Smart-alec Answers

[bronntanas]

but sport hunting in general.... Not that I don't agree with the ladies, but Kat's dangerous.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

(But) When I'm Bad

i'm about as good as you can possibly get.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What's the best way to humiliat (sic) a sub woman

Correct her spelling.

 

[cellis]

Correct her spelling.

Sorry, but that was really funny!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Oh ye of little faith

Famous last words before attending a crash board as the prime interrogation target.

Click me.

With all due respect, he's doing this at night under a monocle using split brain control of his eyes. i don't think he saw the last tree you see on the right just before the blades impact.

 

[southernQT]

ok, i was gonna try to read this entire thing cuz it's just funny as hell, but i'm getting tired and my eyes are starting to cross from trying to focus in on the text...not to mention that damn red font does not go well with my computer and highlighting things i want to read is a bitch. well, i think i've done enough cussing for one night so good night all and kick ass thread you got going here!!!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

nasty diarrhea...

Look, one of the original asshats is back, and spouting the same shit as usual.

 

[snowy ciara]

Crossdressing Top - you bet ...


Your talent for stating the obvious is a force to be reckoned with.

 

[snowy ciara]

Discrete Collars

You want a collar that falls apart? Or you want one that's not connected to anything?

 

[A Desert Rose]

I wanna whisper nasty stuff... better

I'm pretty certain shy won't mind if I post this here... It's a post that definately belongs. ;-)


Originally Posted by shy slave

Sounds like a marketing idea to me. If we can learn to speak Danish in three months , stop smoking in six weeks and lose weight by watching videos; "Learn to Talk Dirty in 2 Weeks" sounds like a winner.
There could be stages of ability and the chance to work for the premium rate numbers when you complete the whole course.
Then there is the certificate you can frame and hang on the wall, your parents and family will be so proud of your achievements

 

[bronntanas]

"Killi, I enjoyed reading your posts about JKD.

When you have time, please message me so we can talk about why JKD doesn't really exist. "

Not brave enough to meet her person for a demo?

 

[graceanne]

Wrecked me damn car

Well don't DO THAT. Duh.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

So, Doms, is it because you are too inadequate in real life?

Click me.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Advice!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

You are, after all, the dominant.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The ride Betticus' ass thread.

Dude, you have to stop teasing Netzach.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

want my WIFE to DOMINATE me..

Talk to the Tolkein reject.

i'm sure he can help you with your capitalization structure as well.

 

[graceanne]

Dude, you have to stop teasing Netzach.

LOL

 

[shy slave]

I'm pretty certain shy won't mind if I post this here... It's a post that definately belongs. ;-)


Originally Posted by shy slave

Glad it amused you

 

[AngelicAssassin]

orgasm

So good it required a double post.

Half-assed, granted, but still ...

 

[shy slave]

Orgasm

"Do you want fries with that?"

 

[snowy ciara]

So good it required a double post.

Maybe she's multi-orgasmic? ducking and running

 

[AngelicAssassin]

"Do you want fries with that?"

Still laughing.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I am fucking obsessed with licking her asshole.

And with starting repetitive threads.

We get the point.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Does?

Deer, female, dear?

 

[Blushing Bottom]

i'm about as good as you can possibly get.

There are tests and check lists to determine that Sir.