Singalonga Lit

[Kylan]

Night Time Is The Right Time ~ Ray Charles

For Tonight, You're Only Here To Know ~ Distillers

Hiya Lady Raptor, I've missed your rather fleeting appearances 'round here. I hope all goes well on your end of the cable/wireless.

 

[lovemonster]

Just Good Friends? ~ Michael Jackson

Yes, of course you were...and I really liked the idea of you bent forward at the waist, the palms of your hands flat against the table, your skirt drawn up, bunched around your waist...

I reckon he'd have been delighted to meet me...he'd more than likely think he'd discovered the missing link

Well, that's O.k then. For one second I thought you were going to take advantage of me.

Secret Lovers - Atlantic Starr

Ah, well that was purely your imagination at work, you innocent thing....

I'm sure you'd have told him exactly where he was going wrong

As if I would take advantage of little 'innocent' such as yourself, why it's not in my nature

 

[Essa]

Secret Lovers - Atlantic Starr

Stolen Moments ~ Frank Zappa

 

[lovemonster]

Money, Money Money ~ Abba

Damn, I'll just have to live in hope then

True, when we go out for a night it's a week before I dare to look at the damage

O.k, I won't

Dirty Cash - Adventures Of Stevie V

Don't we all....I'm sure there's more we could add to the list if we really tried

LOL....I was much the same on Saturday morning

Good. Don't.

 

[Essa]

Dirty Cash - Adventures Of Stevie V

Don't we all....I'm sure there's more we could add to the list if we really tried

LOL....I was much the same on Saturday morning

Good. Don't.

Filthy Rich ~ Big & Rich

Nope, I think that'll do for me, I'm a kindly soul you see

But it's all worth it, did you have a scrumptious night?

I said I won't didn't I? now you're upsetting me

 

[lovemonster]

Filthy Rich ~ Big & Rich

Nope, I think that'll do for me, I'm a kindly soul you see

But it's all worth it, did you have a scrumptious night?

I said I won't didn't I? now you're upsetting me

And The Money Kept Rolling In - Antonio Banderas

Of course you are

I had a very alcoholic one. Not much else happened though.

You say lots of things, doesn't mean you mean them

 

[Essa]

And The Money Kept Rolling In - Antonio Banderas

Of course you are

I had a very alcoholic one. Not much else happened though.

You say lots of things, doesn't mean you mean them

Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash ~ The Steve Miller Band

I buy the Big Issue what more can I do?

Well alcohol's good, did not much else happen 'cause you can't remember or did it just not happen?

That's soooo mean, true but mean

 

[lovemonster]

Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash ~ The Steve Miller Band

I buy the Big Issue what more can I do?

Well alcohol's good, did not much else happen 'cause you can't remember or did it just not happen?

That's soooo mean, true but mean

Don't You Want It? - 5ive

So do I. On the one occasion a year when I see a guy selling them.

No, it just didn't happen....mind you, I adopted a new 'little sis'

LOL, that's the trouble, I know you too well now...

 

[Kylan]

Secret Lovers - Atlantic Starr

Ah, well that was purely your imagination at work, you innocent thing....

I'm sure you'd have told him exactly where he was going wrong

As if I would take advantage of little 'innocent' such as yourself, why it's not in my nature

Don't Tell The Kids!! ~ Dio

You mean I imagined drinking in every inch of your body as I stood just a couple of feet away, stripping myself naked… pushing you back until you were sitting on the edge of the table… stroking my hands down the sides of your face, your neck, your shoulders, your arms?

Yup, you would delight in takin' advantage of poor lil' ole me. Which is the reason you should be chastened. (Well, one of the reasons)

 

[lovemonster]

Don't Tell The Kids!! ~ Dio

You mean I imagined drinking in every inch of your body as I stood just a couple of feet away, stripping myself naked… pushing you back until you were sitting on the edge of the table… stroking my hands down the sides of your face, your neck, your shoulders, your arms?

Yup, you would delight in takin' advantage of poor lil' ole me. Which is the reason you should be chastened. (Well, one of the reasons)

I Should've Known - Aimee Mann

I think you did....but of course you're too innocent to have imagined any more than that, aren't you?

