Smart-alec Answers

[A Desert Rose]

Or better yet.... still has all his teeth in his mouth....

Texas cops don't take kindly to this kind of talk from a damn furriner.... especially in my neck of the woods...

I don't think any one would take kindly to that kind of disrespect and arrogance... damned furriner or not.

 

[cellis]

I don't think any one would take kindly to that kind of disrespect and arrogance... damned furriner or not.

*stalks Rosie..... *

 

[A Desert Rose]

*stalks Rosie..... *

I *heart* you right back! It's no secret I stalk you.

 

[cellis]

I *heart* you right back! It's no secret I stalk you.

 

[D's mariposa]

Yes well, work buddy got what he deserved in this case. The way I figure, everyone's entitled to a case of complete and utter stupidity every now and again. Granted, work buddy has probably used up his allowance for the next 10 or so years..

 

[A Desert Rose]

The Man of my dreams will say...

Well, I'm just board stiff... for you.

 

[FungiUg]

Whereas the woman of my dreams appears to be snoring...

 

[FungiUg]

Service subs redux: am I one?

How about two?

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Right now there 's a thread titled "Slumber In The Nude"...

...in the How To forum.

Quick answer: take your clothes off.

 

[Krinaia]

Whereas the woman of my dreams appears to be snoring...

how did you know i have a snoring problem?

Are you spying on me again... I thought I heard heavy breathing from behind that bush yesterday.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Undeserved Punishment

Try well deserved punishment.

The rabble attempts to run to a mosque following a botched hit and run attack on US Marines.

Two problems with their plan.

Mosque gate locked by their own people
(+)Caught in the open bunched together

Bad day to be

• an insurgent
• a terrorist
• a freedom fighter

and stupid enough to fire on a US Marine patrol with CAP/CAS in the air.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What's The State of the Board?

Sounds like a typo rather than a question.

 

[enigma nocturne]

actually is from yahoo..

Baby Coupons.

The things they sell in this country! My God, at home all you need is a cock and uterus..

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Do you peek?

When I opened the thread, expected to see: Ah hah! I guess you Do!

 

[enigma nocturne]

Do You Peek?

Made you look!! Hee!

 

[FungiUg]

Chyoo

Bless you!

 

[enigma nocturne]

tissue?

 

[OregonGal]

you have more??

fungi used the last we had around here with here comes the judge

 

[Krinaia]

you have more??

fungi used the last we had around here with here comes the judge

Fungi used the last of the tissue? How come I'm not suprised... what a wanker.

 

[FungiUg]

Weeeell, there are only two kinds of men after all: wankers and liars.

Geez you lots are wimps! Use the back of your hands like the rest of us.

 

[enigma nocturne]

how do you use the back of your hand to wank your wanker? er, on second thought, forget I ask..

 

[FungiUg]

No, to wipe your nose! Sheesh. Do I have to spell out everything?

 

[enigma nocturne]

ohmygod.. you mean you can use your wanker to wipe your nose? Bad visual, BAD!!

(just teasing Fungi.. of course, if your wanker really was long enough to wipe your nose with.. )

 

[FungiUg]

It goes from bad to worse. No, silly. I use YOURS!



Edited because I was a bit harsh, when in fact I was trying to be funny.

 

[enigma nocturne]

Er, ok.. First off, I was just teasing, and second off, I do not have a wanker for you to use..