Smart-alec Answers

[Krinaia]

Indian Giver.

My name is Eagle Eye and I am of the Little Shell of the Chippewa.

 

[OregonGal]

Curiosity: What hobbies do you have?


well, lets see, there is holly hobbie and...

 

[OregonGal]

Weekend BDSM Report

*beep beep beepbeepbeep*

Topping the headlines tonight: masochist to face tender touch, a truely horrific story of a scene gone bad

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Erotic Art with a Twist

of lemon???

No ... nipple, pearl, or any other sensitive body apart that comes to mind.

However, if you'd prefer undimpled fruit, D's mariposa can tell you all about things that can be done with either.

 

[OregonGal]

yes, I know, Im mostly corney in a sad sorta way but it keeps me balanced.

 

[Krinaia]

Weekend BDSM Report

*beep beep beepbeepbeep*

Topping the headlines tonight: masochist to face tender touch, a truely horrific story of a scene gone bad

uhm, this one is not up to your hilarious standard.... I think we need a do-over

 

[Krinaia]

No ... nipple, pearl, or any other sensitive body apart that comes to mind.

However, if you'd prefer undimpled fruit, D's mariposa can tell you all about things that can be done with either.

why do you call the clit a pearl?

 

[Krinaia]

yes, I know, Im mostly corney in a sad sorta way but it keeps me balanced.

hey, i dig it.... i am weairng a big silly smile at all the good silliness

 

[OregonGal]

No ... nipple, pearl, or any other sensitive body apart that comes to mind.

However, if you'd prefer undimpled fruit, D's mariposa can tell you all about things that can be done with either.

Thanks! I'll keep that in mind, in case it ever comes up.

 

[OregonGal]

uhm, this one is not up to your hilarious standard.... I think we need a do-over

All I could see was the SNL news desk with Norm McDonald sitting there in full leather regalia the words just werent really there

 

[OregonGal]

and right after that was an image of Chester the molester from Hustler fame.

 

[FungiUg]

yes, I know, Im mostly corney in a sad sorta way but it keeps me balanced.

I'm still chuckling over getting to smack people on pogos with spades. I know, it's sad when you laugh at your own stupid jokes...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

why do you call the clit a pearl?

It's usually a prize hidden near an "oyster", can be an irritant to the owner if used properly, and rolls off the tongue when played with correctly.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Thanks! I'll keep that in mind, in case it ever comes up.

It wouldn't be coming up ...

 

[FungiUg]

It's usually a prize hidden near an "oyster", can be an irritant to the owner if used properly, and rolls off the tongue when played with correctly.

Smells a bit fishy to me...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Smells a bit fishy to me...

Is it from McDonald's?

 

[OregonGal]

It wouldn't be coming up ...

it would if he were positioned just right

 

[OregonGal]

I'm still chuckling over getting to smack people on pogos with spades. I know, it's sad when you laugh at your own stupid jokes...

that one is pretty funny though

 

[OregonGal]

Almost a Thousand!



You look good for your age, whats your secret??

 

[OregonGal]

finacial proposition


better make sure to give the government thier cut!

 

[OregonGal]

Professor Francisco's School for Dom/mes

How to control in three easy lessons!

 

[OregonGal]

ok im off to bed, its midnight

 

[Phoenix Stone]

why is it...?

...that people don't give a hint of the subject in their thread title?



(Wow, you people got on a Roll the other day!! And what happened to you, Oregongal? You got to 2 posts shy of your thousand, and expired?)

 

[OregonGal]

why is it...?

...that people don't give a hint of the subject in their thread title?



(Wow, you people got on a Roll the other day!! And what happened to you, Oregongal? You got to 2 posts shy of your thousand, and expired?)

(pain kicked in, now im one shy )

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Because

... it worries people that you might be talking about them ... http://www.1st-vets.org/forum/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif