Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

When is the best time to talk about D/s

Before you cum with your cock down the back of her throat ... for obvious reasons.

 

[MissTaken]

"People Who Stalk People...." reminds of Barbra (Schozz) Streisand singing "People Who Need People are the Luckiest People......................."

 

[shy slave]

When is a slave too needy? Too argumentative?

Whenever their mouth is open and its not being faced-fucked


obviously

 

[FungiUg]

"People Who Stalk People...." reminds of Barbra (Schozz) Streisand singing "People Who Need People are the Luckiest People......................."

Snap!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps thinking that! (You'd have to go back to the beginning of this thread to find me saying the same thing though.)

 

[cellis]

Hmmm I am glad to see that a few get the parody!

 

[MissTaken]

Snap!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps thinking that! (You'd have to go back to the beginning of this thread to find me saying the same thing though.)

I figured someone had come up with that, but it is like the song I can't get out of my head. It really interferes with the 30 other voices in there!

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmm I am glad to see that a few get the parody!

Hmm now if only I could be the one to weild that riding crop in your av!

 

[cellis]

Hmm now if only I could be the one to weild that riding crop in your av!

Any time~

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Trader Joe's Fruit Leather

Impossible to turn down a gift from a cute little 3 almost 4 natural Domme.

Let's just say the yuck factor pinged way the hell up there.

 

[Beco]

Uh, yes, I would love to add smart alec responses on just about every post I see!!! But I dont

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Trader Joe's Fruit Leather

We have something similar called "Uncle Toby's Fruit Leather". And yeah, I think they'd be a wonderful toy.

 

[FungiUg]

Uh, yes, I would love to add smart alec responses on just about every post I see!!! But I dont

After several years of biting my tongue (proverbially), I gave in and created this thread. So now everyone can let it all out!

 

[Beco]

After several years of biting my tongue (proverbially), I gave in and created this thread. So now everyone can let it all out!

I feel so free now!!

 

[FungiUg]

Try putting your undies back on. That'll fix it!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Don't listen to Fungi, Beco. Take those shorts off!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Don't listen to Fungi, Beco. Take those shorts off!

sits next to ps and nods lots.

 

[Beco]

sits next to ps and nods lots.

what the fuck does that mean???

 

[Kajira Callista]

what the fuck does that mean???

it means im agreeing with pagan switch?

 

[Beco]

it means im agreeing with pagan switch?

gotcha!!

 

[Kajira Callista]

gotcha!!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Historical Use of Capitalization

and why Pure always edits posts ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

... For one thing, having such behaviors shows that one is quite REactive ...

and i didn't catch it in time to get the other double tap caps.

 

[snowy ciara]

Sink Fuck

Doesn't the little grid thingy stopper catcher get in the way?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How should I punish?????

Thanks for sharing.

Next time, put a play thread in the cafe.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: How should I punish?????

Thanks for sharing.

Next time, put a play thread in the cafe.

Great minds think alike... in this case, at least.

But I still don't get the picture in cellis' thread.

 

[FungiUg]

Would love to be domainated

Hmmm... a kinky DNS server?

From the BDSM Personals

Alternatively, I have this idea of a woman who responds to domain names the way that the woman in A Fish Called Wanda responded to foreign language!

"www.weirdos.com"

"Oh yeah baby, that's it! Give me more!"

I didn't know that particular fetish fell under the BDSM category, but hell, I guess it's got to go somewhere!