Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

penis toture

Expect no mercy.

i think i'd go bi just long enough to trample your cock into a red smear for the typo before hitting enter.

 

[blue kat]

I think I opened Pandora's Box

But was it good for Pandora, too?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Sub Sharing, Sub Swapping, and Sub Trading

Oh wow! Do they cum with gum like other trading cards?

 

[FungiUg]

I think they're worth more if you manage to collect the whole set.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Mint condition, or do you accept dog-eared?

 

[FungiUg]

Depends on how much you want for them, I guess. Probably best to wrap them in plastic, keep them out of sunlight so they don't fade, and handle them as infrequently as possible.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

i guess bloody and bruised just shot all hell out of the value then, huh?

 

[C's Button]

writter's block (from the AH)

Is that the same as spellcheck block?

 

[FungiUg]

Re: writter's block (from the AH)

Is that the same as spellcheck block?

No, this one includes channeling John Writter...

 

[C's Button]

John Ritter..

oh wait..

falls over giggling at the obvious..

thanks Fungi... Snowy was right about you..

 

[FungiUg]

More than likely...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How were you raised?

By wolves ... weren't you?

 

[FungiUg]

Poll: who are we?

I woke up in a Soho doorway
Where a policeman knew my name
He said 'You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair

Ah, who are you? (Who are you? who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Ah who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

 

[FungiUg]

Submissive "Thought of the Day" Calendar 2005

I guess this just goes to prove that the submissive have more thoughts than the dominants.

 

[snowy ciara]

John Ritter..

oh wait..

falls over giggling at the obvious..

thanks Fungi... Snowy was right about you..

Right.. Button.. Go ahead, get me in trouble with the KiwiDom.


edited for a bone-headed indiscretion on my part.

 

[FungiUg]

Get me in trouble with the KiwiDom.

You know, I had this sudden mental image of all of these little Kiwis lined up like little brown furry soldiers, their beaks all in a row, while another Kiwi screams at them in best British Sa'rnt Major tradition...

 

[OregonGal]

Re: Submissive "Thought of the Day" Calendar 2005

I guess this just goes to prove that the submissive have more thoughts than the dominants.

I don't know about MORE thoughts, just that more of them stay in thought form and (for the smart submissives) never get turned into vocalized ammunition for punishment *nods lots*

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Is He Into Me Or Not?

Balls deep, wrist deep, or knee deep?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Thou shalt not flush chase here

Nor shall ye attempt to fill the boat here.

If thou dost push my button

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/JackUOff.jpg

i will put you in car, and jack you off.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Fill the house ...

Load your boat.

And you ... flush that hand ... twice. It stunk from your first multi-raise.

You've just been Queened by the meanest bitch at the table.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/HighHeelswithAttitude.jpg

 

[snowy ciara]

"Newbie needs help!
Hey i'm Nichola i just came across this thread by accident and have been reading a few of the posts."


You just came across the thread you just started? Does that make you psychotic or something, since you're reading a thread you've not started yet?

 

[blue kat]

How can you tell who the real Masters are?

Look for a proof of purchase of purchase on the outside of the box, as well as the Good Housekeeping Seal of approval.

 

[Miss Diva]

Re: How can you tell who the real Masters are?

Look for a proof of purchase of purchase on the outside of the box, as well as the Good Housekeeping Seal of approval.

or ask them. No?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

BDSM without the acronyms

Sweet Jesus i tried to resist Never, and i'm hoping like hell you had the subtle intent in mind.

This thread title has to go down in the Forum Hall of Fame for either definition of Oxymoron, or Twisted Wickedness in five words, or less.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Doms, what do you do when your sub gets sick?

Let me guess ... you skipped class the day Master discussed "aftercare" didn't you.