Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

You have been weighed ...

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[AngelicAssassin]

you have been measured ...

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[AngelicAssassin]

and been found wanting ...

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[snowy ciara]

the black belt ceremony is this evening. Does anyone know how to say "Excuse me Sir, I think I'm gonna be sick." in Korean?

 

[FungiUg]

Why say it in words when you can EXPRESS your feelings?

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Curious

... Very curious.

You have to roll the R's to get this one. (Hint -- Parry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What is PYL and what is pyl?

Another prime example of read the fucking thread before you post.

 

[FungiUg]

Re: What is PYL and what is pyl?

Another prime example of read the fucking thread before you post.

Well, I did say it was a frequently asked question. So that just proves my point!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: What is PYL and what is pyl?

Well, I did say it was a frequently asked question. So that just proves my point!

Not my point, and underscores the need for, but sadly, waste of your time creating the FAQ thread. i can appreciate the exuberance of those that find this forum. i understand feeling like they're bursting from their skin because they finally found people with like thoughts, but Sweet St Andrews Cross folks, show a little attention to detail.

It's about as bad as watching people create a thread bearing the same name on the first page of one of the forums, then saying "the other one doesn't have the information i want." For fuck's sake! Ask your question in the original thread! That's how we get the turns and twists in a conversation that makes a thread so interesting.

Edited after noticing my own lack of attention to detail.

Bitchslaps the spellchecker into the fireplace.

Next contestant, please.

 

[FungiUg]

How Do The Leather Community and BDSM Overlap?

When you are over someone's lap and they are wearing leather?

 

[FungiUg]

Folklore cures you've heard...

Curing someone of folklore is obviously a loud process. mental images of witch-doctors dancing and chanting in a circle to expunge the folklore

 

[FungiUg]

Control in the relationship vs. control in the bedroom

In the red corner, weighing only 18 pounds...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Control in the relationship vs. control in the bedroom

In the red corner, weighing only 18 pounds...

DVS's cock with, or without lube?

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Control in the relationship vs. control in the bedroom

DVS's cock with, or without lube?

Well, if it's only 18 pounds, it'd have to be without.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: Re: Control in the relationship vs. control in the bedroom

Well, if it's only 18 pounds, it'd have to be without.

On a totally different tangent ... not even touching ... what made you laugh more ... Dwarf blowjobs, dwarf slow skull stepping, or Dwarf "adjusting the shot across the bow" of an Elf?

 

[FungiUg]

Probably the last one.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Probably the last one.

Ever see the Hellraiser movies?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ideas? She can be a little submissive...

Sounds like a Donny and Marie song.

 

[FungiUg]

pretenders..........

Another one of those really sad 80's TV shows, right?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

newbie*points to herself*

Goreans are us.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Make a Wish

i've got a feeling if FU were here, someone would be doing a nasty version of the splits ...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Take your jacks

and shove them 9 deep four times.

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[AngelicAssassin]

No ...

i won't give you back your marbles.

If i come to a table with $400, and you try to bum rush me, i'll bufu you without a reach around.

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[AngelicAssassin]

Whole new meaning to trample

Big balls?

You got stepped on with two pairs of stiletto heels.

Kinda wish you had been successful in that flush chase.

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[blue kat]

porn addiction - how I overcame

Wow, I never thought I see a recovered porn addict, on a porn board! Oh yes, please share your pearls of wisdom with the pervs. Um, sweetie, those are not pearls of wisdom!

edited to add an a, and note that the offending thread appears to be gone. Thanks Catalina!