Well if you don't want me to take advantage of you..........

 

[Kylan]

I Should've Known - Aimee Mann

I think you did....but of course you're too innocent to have imagined any more than that, aren't you?

Well if you don't want me to take advantage of you..........

They Don't Give A Fuck About Us ~ 2pac

Yup, far to innocent to imagine you bending over that table before I've even begun to undress you, hoisting your skirt up, dragging your panties to one side...Actually, in my mind I didn't even pull your panties aside, I ripped them off you; snapped the waistband on either side and tore them from your body.

No, you musn't take advantage of lil' ole me. People might talk.

 

[lovemonster]

They Don't Give A Fuck About Us ~ 2pac

Yup, far to innocent to imagine you bending over that table before I've even begun to undress you, hoisting your skirt up, dragging your panties to one side...Actually, in my mind I didn't even pull your panties aside, I ripped them off you; snapped the waistband on either side and tore them from your body.

No, you musn't take advantage of lil' ole me. People might talk.

Who Cares? - Anouk

My, that's a rather descriptive idea for an innocent mind like yours? Of course you must have had a reason for ripping off my panties in such a brutal manner? Perhaps they were on fire or something?

Well in that case I won't. You can rest assured you're in safe hands.

 

[Kylan]

Who Cares? - Anouk

My, that's a rather descriptive idea for an innocent mind like yours? Of course you must have had a reason for ripping off my panties in such a brutal manner? Perhaps they were on fire or something?

Well in that case I won't. You can rest assured you're in safe hands.

Rebel Rebel ~ David Bowie

I have no idea why I envisioned such decadent imagery. It may have something to do with the wide leather belt I'm wearing and the thought of my eyes straying over your womanly curves, who knows? Have you any idea?

Oh, I dunno... how can I be sure what I might see if I could explore the myriad paths of your imagination and discover that secret, feminine place where you hide and nurture your most yearned for fantasies?

 

[lovemonster]

Rebel Rebel ~ David Bowie

I have no idea why I envisioned such decadent imagery. It may have something to do with the wide leather belt I'm wearing and the thought of my eyes straying over your womanly curves, who knows? Have you any idea?

Oh, I dunno... how can I be sure what I might see if I could explore the myriad paths of your imagination and discover that secret, feminine place where you hide and nurture your most yearned for fantasies?

Wild-Hearted Woman - All About Eve

No, I haven't a clue, I'm as innocent as you are.....now why would you belt have something to do with the removal of my panties? Hmmmm....

Well, how about you hold back on the exploration, you innocent thing....you're not Columbus you know

 

[Kylan]

Wild-Hearted Woman - All About Eve

No, I haven't a clue, I'm as innocent as you are.....now why would you belt have something to do with the removal of my panties? Hmmmm....

Well, how about you hold back on the exploration, you innocent thing....you're not Columbus you know

Your Pain, My Gain ~ Unleashed

I have no idea...can you see a reason why I'd want to rip them off? Perhaps I'd want to bring them home as a trophy...but what would your trophy be?

O.k. I shall try to hold back on the exploration of moist, bumpy places...if you think it's for the best.

 

[lovemonster]

Your Pain, My Gain ~ Unleashed

I have no idea...can you see a reason why I'd want to rip them off? Perhaps I'd want to bring them home as a trophy...but what would your trophy be?

O.k. I shall try to hold back on the exploration of moist, bumpy places...if you think it's for the best.

Treat Me Right! - BB King

Well, that kinda makes sense....although people who collect trophies usually do it so they can remember something.....what on earth would you remember?

Well, if you want to remain innocent then I suggest you refrain....it's your choice of course...but I wouldn't want to be accused of leading you astray....

 

[Kylan]

Treat Me Right! - BB King

Well, that kinda makes sense....although people who collect trophies usually do it so they can remember something.....what on earth would you remember?

Well, if you want to remain innocent then I suggest you refrain....it's your choice of course...but I wouldn't want to be accused of leading you astray....

