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[AngelicAssassin]

BDSM Stories

Must bite tongue to not state the fucking obvious.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?

Because she smells like a new truck.

 

[cellis]

Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?

Because she smells like a new truck.

lol For the same reason women do the same thing with a man in leather... except he smells like a new car.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

lol For the same reason women do the same thing with a man in leather... except he smells like a new car.

Let me guess, you'd be all over Ricardo Montalban like a T-shirt in a thunderstorm, wouldn't you.

 

[cellis]

Let me guess, you'd be all over Ricardo Montalban like a T-shirt in a thunderstorm, wouldn't you.

I seem to remember him as being domly and oh so attractive in his day.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

#3? Or has that been conveniently forgotten?

She shoots, she scores, the crowd goes wild.

 

[Gekken]

I like bread.

 

[OregonGal]

... and yet again, I repeat myself. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

 

[Gekken]

and applejuice

 

[Kajira Callista]

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79awhatthehell.phtml

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Hairless...why?

Good question for those with a deep-seated "i wanna fuck a Barbie doll" fetish.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I really dont think women are smart enough to be dominant.

Stop at "I don't think" next time.

You'll accomplish the same thing without offending anyone, nor making an ass out of yourself.

 

[snowy ciara]

2 for 1 special...

" I really dont think women are smart enough to be dominant."

and

"OK .... now a serious question .. why are so many dommes very overweight ? "

Like attracts like... Better check those pheremones at the door bud, if you want to move up the evolutionary ladder a bit.

 

[Gekken]

OK .... now a serious question .. why are so many dommes very overweight ? "

are you approaching this subject with enough gravitas?

 

[sincerely_helene]

What is Love?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me,
no more.

Wooooaaa wooooaaa woooooaaa woooooaaa waoo woooaa waoo wooooaa wo wo.

 

[jasonlf]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me,
no more.

Wooooaaa wooooaaa woooooaaa woooooaaa waoo woooaa waoo wooooaa wo wo.

I almost put that in parenthesis in the subject line, haha

 

[graceanne]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me,
no more.

Wooooaaa wooooaaa woooooaaa woooooaaa waoo woooaa waoo wooooaa wo wo.

What's the fun in that?

 

[jasonlf]

What's the fun in that?

You don't get it? Listening to that SONG is pain.

 

[sincerely_helene]

I almost put that in parenthesis in the subject line, haha

I kept picturing the two guys from 'Saturday Night Live' thrashing to it.

'Night at the Roxberry' or something, if I recall.

 

[jasonlf]

I kept picturing the two guys from 'Saturday Night Live' thrashing to it.

'Night at the Roxberry' or something, if I recall.

Hehe.

I get the creepy feeling that we think alike

 

[O'Mac]

True story:

Well working at an Arnold Clark Motors service station in Edinburgh, I was once asked for directions to a local school.

Driver: Excuse me, but could you tell me how to get to Fettes College?
Me: Fettes college eh? Doesn't ring a bell.
Driver: Really? Never heard of it? It's pretty famous.
Me: Drawing a blank here.
Driver: Come on! It's where the Prime Minister went to school!
Me: Prime.....Minister?
Driver: Yeah, you know! Tony Blair! The Prime Minister.
Me: You got me on that. Oh wait! Fettes College? Though you said the Edinburgh North Holiday Inn. Take this road south for ten minutes then turn right at the roundabout. Can't miss it on your left.

 

[Gekken]

well sometimes I ooze

 

[h_i_s]

RE: BDSM Clothing Websites

... all the places around here are designed for anorexic women that are 80lbs.

SMART ASS REPLY: Funny, seems to me that all the places around here only design for 280 lb lard asses. Go figure ... heh. The grass is always greener? ... still need to mow it no matter which side of the fence though.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How many strokes (with strong implement) before crying?

The same number it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. It just depends on who's doing the "licking/biting."

 

[Gekken]

Cock AVs

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There is a disturbing trend toward cock avs 'round here. Please stop it!



And put some pants on!

ANS:

Don't touch it boy! Get away! This is dangerous son, ya gotta know how to handle it, one wrong move and you're done for.