Smart-alec Answers

[jasonlf]

There is a disturbing trend toward cock avs 'round here. Please stop it!

Awesome and a half.

Who wants to see cock?

However, boob photos are welcome. We like boobs.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Appropriate punishment for a unfaithful wife

i'd say bukkake while tied up, so you could get a nut and she won't, but it appears she beat you to the punch anyway.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I'm confused

So... what's new?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

DO YOU VALUE YOUR FREE SPEECH ON LIT? Because Theres Censorship Right Here On Lit.

Welcome to the real world.

Give it a rest.

 

[O'Mac]

Did someone say..........BUKKAKE?!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Any other vegans/veg's into bdsm - or is it *just* me

Kinda blows oral sex out of the water, doesn't it?

 

[jasonlf]

Kinda blows oral sex out of the water, doesn't it?

Oral sex.

It blows.

(/pun)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Oral sex.

It blows.

(/pun)

Try sucking.

She might not say you blow.

Then again, she might say you suck instead.

(/riposte)

 

[jasonlf]

Try sucking.

She might not say you blow.

Then again, she might say you suck instead.

(/riposte)

She sucks. Not me.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

SlaveBaby Cums!

So doth the Iceman, but he didn't post in the wrong fucking part of the forum.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinkie?

Right, Brain! But I don't think they make thumb cuffs in our size....

 

[shy slave]

Why does BDSM attract lunatics?

Does it?

 

[shy slave]

Does narrowmindedness bug you?

YES

Yep

Definately

Next....

 

[sincerely_helene]

Oh, come now. Not even one for a thread titled "Teach me to Master Date???"

:sniffle:

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Dick Demands

i prefer Richard Requires.

 

[h_i_s]

Unusual fetishes

Are any of them part of the norm? Which ones are usual?

Normal is a setting on my washing machine. i prefer agitate ...-author unknown.

 

[h_i_s]

If anyone cares.... by arctic-stranger

Well of COURSE we friggin care. Duh. Have the cold elements up there given you brain freeze? Frost bitten brain stem??

We care .. we always care .... Hope all is better for you ASAP arctic-stranger ... , as i am certain many here do ....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Bibliophile's definition of masochism

Two words: paper cuts.

 

[nusubgurl]

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you...

Ha Ha..yeah....rrrrrriiiiiigggggggggghhhhhtttttttt....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Oh look

Of little worth in your short stint this season and back as an alt, yet again.

Grow up before you post.

Children like you should be seen and not heard, although many of us enjoyed not seeing you either.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I'm sorry, I can't help myself. It's been eating on me for too long...

How serious is collaring?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I'm sorry, I can't help myself. It's been eating on me for too long...

How serious is collaring?

Depends on if the puppy in question knows how to hold it doesn't it?

 

[h_i_s]

Ask a Dom ...

Cuz everyone knows .... it aint like the friggin subbies know anyyyyyything, nor can they figure out the answers on their owwwwwn.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

You got it backwards dipshit.

You're the laugh of all asses.

Must be pretty humiliating to exist at the bottom of the loser's pole.

 

[HawkEye38]

Dude, you are whiter than Margaret Thatcher's ass in the middle of winter!

(to a friend of mine who has long hair and tried to put it into an afro but it just wound up looking like Al Einstien's hair: )

Didn't your mother tell you not to stick your dick into the electrical outlet?