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OregonGal said:Testing...
This is only a test, if it were a real emergency, I wouldnt still be here talking about it!
*curtsies proudly* thank youSkylineBlue said:New standards of cheesiness... congrats![]()

that was funnyFungiUg said:A classic pop song by The Rolling Stones...
AngelicAssassin said:i enjoy watching an idiot savant and a sociopath converse.
This isn't about what you want, and i find it a pity the "check your ego at the door" sign ain't lit.
Who said this was about you?Phoenix Stone said:it is, too, about what I want ... Not really sure which postings your commenting on, just guessing ...
AngelicAssassin said:Who said this was about you?
More like stepped on something that requires a lot of scrubbing to remove ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif ... where are those true service subs when you need them?Phoenix Stone said:Fell right inta that one, didn't ya?
AngelicAssassin said:where are those true service subs when you need them?[/COLOR]
No darlin' ... you're thinking of coin operated beds in cheap motels ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/ssst.gifshy slave said:and if so does it vibrate on fast spin??
AngelicAssassin said:More like stepped on something that requires a lot of scrubbing to remove ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif ... where are those true service subs when you need them?

D's mariposa said:So work buddy is bitching about getting a ticket for not getting a Tx drivers liscence after living there for about 6 years. Doesn't help that he's a "durn furriner", and he has two more "durn furriners" in the car. He tells the cop he's a recent transplant, even though the car is in his name. Hint to the work buddy. Dude, if you've had time to buy a car, you've had time to get a new liscence. The cop points this out, but work buddy is still trying to pull off the recent transplant line.
The cop says "how stupid do you think I am?" The buddy says "well, how old are you?" The cop says "huh?" Work buddy says "I'd say you're about mid to late 40's. If you're still a beat cop on routine patrol after all this time, you must be pretty darn stupid.."
After laughing my butt off, I tell work buddy, "be glad you got off with a fine, instead of burried under the jail!"