Smart-alec Answers

[FungiUg]

its the webbed toes isnt it.

Nope... the bill!

 

[cellis]

wishful thinking?

Oh I have been found out!

 

[cellis]

It's the ducks I'm worried about!

Some one is handing out ducks?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Nope... the bill!

oh

 

[Kajira Callista]

Some one is handing out ducks?

 

[FungiUg]

No cook book, just chicken pox.

Doing best David Attenborough impression...

...And today, we take an in-depth look at the habitat of the lesser-spotted sub...

 

[FungiUg]

Some one is handing out ducks?

No need to be confused, ducky...

 

[cellis]

No need to be confused, ducky...

do I look like Confusious?

 

[FungiUg]

do I look like Confusious?

Confucious say, man who run behind car soon very exhausted!

 

[cellis]

Confucious say, man who run behind car soon very exhausted!

Darlin... why run when you can walk?

 

[snowy ciara]

Doing best David Attenborough impression...

...And today, we take an in-depth look at the habitat of the lesser-spotted sub...

snerk

"We're not shy."
"We're contagious"

(Pugsley and Wednesday, Addams Family Values)

 

[snowy ciara]

Acquiring a new Dom

Well, if the first one is still under warranty, you can return them by parcel post for a replacement. Be careful, they don't do COD. If not, there's a Doms R Us on the corner of 5th and Maine.

 

[FungiUg]

Nooo... I think she want's to "acquire", which is a euphemism for stealing. You know, break into someone's house and steal their Dom. Happens all the time -- you need really a really good security system now to keep a Dom.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Favourite gags

I'm rather fond of the classic pie in the face myself.

 

[FungiUg]

I'm rather fond of the classic pie in the face myself.

Why does this not surprise me?

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Why does this not surprise me?

I hope I'm not getting predictable.

 

[FungiUg]

Somnehow I just knew you were going to say that...

 

[snowy ciara]

Nooo... I think she want's to "acquire", which is a euphemism for stealing. You know, break into someone's house and steal their Dom. Happens all the time -- you need really a really good security system now to keep a Dom.

Aah, now I see. You are very wise, Oh Great Kiwi.. Y'know, I'm so broke that I can't yet afford a Dom or a security system. Do you think if I found one he'd let me tie a jingle bell to his dangly bits so I'd be able to hear if someone tried to steal him in the night?

 

[Krinaia]

Somnehow I just knew you were going to say that...

you must be psychic..

or was that psyhcotic?

<needs a dictionary>

 

[FungiUg]

Aah, now I see. You are very wise, Oh Great Kiwi.. Y'know, I'm so broke that I can't yet afford a Dom or a security system. Do you think if I found one he'd let me tie a jingle bell to his dangly bits so I'd be able to hear if someone tried to steal him in the night?

Why not? That way you can also tell when he's out beating on other pussies and catching birds...

 

[FungiUg]

you must be psychic..

or was that psyhcotic?

<needs a dictionary>

A spell checker or an editor, mayhap?

Yep, I could well be psychic. Or telepathetic. One of the two.

 

[FungiUg]

What Should I Do?

"Panic" works for me!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Yep, I could well be psychic. Or telepathetic. One of the two.

Click hard enough and you don't need to be the first.

Choose telekinetic for the second, and LDR takes on a whole new meaning.

 

[FungiUg]

When is the best time to talk about D/s

My suggestion is sometime between midnight and midnight the following day.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I'll be glad when the election is over.

To the fucktard reporter on CNN2 that suggested foreign student enrollment had declined in the past year because world approval of the United States had fallen to an all time low, be glad the lady bureaucrat treated you gently.

• Visas got tougher to get,
• Background inspections got more in depth,
• Snarls in the process get fixed before you take the first step on US soil.

If you don't like it, feel free to apply elsewhere. We can hand out the financial aid given to foreign grad students, yeah, that floored me too, to help educate US citizens who should have been the priority in the first place. We may more closely scrutinize those that cross the welcome mat, but you can thank the folks that decided to walk into our house, shit on the living room floor, and had the nerve to laugh as they walked out the door.