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[lovemonster]

How? ~ Robyn

I am totally innocent and blameless of any wrong doing...just ask anyone that doesn't know me.

Does being so bad make you feel wanton and wicked? It's just I'm wondering what I might be missin out on.

Get A Grip On Yourself - Stranglers

Of course you are. I'm sure there'll be hundreds of people who don't know you rushing to your defence.....they'll be here in a minute.....just hang on......
....
....
....
.....any second now......
....
....
.....can you see anyone yet?

Oh yes, I feel extremely wanton and wicked. But you're not missing out on anything because you need to preserve your internet rep so don't let it bother you a moment longer

 

[Kylan]

Get A Grip On Yourself - Stranglers

Of course you are. I'm sure there'll be hundreds of people who don't know you rushing to your defence.....they'll be here in a minute.....just hang on......
....
....
....
.....any second now......
....
....
.....can you see anyone yet?

Oh yes, I feel extremely wanton and wicked. But you're not missing out on anything because you need to preserve your internet rep so don't let it bother you a moment longer

Show...don't Tell...~ Rush

Yes, and now I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.

I shall try ever so hard not to let it bother me, but as you know, I'm a natural born worrier.

 

[lovemonster]

Show...don't Tell...~ Rush

Yes, and now I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.

I shall try ever so hard not to let it bother me, but as you know, I'm a natural born worrier.

Watch Me Do My Thing - Immature

Erm....why are they running in the opposite direction?

I know you are.....but don't you let any worries enter your pretty little head. I shall torment you no more, your innocence will remain intact and all thoughts of kinkiness will leave your head immediately. Maybe.

 

[Kylan]

Watch Me Do My Thing - Immature

Erm....why are they running in the opposite direction?

I know you are.....but don't you let any worries enter your pretty little head. I shall torment you no more, your innocence will remain intact and all thoughts of kinkiness will leave your head immediately. Maybe.

Scream If You Wanna Go Faster ~ Geri Halliwell

It's O.k. I came before them to stand behind them

Well that's O.k then, I'd really srtuggle to concenmatrate if the thought of you lashed down, silk scarves wound tightly about your wrists and your ankles, binding you to the four corners of the divan flashed through my mind...damn, now where was I?

 

[lovemonster]

Scream If You Wanna Go Faster ~ Geri Halliwell

It's O.k. I came before them to stand behind them

Well that's O.k then, I'd really srtuggle to concenmatrate if the thought of you lashed down, silk scarves wound tightly about your wrists and your ankles, binding you to the four corners of the divan flashed through my mind...damn, now where was I?

Cum On Feel The Noize - Slade

Is that why they're wandering aimlesly without a clue where they're going?

Of course you would, which is why you won't be thinking about it anymore. I'm not going to encourage you any further.

 

[Essa]

Mine, All Mine! - Van Halen

LOL, you mean pair of bastards....

No, but she follows the family tradition of getting pissed regularly and flirting incessantly

Nope, I'm sure it won't

Shove It Right In ~ Frank Zappa

But He asks the same thing at the same time every day, I'm much better than me mum though I have youth on my side, I can do a mean side jump when I'm not to busy giggling

Perfect, another one to show your two the ropes

I can assure you it won't

 

[Kylan]

Cum On Feel The Noize - Slade

Is that why they're wandering aimlesly without a clue where they're going?

Of course you would, which is why you won't be thinking about it anymore. I'm not going to encourage you any further.

Let Me Touch You For Awhile ~ Alison Krauss

Yup, that is part of my cunning scheme for world domination. They are just pretending to ignore every word I say so that I can't be linked to them.

Can you let me know when you stop?

 

[lovemonster]

Shove It Right In ~ Frank Zappa

But He asks the same thing at the same time every day, I'm much better than me mum though I have youth on my side, I can do a mean side jump when I'm not to busy giggling

Perfect, another one to show your two the ropes

I can assure you it won't

Push It? - Salt'n'Pepa

Yeah, but to be fair, the alcohol does make his memory fuzzy, he can't remember asking you an hour ago, never mind yesterday

Yup, I'll teach her everything I know. Won't take long.

I know it won't.

 

[lovemonster]

Let Me Touch You For Awhile ~ Alison Krauss

Yup, that is part of my cunning scheme for world domination. They are just pretending to ignore every word I say so that I can't be linked to them.

Can you let me know when you stop?

As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys

Are they also pretending not to do what you tell them to do either then? Or do you plan to dominate the world in....ohhh....40 year's time?