Beat You Down? ~ Hardcore Superstar

Gliding your skirt down your legs, seeing you naked beneath except for your black hold-ups...but my mind works in mysterious ways

Yes, it's vitally important I remain innocent...I've got an Internet Rep to think of

 

[lovemonster]

Beat You Down? ~ Hardcore Superstar

Gliding your skirt down your legs, seeing you naked beneath except for your black hold-ups...but my mind works in mysterious ways

Yes, it's vitally important I remain innocent...I've got an Internet Rep to think of

No Surrender - Bruce Springsteen

That's not the workings of an innocent mind my good fellow....

It is vitally important. So I swear not to lead you astray ever again. Ever.

 

[Kylan]

No Surrender - Bruce Springsteen

That's not the workings of an innocent mind my good fellow....

It is vitally important. So I swear not to lead you astray ever again. Ever.

Shut The Fuck Up ~ Brides Of Destruction

So, me wanting to approach you with a colleague by my side as you are hung high by your wrists, naked in a corner of a dimly-lit room, your ankles rope-bound, feet off the ground, is not a good thing then?

Oh dear, you swore...that makes you a bad girl that my mother would have warned me about if she had spoken to me

I've gotta go and have se- serious thoughts about going to sleep. Enjoy your night precious.

 

[joeys-game]

Bullshit ,Mindless Self Indulgence

Nearly spits out the water i'm derinking, falls to the floor in hysterics, can't look at Kylan without cracking up..fuuck..
"what internet rep is that buddy?"

 

[lovemonster]

Shut The Fuck Up ~ Brides Of Destruction

So, me wanting to approach you with a colleague by my side as you are hung high by your wrists, naked in a corner of a dimly-lit room, your ankles rope-bound, feet off the ground, is not a good thing then?

Oh dear, you swore...that makes you a bad girl that my mother would have warned me about if she had spoken to me

I've gotta go and have se- serious thoughts about going to sleep. Enjoy your night precious.

Go Fuck Yourself! - Ashbury Faith

Well it would be a good thing if you weren't the innocent you proclaim to be. But as you are innocent, I'm confused as to how these bad thoughts are entering your head....

Oh, I'm definitely that bad girl. You should steer well clear of me.

 

[Essa]

Don't You Want It? - 5ive

So do I. On the one occasion a year when I see a guy selling them.

No, it just didn't happen....mind you, I adopted a new 'little sis'

LOL, that's the trouble, I know you too well now...

No Thanks ~ Asphyxia

The same guy asks me every flippin' day, me and my mum always fight in the middle of town to see who can get to the outside first, meaning the unlucky one has to answer Him, I know we're a sad family

How sweet, does she come with much money?

Doesn't stop me trying though

 

[Kylan]

Bullshit ,Mindless Self Indulgence

Nearly spits out the water i'm derinking, falls to the floor in hysterics, can't look at Kylan without cracking up..fuuck..
"what internet rep is that buddy?"

That's Enough About You... ~ Bryan Adams

I'll have you know I think very highly of my Internet Rep. I have to, nobody else does

Careful you don't bang your head on that PC desk when you get up. I'd hate to think of you writhing in torment.

 

[Kylan]

Go Fuck Yourself! - Ashbury Faith

Well it would be a good thing if you weren't the innocent you proclaim to be. But as you are innocent, I'm confused as to how these bad thoughts are entering your head....

Oh, I'm definitely that bad girl. You should steer well clear of me.

How? ~ Robyn

I am totally innocent and blameless of any wrong doing...just ask anyone that doesn't know me.

Does being so bad make you feel wanton and wicked? It's just I'm wondering what I might be missin out on.

 

[lovemonster]

No Thanks ~ Asphyxia

The same guy asks me every flippin' day, me and my mum always fight in the middle of town to see who can get to the outside first, meaning the unlucky one has to answer Him, I know we're a sad family

How sweet, does she come with much money?

Doesn't stop me trying though

Mine, All Mine! - Van Halen

LOL, you mean pair of bastards....

No, but she follows the family tradition of getting pissed regularly and flirting incessantly

Nope, I'm sure it won't