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Houseplants of Gor

-- Jeez, not bytor Again!



Ps. pagan, that's really mean stuff. Tell us who it is and we'll be over there to beat his ass. And ya Know we Can! Hey, a Subbie Girl-Gang. I Like it!

And mmm, do you think when trolls roast they pop like corn. Love the smell of trolls roasting in the morning. It smells like... Victory. :cool:
 
Re: what are you craving at this moment?

AngelicAssassin said:
Control.

Was that a smart-alec oxymoronic Q&A or what?
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I suspect that qualifies as a "well, duh!"
 
Re: Houseplants of Gor

Phoenix Stone said:
-- Jeez, not bytor Again!



Ps. pagan, that's really mean stuff. Tell us who it is and we'll be over there to beat his ass. And ya Know we Can! Hey, a Subbie Girl-Gang. I Like it!

And mmm, do you think when trolls roast they pop like corn. Love the smell of trolls roasting in the morning. It smells like... Victory. :cool:
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Heh :D
 
I'll be glad when the election is over.

And now, here is that same announcement read by a Japanese.

I'll be grad when the erection is over.
 
Re: I'll be glad when the election is over.

FungiUg said:
And now, here is that same announcement read by a Japanese.

I'll be grad when the erection is over.
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Wouldn't that be limp?

Er, rimp?

Scooby Snack, anyone?

And the real smart alec answer I came to answer..

What were some of the mistakes you made in your first five years of bdsm?

Let me get back to you in about 4 years and 10 months, k?
 
Quote by Richard49

anyone ever tell you that you need a good Dom
to train your ass?

A man of many talents is Richard. Including the ability to train donkeys! :D
 
Re: Quote by Richard49

FungiUg said:
anyone ever tell you that you need a good Dom
to train your ass?

A man of many talents is Richard. Including the ability to train donkeys! :D
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is it a bad thing to want to kick a Dom in the ankles?

(I know, I know, back under the bed...)
 
Re: Re: Quote by Richard49

snowy ciara said:
is it a bad thing to want to kick a Dom in the ankles?
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If you mean "a Dom" as in me... join the queue! :D Is there anyone in here that hasn't wanted to kick me at some point? If not, I'm letting the side down!
 
Re: Re: Re: Quote by Richard49

FungiUg said:
If you mean "a Dom" as in me... join the queue! :D Is there anyone in here that hasn't wanted to kick me at some point? If not, I'm letting the side down!
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Yes, I meant you.. I think the fever is making me brave or something tonight. So far, I've teased the Assassin Guy, you, sort of teased Rosco, and Netszach... I gotta find a hobby, I think.
 
Perhaps I should say, "I need a safer hobby..":D Actually, if you offered me a Dom/me with a belt right now or a Dom/me with calamine lotion and benadryl tablets, I'd go for the second.
 
snowy ciara said:
Actually, if you offered me a Dom/me with a belt right now or a Dom/me with calamine lotion and benadryl tablets, I'd go for the second.
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I just checked the cook book, and nowhere does it say to combine Dom/me with calamine and benadryl. You must have a later edition cook book to me!
 
No cook book, just chicken pox.. Think of all the fun the Dom/me could have, holding relief just out of the poor spotted sub's reach, taunting, teasing.

"Do you want it, little girl? Do you really really want it? What are you going to do for Me to get it?"
 
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