Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my health is more important to me.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my finger throbs every time you make my pulse race.

I’ll be more careful with the knife next time.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it would spell nothing but disaster and tragedy for all parties involved.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

.... I'm still sore from earlier.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you are one chromosome away from being a potato.

 

[LeSabreur]

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am saving it up for the visit from Brad and Janet this Friday.

 

[OralAllOver]

Sorry dear we can't have sex tonight because I came in your dessert before u are it

 

[latecomer91364]

Sorry, dear, we can't have sex tonight because I already came three times in your sister's ass and once more on her face. Perhaps a movie?

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have enrolled in a mashed potatoes sculpture competition and my livesize Chewbacca is sure to get me that blue ribbon.

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

Mine, from real life, was "Darling, I can't have sex with you tonight because...because..because...oh hell, I can't think of a reason. Why aren't you naked yet?" The reason I couldn't think of was that I was supposed to work the night shift that night. I called in sick as she was stripping.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I got 150 Amazon gift cards from Litsters today and I'm going on a shopping spree!

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I clicked too many questionable links on Lit and now junior doesn't wanna play.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because zzzzzzzzzzzzzz