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Sorry, MissT but I just gotta!!

Things a Dom/me should NEVER day to Their sub

..yes, some things that are only appropriate for after sunset
 
Testing...

This is only a test, if it were a real emergency, I wouldnt still be here talking about it!
 
OregonGal said:
Testing...

This is only a test, if it were a real emergency, I wouldnt still be here talking about it!

New standards of cheesiness... congrats ;)
 
Emotional discipline

A classic pop song by The Rolling Stones...
 
Wow! i never thought i would like this THAT much!

Yes, but did you like that THIS much?
 
i enjoy watching an idiot savant and a sociopath converse.

This isn't about what you want, and i find it a pity the "check your ego at the door" sign ain't lit.
 
can we do posts? (gonna anyway)

AngelicAssassin said:
i enjoy watching an idiot savant and a sociopath converse.

This isn't about what you want, and i find it a pity the "check your ego at the door" sign ain't lit.


I'll take idiot savant, if you'll play sociopath (but only in the movies -- see, here comes the idiot part already! I think i can, I think i can....)

And unless I'm in bed wit' you (yes, yes, 'insert expected rude comment here'), it is, too, about what I want.... uh, how did that Big... Ego get in here? :eek:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/eyebrow.gif

(Seriously, isn't 'it' about what each of us want, even if what we want is to get others what they want? And isn't it our responsibility to do something about it, rather than moping? Not really sure which postings your commenting on, just guessing, but philosophically, while we might agree it's about what the group wants, a group is made up of individuals. There are all kinds of ego, and demonstrations of ego. If that sign was lit, and it was up to us to each guess, we might behave the same.)
 
A question

AngelicAssassin said:
where are those true service subs when you need them?[/COLOR]

Service subs~ is that a new type of washing machine? and if so does it vibrate on fast spin??
 
The Never Ending 'Being Nosy ' game.....

Is this the right place to pick my nose?
 
erections: how long before it really hurts?

Most women complain that anything over about 10" hurts. So to make it REALLY hurt, maybe 12"?
 
What to say during a fireworks display

They fall into two general catgories:
  • Ooooooo!
  • Aaaaaaa!
Anything else is superflous and generally po's the rest of us trying to enjoy them.

BTW, i replied to your

"Hey those look like polywogs,"
with
"No, they look like sperm doing the 'Where's the egg? Where's the egg?' dance."

i replied after the second required listening to your five minute tangential discourse about the increase in the number of frogs around your house. My barb managed to shut you up for all of 15 seconds. Guess i should have brought a 2x4.
 
So work buddy is bitching about getting a ticket for not getting a Tx drivers liscence after living there for about 6 years. Doesn't help that he's a "durn furriner", and he has two more "durn furriners" in the car. He tells the cop he's a recent transplant, even though the car is in his name. Hint to the work buddy. Dude, if you've had time to buy a car, you've had time to get a new liscence. The cop points this out, but work buddy is still trying to pull off the recent transplant line.

The cop says "how stupid do you think I am?" The buddy says "well, how old are you?" The cop says "huh?" Work buddy says "I'd say you're about mid to late 40's. If you're still a beat cop on routine patrol after all this time, you must be pretty darn stupid.."

After laughing my butt off, I tell work buddy, "be glad you got off with a fine, instead of burried under the jail!"
 
D's mariposa said:
So work buddy is bitching about getting a ticket for not getting a Tx drivers liscence after living there for about 6 years. Doesn't help that he's a "durn furriner", and he has two more "durn furriners" in the car. He tells the cop he's a recent transplant, even though the car is in his name. Hint to the work buddy. Dude, if you've had time to buy a car, you've had time to get a new liscence. The cop points this out, but work buddy is still trying to pull off the recent transplant line.

The cop says "how stupid do you think I am?" The buddy says "well, how old are you?" The cop says "huh?" Work buddy says "I'd say you're about mid to late 40's. If you're still a beat cop on routine patrol after all this time, you must be pretty darn stupid.."

After laughing my butt off, I tell work buddy, "be glad you got off with a fine, instead of burried under the jail!"

:eek:

Or better yet.... still has all his teeth in his mouth....

Texas cops don't take kindly to this kind of talk from a damn furriner.... especially in my neck of the woods...
 
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