Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

Is this right?

No, this is "a left at the fork in the road."

 

[A Desert Rose]

No, this is "a left at the fork in the road."

I'm flattered that you noticed. ;@

 

[A Desert Rose]

7 more posts and I'm at 10,000.

You all know what happens then...

 

[graceanne]

7 more posts and I'm at 10,000.

You all know what happens then...

no, what?

 

[A Desert Rose]

no, what?

I guess you'll have to watch and see... LOL

 

[chris9]

I guess you'll have to watch and see... LOL

Then hurry up, please, I want to see, too!

 

[graceanne]

I guess you'll have to watch and see... LOL

What? BUT I DON'T WAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAAA! TELL ME! TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME.

 

[HawkEye38]

What? BUT I DON'T WAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAAA! TELL ME! TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME.

Whowhatwoah?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Whowhatwoah?

one away from your av.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Submissive men are such turn-offs

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/TrollAlert.jpg

Nice job Recidiva.

Oh mod? Can you kindly kick this POS thread back to the Garbage Bin where it belongs?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

ahahahahhahaaaaa @ BDSM

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/TrollAlert.jpg

 

[Recidiva]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/TrollAlert.jpg

Nice job Recidiva.

Oh mod? Can you kindly kick this POS thread back to the Garbage Bin where it belongs?

I like smart assery.

It's much more fun than dumb assery.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

my girlfriend needs your help.

Too easy ...

 

[graceanne]

What do you look for in a submissive?

Um . . . . submissiveness? (Just a guess.)

 

[h_i_s]

What do you look for in a submissive?

i guess it depends on their taste in toys ... rabbits vs vibrating eggs ... etc ect. Yep ... it would definitely depend on WHICH submissive is being searched.
This IS one of those treasure hunt thingies, right?







ha! .... & graceanne beat me here for this one ... not the same thing that i first thought of in reading this one's thread title though

 

[h_i_s]

That program! I canNOT kill it! (Help please from the computer peeps.)

Errr .. snowy, hun?? That is 'Microsoft Windows' that's fucking up your computer & you are not SUPPOSED to delete it.





Whip me! Spank me! MAKE me use Windows. --Microsoft Windows, for the masochist in you.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Another newbie...where do I start?

Usually with a blow up doll since they won't run away when they see just how bad you are with a whip...

WARNING: Practicing needle play on blow-up dolls is a BAD IDEA!

 

[graceanne]

Usually with a blow up doll since they won't run away when they see just how bad you are with a whip...

WARNING: Practicing needle play on blow-up dolls is a BAD IDEA!

It is? Crap, no wonder they keep deflating . . . .


I wonder if I could practice branding on one.

 

[graceanne]

Sounds . . . any advice?

Well, I like the sound of music, but considering where we are - I'm sure their are people here who'd prefer screaming.

 

[h_i_s]

make-a-flake addicts

We don't have a 12 step cure to keep us from falling off of the bandwagon (sleigh?).
We'll never dry out.
We just can't seem to stop.
We are all bound to suffer a complete meltdown, eventually.

 

[graceanne]

We don't have a 12 step cure to keep us from falling off of the bandwagon (sleigh?).
We'll never dry out.
We just can't seem to stop.
We are all bound to suffer a complete meltdown, eventually.

I'M OUT OF CONTROL! PLEASE HELP ME!

 

[h_i_s]

I'M OUT OF CONTROL! PLEASE HELP ME!

tosses graceanne a carrot better?

 

[greenmands]

Whip me! Spank me! MAKE me use Windows. --Microsoft Windows, for the masochist in you. [/QUOTE]


Thank you sinnOcent1, my housemate (the computer repairman) loved that comment.

 

[amasterfound]

I'll probably wish I hadn't asked...


then don't ask.

 

[graceanne]

tosses graceanne a carrot better?

Why a carrot?