I've stopped.

 

[Kylan]

As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys

Are they also pretending not to do what you tell them to do either then? Or do you plan to dominate the world in....ohhh....40 year's time?

I've stopped.

What's Love Got To Do With It!! ~ Tina Turner

Yes, and I think they're doing rather well. Perhaps I shall reward them with shorter hours and less money. I don't really know...I haven't worked out a timeframe.

Nope, you haven't. You're still being as seductive as ever.

 

[lovemonster]

What's Love Got To Do With It!! ~ Tina Turner

Yes, and I think they're doing rather well. Perhaps I shall reward them with shorter hours and less money. I don't really know...I haven't worked out a timeframe.

Nope, you haven't. You're still being as seductive as ever.

Love Changes Everything! - Michael Ball

They are. Nobody would ever know you were planning to take over the world. In fact, even when you do take over, nobody will ever know either.

What am I doing to be seductive??

 

[Kylan]

Love Changes Everything! - Michael Ball

They are. Nobody would ever know you were planning to take over the world. In fact, even when you do take over, nobody will ever know either.

What am I doing to be seductive??

I Know You Don't Love Me ~ Cher

See how cunning my plan is? In fact, I think it's working already.

...standing there, abruptly naked, save for the ankle boots and the sheer black hold-ups. Knowing that your body is being studied, admired, lusted for...it's not right I tell ya...well, it is, but you know what I mean.

 

[lovemonster]

I Know You Don't Love Me ~ Cher

See how cunning my plan is? In fact, I think it's working already.

...standing there, abruptly naked, save for the ankle boots and the sheer black hold-ups. Knowing that your body is being studied, admired, lusted for...it's not right I tell ya...well, it is, but you know what I mean.

I Will Always Love You! - Whitney Houston

Yes, it's working so well that nothing's changed. Blinding.

Kylan, I told you before, that woman in the porn films isn't me...

 

[Kylan]

I Will Always Love You! - Whitney Houston

Yes, it's working so well that nothing's changed. Blinding.

Kylan, I told you before, that woman in the porn films isn't me...

Still Tellin' Lies ~ Cuban Link

See? You're doing it again. Planting the thought of binding in my mind...

That heavenly female body, the way her head falls forward, her mouth gaping, her mascara-ringed eyes sliding back out of focus as she drowns in pleasure…it’s gotta be you.

 

[lovemonster]

Still Tellin' Lies ~ Cuban Link

See? You're doing it again. Planting the thought of binding in my mind...

That heavenly female body, the way her head falls forward, her mouth gaping, her mascara-ringed eyes sliding back out of focus as she drowns in pleasure…it’s gotta be you.

How Can I Not Love You? - Babyface

Erm....not only not innocent, but illiterate as well......bLinding my dear Sir....bLinding....

Nope, sorry. And what are you doing watching porn anyway, you're supposed to be innocent....

 

[Kylan]

How Can I Not Love You? - Babyface

Erm....not only not innocent, but illiterate as well......bLinding my dear Sir....bLinding....

Nope, sorry. And what are you doing watching porn anyway, you're supposed to be innocent....

I Have No Idea ~ Jesse Harris

As in a blindfold tied carefully into place, not too tight, just secure enough to hold, no matter what?

I wasn't watching porn, I was just looking at your picture thread and dreaming.

 

[lovemonster]

I Have No Idea ~ Jesse Harris

As in a blindfold tied carefully into place, not too tight, just secure enough to hold, no matter what?

I wasn't watching porn, I was just looking at your picture thread and dreaming.

Believe Me - Christina Aguilera

No, as in my radiant beauty *snigger*....or alternatively, a stick poked into each eye....

Oi, you're supposed to be keeping away from temptation, stop looking at things that might corrupt your innocence!

 

[Kylan]

Believe Me - Christina Aguilera

No, as in my radiant beauty *snigger*....or alternatively, a stick poked into each eye....

Oi, you're supposed to be keeping away from temptation, stop looking at things that might corrupt your innocence!

Don't Turn Your Sex On Me!! ~ Pretty Maids

Naww, I reckon if you were nearby I'd use a sharp needle to explore your body, but not in your eyes.

It should be O.k...I closed one eye so I'd only be half lead astray.

 

[lovemonster]

Don't Turn Your Sex On Me!! ~ Pretty Maids

Naww, I reckon if you were nearby I'd use a sharp needle to explore your body, but not in your eyes.

