Smart-alec Answers

[FungiUg]

You don't have a wanker? Damned shame. But it was the back of your hand I was planning to use. (And yep, I know you were teasing... I was teasing right back.)

 

[enigma nocturne]

oops, sorry, my bad. it seemed a little unusual, for you..

And no you cannot use my hand, but I have a nice piece of sandpaper I ahve been saving for a special occasion..

edited cause Fungi's a nice guy and un harshed his..

 

[FungiUg]

Yeah, I went back and edited. I was trying to be funny, and just ended up sounding nasty. My bad.

Sandpaper, huh? Well, give it to SB... she needs something to wipe her nose on!

 

[enigma nocturne]

No problem.. Chocolate? offering Godiva instead of sandpaper

 

[FungiUg]

Naked chicks on horseback? Where am I gonna fit the horse?

 

[enigma nocturne]

giggling I forgot about the horse..

 

[Krinaia]

No problem.. Chocolate? offering Godiva instead of sandpaper

I LUB CHOCOLATE

 

[FungiUg]

Thats it i am leaving.

Well, close the door on the way out! It's fookin' cold!

 

[bobgeer]

ok i'm hooked....

"Need info on Hot Wax"

UMMM.....Its hot...is comes from a candle......










i have just read this entire thread....and i am laughing my ass off...you guys should do stand-up.....

 

[bobgeer]

coming out

of the bathroom....of the closet....of the car....be specific man!!!

 

[bobgeer]

top tips please

1. put the top on the ground
2. spin

 

[FungiUg]

Re: top tips please

1. put the top on the ground
2. spin

Hey, you forgot the string!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: top tips please

1. put the top on the ground
2. spin

hehehe that was really funny.

 

[bobgeer]

Re: Re: top tips please

Hey, you forgot the string!

tampon problems???

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Agressive Pursuit - Do You Appreciate Submissive Persistence?

Option.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

The more intellectuall; the more kinky?

The more intellectual, the worse the spelling ability?

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Re: Agressive Pursuit - Do You Appreciate Submissive Persistence?

Option.

You may consider it a karmic irony then, that misquitos, fleas, and all other such small, bloodsucking critters, inevitably find me first, in any given setting. (I try to avoid vampire territory.)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Karmic Irony?

You may consider it a karmic irony then, that misquitos, fleas, and all other such small, bloodsucking critters, inevitably find me first, in any given setting. (I try to avoid vampire territory.)

No darlin', i'd say the mosquitoes and gnats follow the feeding pattern ascribed by the article quite well ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Re: Re: Karmic Irony?

No darlin', i'd say the mosquitoes and gnats follow the feeding pattern ascribed by the article quite well ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

Hmm? Just meant that as you prolly consider me one of those pesty types....

As to the rl pests, dunno. Except that their food source is close to the surface. Thin-skinned. The pattern doesn't sound much like me. More of a glow-er than a perspirer. Not heavy. Don't know that i move around much more than average. Nope. Don't get it.

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Re: top tips please

tampon problems???

Er, no, that'd be THIS thread:

Blood Play...

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I want my TITS back

Where did you have them last?

 

[alonelygal]

Re: Re: Re: Re: top tips please

Er, no, that'd be THIS thread:

Blood Play...

Umm...ick

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Where did you have them last?

This reminds me of thread over in roleplay for some reason:

Have you Seen your Pussy?

Answer: Last time I looked it was still there... Why, did you find one?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

About as appetizing as a Baby Ruth bar in a swimming pool

and about as wanted.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

what's a troll???

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/TrollAlert.jpg