually AND dig as a friend. That's the sort of thing that has longterm lifetime happiness potential. That way, when the lust waxes and wanes (and it does - it goes away, but always comes back), you still enjoy being together. The main part is that you can cohabitate without killing each other, respect each other's views on life (and agree to disagree when needed), put up with each other's bad moods/idiosyncrasies/flaws, and satisfy each other sexually now and then.

If you never find someone who fits the bill, no worries. There's no age limit to hooking up, and there's not a thing in the world wrong with living solo.

Just my two-cents.