It should be O.k...I closed one eye so I'd only be half lead astray.

Don't You Want Me? - Human League

What's that got to do with 'blinding' though? See, your own thoughts lead you astray, not me....

Oh, well how about you half shut the other eye too and then you'll be led astray even less?

 

[Kylan]

Don't You Want Me? - Human League

What's that got to do with 'blinding' though? See, your own thoughts lead you astray, not me....

Oh, well how about you half shut the other eye too and then you'll be led astray even less?

Waiting For Sex ~ Erasure

Nope, it was totally you. I'm just a good catholic boy from the middle of nowhere, so it couldn't possible be me

Don't be daft. It's difficult enough to drink in every inch of your womanly body with one eye.

I gotta hit the road here, lovemonster. I sincerely hope you enjoy the rest of your day, pretty one

 

[lovemonster]

Waiting For Sex ~ Erasure

Nope, it was totally you. I'm just a good catholic boy from the middle of nowhere, so it couldn't possible be me

Don't be daft. It's difficult enough to drink in every inch of your womanly body with one eye.

I gotta hit the road here, lovemonster. I sincerely hope you enjoy the rest of your day, pretty one

Come And Get It - AC/DC

Hang on, I mention poking sticks in someone's eye and you think about torturing me with a needle.....how the hell does that work out to be MY fault???

But that's the point, you're not supposed to be looking at my womanly body, you've got to maintain your innocence. In fact, I'm going to go and put clothes on in every picture I've put on Lit so as not to tempt you any further. Don't make me say the 'J' word now....

Have a good evening Kylan, speak again soon

 

[Kylan]

Come And Get It - AC/DC

Hang on, I mention poking sticks in someone's eye and you think about torturing me with a needle.....how the hell does that work out to be MY fault???

But that's the point, you're not supposed to be looking at my womanly body, you've got to maintain your innocence. In fact, I'm going to go and put clothes on in every picture I've put on Lit so as not to tempt you any further. Don't make me say the 'J' word now....

Have a good evening Kylan, speak again soon

Meet Me Halfway? ~ Moody Blues

Because you brought up the subject of prodding yourself with a sharp object and I (being the consummate gentleman that I am) felt obliged to help…hence, your fault.

Typical Siren of Lucifer…first you put every glorious inch of your womanly body on display to enchant and then reckon I shouldn’t look…I can’t wait for the next inquisition.

 

[lovemonster]

Meet Me Halfway? ~ Moody Blues

Because you brought up the subject of prodding yourself with a sharp object and I (being the consummate gentleman that I am) felt obliged to help…hence, your fault.

Typical Siren of Lucifer…first you put every glorious inch of your womanly body on display to enchant and then reckon I shouldn’t look…I can’t wait for the next inquisition.

Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel

No, I brought up the subject of blinding SOMEONE by poking them in the eyes with a stick......it was you who then transferred the subject to me (as you generally do) so I'm passing the blame back in your direction

Is it my fault you have no self control?? Anyway, you're obviously not as innocent as you claim.....or you want to be corrupted, else you wouldn't be here...

 

[Kylan]

Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel

No, I brought up the subject of blinding SOMEONE by poking them in the eyes with a stick......it was you who then transferred the subject to me (as you generally do) so I'm passing the blame back in your direction

Is it my fault you have no self control?? Anyway, you're obviously not as innocent as you claim.....or you want to be corrupted, else you wouldn't be here...

Between A Man And A Woman? ~ Kate Bush

Nope, it can't possibly be my fault that your words put such debauched and decadent images in my mind. You know how easily led I am.

Yes, my lack of self-control is your fault as well. -- Good point, perhaps I do wish to be corrupted, only problem is I'm not sure. Damn that strict upbringing of mine

 

[lovemonster]

Between A Man And A Woman? ~ Kate Bush

Nope, it can't possibly be my fault that your words put such debauched and decadent images in my mind. You know how easily led I am.

Yes, my lack of self-control is your fault as well. -- Good point, perhaps I do wish to be corrupted, only problem is I'm not sure. Damn that strict upbringing of mine

Three Of Us In The Dark - Carly Simon

Oh, I'm terribly sorry that you're so weak that all it takes is me mentioning something and you automatically think debauched and decadent things....maybe you're not as innocent as you claim after all?

Of course, how silly of me, I should have realised -- Well can you hurry up and make your mind up, I need to know whether I should put some jeans on