Smart-alec Answers

[FungiUg]

You don't always need a road map

Unless you are male, and inherently incapable of stopping to ask for directions.

 

[FungiUg]

What makes BDSM, BDSM?

That would be the letters B, D, S and of course M.

 

[OregonGal]

How do you handle it?

with my hands, of course!

 

[FungiUg]

rim job

Please note that this is QUITE different to a rim shot!

(b'boom-cha!)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Moths - Tell us about your flame and why...

Flap, flap, flap, sizzle...

Negative.

http://www.cb2.com/assets/category/Accessories/CandleSnuffer_zm.jpg

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ever get songs stuck in your head?

Angel Flying too Close to the Ground.

Fuck the words. The picture made me roll.

http://wolf.webz.cz/royo/galerie5/Royo_35.jpg

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Step by step guide to training?

Sorry, i couldn't get "paint by numbers" out of my head when i read this title.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Getting to know you. . .

http://www.thegoldenyears.org/brynner.jpg

"Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." ~ Yul Brynner

 

[Wednesday'sRose]

Re: Getting to know you. . .

http://www.thegoldenyears.org/brynner.jpg

"Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." ~ Yul Brynner

I thought the same exact thing when I saw that thread. It didn't help that I grew up on Rogers and Hammerstein films.

Now there's a song I don't want stuck in my head!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Tied up for the weelend

Imitation.

The greatest form of flattery.

Pity you can't spell.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

online ?

Uh yeah, if we're reading your thread we'd have to be.

 

[Guest]

Re: Posted in the "submissives seeking Dominants" thread...

Well, what can I say? You obviously can't read, and I have my doubts about being able to write as well!

I guess all I can do is wish you the best of luck... because you obviously need it!


[rant]It's dominant, not dominate! Got it? *smack* Got it? Dominant! *smack* Dominant! *smack*[/rant]

*sigh* Thank you Fungi...

OKAY!! Who's next in line to smack the wankers that can't figure that one out?????

 

[FungiUg]

It's a long line... (anyone else see Airplane? And willing to admit it?)

 

[snowy ciara]

the whole "don't look at me" thing..

In my best DeNiro voice.. "You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me!?"

 

[AngelicAssassin]

America's View On the World

James Cagney anyone?

 

[RJMasters]

Delving the Psyche of Sadists

Ow...ow ow ow....ow owww oww ow...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

newbie

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/newbie.gif

 

[RJMasters]

Re: newbie

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/newbie.gif

Why do I find that so extremely funny....?

LMAO

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Step by step guide to training?

Do you want someone to hold your dick while you piss as well to make sure you get it right?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Our Latest Session!

Get a fucking room!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The Vocabulary

If it still doesn't click try this link, use a little imagination and learn to read.

https://forum.literotica.com/search.php?s=

 

[cellis]

Re: The Vocabulary

If it still doesn't click try this link, use a little imagination and learn to read.

https://forum.literotica.com/search.php?s=

Are you having a bad day, darling?

 

[FungiUg]

Fluff: What I like best about my submissive(s)

Just feed 'em plenty of beans, and you'll have plenty to love!

 

[OregonGal]

Make me feel dirty and used

*poof*
your a tissue

*Poof*

you just caught a sneeze and was tossed in the corner

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Sorry, did our happy little fun thread piss you off????

i'd have to give two shits first.

Since you obviously lack enough control to read and follow simple guidelines, most will continue to ignore you.