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Spanking and orgasm

Sylvester and Tweety
Fred and Ginger
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Barney and Betty
Sonny and Cher ... and the list goes on.

All fun to watch, and occasionally musical.
 
Strangers

... in the night exchanging glances
Wond’ring in the night
What were the chances ...


one of use would be in the morgue and the other in jail?
 
Re: Spanking and orgasm

AngelicAssassin said:
Sylvester and Tweety
Fred and Ginger
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Barney and Betty
Sonny and Cher ... and the list goes on.

All fun to watch, and occasionally musical.

Peanut butter and jelly
 
Artichoke Dip

Quint said:
Artichoke dip

Crush a can's worth of artichoke hearts, mix with 1/3 cup mayonnaise, 1 cup parmesan cheese, and season to taste. Bake at 350 until bubbly. Serve with toasted bread and sticks of raw jicama or raw anal lust.







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For a little zest, add 1 small can of diced green chili's and also 1 large package of Mozarella cheese.
 
Microsoft® Windows AntiSpyware (Beta)

Click me.

Sure Bill.
  • Your programmers write code through which kiddie scripters can drive a Mac truck.
  • Freeware and shareware developers around the world come up with solid means and delivery to correct your fuck ups two years ago.
  • Your people finally got around to shutting doors they should never have left open.
How many service packs will it take following the finalized version of this Beta before your code does half as well?

Oh wait ...
For Users of Giant AntiSpyware:
Current Giant AntiSpyware users with active subscriptions are advised to continue to use their existing software. Click here for more information.
You just bought someone like you did when Citrix buried your initial offering of Terminal Services/Thin Client.
 
Seriously AA tell us what you really think of Uncle Bill Gates and don't hold back (as I run in the other direction...opps he's catching up....)
 
"Please pop over to the GB and "

What? Spray for Trolls? Cull the herd? Put up a fewkin fence?

*Wanders off muttering with a disgusted look*
 
EKVITKAR said:
"Please pop over to the GB and "

What?
Expect to go through a deliberate decon including slurry pit upon your return if you dabble in a few of the threads over there.
 
Why is White Dom, Black Sub porn not available?

Since the bandwidth on the site appears to be erratic ...

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (###) ###-#### and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
 
RE:Why is White Dom, Black Sub porn not available?

we Americans tried that in the past but it died off in the late 1860's.
 
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