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When is the best time to talk about D/s

Before you cum with your cock down the back of her throat ... for obvious reasons.
 
"People Who Stalk People...." reminds of Barbra (Schozz) Streisand singing "People Who Need People are the Luckiest People......................."
 
When is a slave too needy? Too argumentative?

Whenever their mouth is open and its not being faced-fucked


obviously
 
MissTaken said:
"People Who Stalk People...." reminds of Barbra (Schozz) Streisand singing "People Who Need People are the Luckiest People......................."

Snap!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps thinking that! (You'd have to go back to the beginning of this thread to find me saying the same thing though.)
 
FungiUg said:
Snap!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps thinking that! (You'd have to go back to the beginning of this thread to find me saying the same thing though.)

I figured someone had come up with that, but it is like the song I can't get out of my head. It really interferes with the 30 other voices in there!

:D
 
Trader Joe's Fruit Leather

Impossible to turn down a gift from a cute little 3 almost 4 natural Domme.

Let's just say the yuck factor pinged way the hell up there.
 
Uh, yes, I would love to add smart alec responses on just about every post I see!!! But I dont
 
Re: Trader Joe's Fruit Leather

We have something similar called "Uncle Toby's Fruit Leather". And yeah, I think they'd be a wonderful toy.
 
Beco said:
Uh, yes, I would love to add smart alec responses on just about every post I see!!! But I dont

After several years of biting my tongue (proverbially), I gave in and created this thread. So now everyone can let it all out!
 
FungiUg said:
After several years of biting my tongue (proverbially), I gave in and created this thread. So now everyone can let it all out!


I feel so free now!!
 
Re: How should I punish?????

AngelicAssassin said:
Thanks for sharing.

Next time, put a play thread in the cafe.

Great minds think alike... in this case, at least.

But I still don't get the picture in cellis' thread.
 
Would love to be domainated

Hmmm... a kinky DNS server?

From the BDSM Personals

Alternatively, I have this idea of a woman who responds to domain names the way that the woman in A Fish Called Wanda responded to foreign language!

"www.weirdos.com"

"Oh yeah baby, that's it! Give me more!"


I didn't know that particular fetish fell under the BDSM category, but hell, I guess it's got to go somewhere!
 
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