Smart-alec Answers

[h_i_s]

Why a carrot?

... so you can make a snowman with the big pile of snowflake scraps, of course.










i bet the answer is not what your innocent lil' mind was thinking.

 

[h_i_s]

Whip me! Spank me! MAKE me use Windows. --Microsoft Windows, for the masochist in you.
................Thank you sinnOcent1, my housemate (the computer repairman) loved that comment.

You're welcome, and your computer repairman too.

i have an animated avatar that
states that exact quote... used to use it on a computer help forum.

 

[h_i_s]

Can you figure this out?

Nope. i'm not allowed to.


Hell, it's *His* thread ... that's as smart-alec as i'm willing to risk.

 

[h_i_s]

My Ass Hurts!

.... your hat too tight?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

My Ass Hurts!

... Then you are going to fast and not using enough lube!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

... i have an animated avatar that
states that exact quote... used to use it on a computer help forum.

This reminds me of my PC theme from Babylon 5...

My desktop is a picture of a Shadow vessel in hyperspace, with the logo (in Windows Font) "Microsoft Shadows95". For the SF/tech-geeks it was da bomb of a desktop....

And my startup sound? "And so it begins..." in Kosh's voice...

And I shut down with Zathras - "You must leave now! Finished we are! There is no more time. Leave! Or be trapped here, forever!"

Oh damn... I'm uber-geeking again aren't I?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Women are all whores

versus all seeing, all knowing, all hearing, all snooping, all mouth, all ... ?

Well, fuck me, pun intended. i prefer them that way to any of the above.

 

[h_i_s]

... Then you are going to fast and not using enough lube!

heh! That would have been my second choice of 'Smart-alec Answers' ... i only had the lube part in my thoughts\answer though.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How did you know BDSM was for you?

Fedex rang the doorbell and said, "Sign here, please."

 

[AngelicAssassin]

So which of you gays deleted my thread?

Check your ass, then put a hat on it.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

So what is PYL/pyl getting for Christmas?

Anything but a woolen cock cozy.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Fedex rang the doorbell and said, "Sign here, please."

ok...that one made me laugh.

 

[graceanne]

Anything but a woolen cock cozy.

hehehe

 

[Red Sonja]

Anything but a woolen cock cozy.

What a perfect idea! I've got to go with that...

 

[snowy ciara]

Anything but a woolen cock cozy.

But I worked so hard on it!

 

[graceanne]

But I worked so hard on it!

Send me the pattern?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Want my Dirty Panties???

i'll buy them with the deed to the Brooklyn Bridge.

 

[blue kat]

And then I got some oceanfront property in Manitoba....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

And then I got some oceanfront property in Manitoba....

And in mid-December, that lends a whole new meaning to "Sex on the beach."

 

[brioche]

And then I got some oceanfront property in Manitoba....

Yeah, well, I won't be interested until you stop the annual polar bear hunt. It's shocking!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... stop the annual polar bear hunt. It's shocking!

You speaking of the big, white, furry things full of claws & teeth that hunt seals, or the big, white, furry things that strip off their speedos & jump in the water bare-assed nekkid?

 

[snowy ciara]

Don't get Kat started on the Unlikeable hunting the Uneatable, and remember not all Manitobans hunt Polar Bears.

 

[brioche]

You speaking of the big, white, furry things full of claws & teeth that hunt seals, or the big, white, furry things that strip off their speedos & jump in the water bare-assed nekkid?

Both.

 

[brioche]

Don't get Kat started on the Unlikeable hunting the Uneatable, and remember not all Manitobans hunt Polar Bears.

I think seals should be killed. They eat too many fish and there are too many of them. But that's all I have to say on the subject.

 

[brioche]

Don't get Kat started on the Unlikeable hunting the Uneatable, and remember not all Manitobans hunt Polar Bears.

To clarify for you Yankees out there: Manitoba is landlocked and has no polar bears. So I'm pretty sure that Kat has very few opinions on the polar bear hunt in her province. Seeing as I'm pretty sure there isn't one.