Sports Cars

I moved into an apartment 7 years ago because the car parked in the space next to the apartment's assigned spot was nicer than mine (I could only afford low-rent places and didn't want to have the nicest car on the lot!) I ended up marring the car's owner.

Aside from that anecdote, I don't really care what a man drives as long as it runs reliably and I don't have to straddle a hole in the floorboards. I am saving up my pennies for an Aston Martin Virage.
 
My ride will crawl over logs, rocks, and small trees. It also makes child's play out of curbs, parking blocks, wet grass in medians, and other urban impedimenta. Handy.:)
 
I drive a modded bmw E46 M3. No performance mods though, just body mods like lowering the frame about an inch and a half, black tinted windows, gun metal grey wheels and a carbon fiber logo.

Got it used and unmodded really cheap since the engine was rebuilt and the mods didn't cost much since I have a buddy who works at a shop who owed me a few lol.

Doesn't seem to attract or scare away girls but I love my car since I got so lucky with it being on a college student's budget. :)

I'll also note I have looked at BMW M cars, Benz's AMG's, Vettes, even looked at Porsches at one time and do think today's manufacturers put out some nice vehicles, but the price tag is just not reasonable for what you get in my opinion. So I have chosen to buy multiple other vehicles each of which serves its purpose best. Spent the same money, have more toys, and each does what it does better than what any single car at any price would. Oh, and I get to make jokes about my fleet of cars to boot!

If you know what parts to get you could get a 2001 used honda civic to have better performance ratings than a brand new BMW or Mercedes. Hell I'm pretty sure you could get a car that can beat a Ferrari for around $25-40k. It's just a matter of what kind of car you get and the parts you get for it. Civics are usually the best option since they're the easiest to mod. But you're method works too. :p
 
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On the farm lived a chicken an a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken s pied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
 
I had a Mercedes s65 AMG for a couple years. The only appreciation I ever received was from gearhead dudes. Women didn't have a clue. But then again, I've been married 20 years and I'm not very perceptive to women's overtures anymore.
 
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