Summer Lovin Contest Ideas

[sirhugs]

Our protagonist is a woman in her late 20s-mid-30s. She lives in an apartment which overlooks the pool. Every day she looks out over it, watches the people from her building go for swims, couples make out, etc. part of her is desperate to join in…but she has agoraphobia. The thought of being around so many people out in the open terrifies her.

Then one night during a bout of insomnia, she looks out and sees a naked woman sprawled out at the edge of the pool, not moving. Despite her fears, she rushes down and retrieves the woman, who turns out is actually okay, just a bit drunk. Our lead takes her to her apartment, where the woman collapses on her bed and falls asleep.

The next morning, the woman is gone but left a note: she wants to take her out to thank her. This begins a relationship over the summer with both of them trying to push each other in different ways. With a possible climax (pun intended)being the more outgoing woman getting her to have sex in the pool at night.

Alternatively, the woman was a mermaid.

nothing wrong with sex with a mermaid.

 

[Hypoxia]

what happens when they stop at a real biker bar & a few wives are taken by the outlaws?

The IRL professional bikers included military officers on leave and presumably armed. Amateur outlaws don't stand a chance of victory. For a story, let's have the officer and amateur bikers reach agreement to exchange partners. The amateur biker babes will learn about military precision.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Family tradition:

There’s a tradition for the men of a certain family. Starting on the first summer after their 18th birthday, they need to go down to the old family home and take a “summer bride.” A woman who they be a husband to for the summer, regardless of if they are already in a committed relationship or not.

Now this is odd enough but the women they pick from aren’t of the mortal plane. They’re strange, wild women who have traded the family success and good health for companionship.

This year, things are a bit different: the brides want some wives too.

 

[sirhugs]

The IRL professional bikers included military officers on leave and presumably armed. Amateur outlaws don't stand a chance of victory. For a story, let's have the officer and amateur bikers reach agreement to exchange partners. The amateur biker babes will learn about military precision.

and the military wives learn about greasy paw prints on their asses?

 

[sirhugs]

outdoor summer weddings... I love a good naughty wedding romp.

 

[Hypoxia]

outdoor summer weddings... I love a good naughty wedding romp.

Nude weddings atop Mt Tamalpais (across the Golden Gate from San Francisco) were once a thang. Also at a private park in Bodega Bay, near where The Birds menaced locals at Hitchcock's direction. A nude wedding interrupted by a raven attack? Likely not erotic.

So a Vegas wedding chapel consecrated to The Church Of The Naked Jesus performs several skyclad marriages daily. Tell a tale from the POV of a full-time witness who sees them all, of varied skin colors, fitness levels, and amounts of tattooing. Everyone awaits the pastor's final words to the groom: You May Now Fuck The Bride. Do bystanders take that as an open invitation?

I knew of a wedding of two corporate data-processing managers. After the ceremony they, and as many guests as would fit, slid naked into a hot-tub. I dunno who consummated first. Or next. Or next. Deponents sayeth not.

 

[sirhugs]

Nude weddings atop Mt Tamalpais (across the Golden Gate from San Francisco) were once a thang. Also at a private park in Bodega Bay, near where The Birds menaced locals at Hitchcock's direction. A nude wedding interrupted by a raven attack? Likely not erotic.

So a Vegas wedding chapel consecrated to The Church Of The Naked Jesus performs several skyclad marriages daily. Tell a tale from the POV of a full-time witness who sees them all, of varied skin colors, fitness levels, and amounts of tattooing. Everyone awaits the pastor's final words to the groom: You May Now Fuck The Bride. Do bystanders take that as an open invitation?

I knew of a wedding of two corporate data-processing managers. After the ceremony they, and as many guests as would fit, slid naked into a hot-tub. I dunno who consummated first. Or next. Or next. Deponents sayeth not.

the data processing managers are still debugging the program...

 

[Hypoxia]

the data processing managers are still debugging the program...

It was shut down when Germans bought the company.

Hey, set a story in Berlin, where it's long been customary to sunbathe nude in public parks. (See the news item of the naked guy chasing the goose that stole his bag with his laptop inside.) Devise a scenario with naked office workers falling in love at lunchtime. Add geese as needed but no bestiality, y'know.

 

[sirhugs]

It was shut down when Germans bought the company.

Hey, set a story in Berlin, where it's long been customary to sunbathe nude in public parks. (See the news item of the naked guy chasing the goose that stole his bag with his laptop inside.) Devise a scenario with naked office workers falling in love at lunchtime. Add geese as needed but no bestiality, y'know.

no need for nudity for summer lovin'- just sunbathing is enough.

 

[bigtallman]

summer olympics?

It seems to me like the sex at the summer Olympic village would be hot, lots of young, very fit people, temporarily in close proximity. After their events are over what's to keep them from just fucking their brains out?

Maybe a secret sexual Olympics after the sporting one concludes? Shooting and paddling events might mean something a lot different.

 

[PBAnnie]

6. Associate the story with a summer holiday or notable day -- 4th of July, Summer solstice, Bastille Day, Labor Day.

Isn't Bastille Day the same day as Nude Day?

Maybe someone would like to write about all the fun frolicking that goes on in the snow covered oil sand fields of Nunavut on Canada Day? I'm not going to tell anyone which category this story should target, but I've heard that when you get that far north that the men are men, women are scarce, and the bears are nervous.

 

[sirhugs]

Isn't Bastille Day the same day as Nude Day?

Maybe someone would like to write about all the fun frolicking that goes on in the snow covered oil sand fields of Nunavut on Canada Day? I'm not going to tell anyone which category this story should target, but I've heard that when you get that far north that the men are men, women are scarce, and the bears are nervous.

no bestiality allowed on Lit, so they'd need to be stuffed teddy bears

 

[PBAnnie]

no bestiality allowed on Lit, so they'd need to be stuffed teddy bears

...or very large, very hairy gay men, i.e. "bears."

 

[Hypoxia]

no bestiality allowed on Lit, so they'd need to be stuffed teddy bears

Or talking bears, maybe lab-grown mutants, or ET aliens from Ursa Major, or cartoon figures (Yogi, Smoky, etc) brought to life by a Mad Scientist.

 

[sirhugs]

Or talking bears, maybe lab-grown mutants, or ET aliens from Ursa Major, or cartoon figures (Yogi, Smoky, etc) brought to life by a Mad Scientist.

just what do Yogi, Boo Boo and Ranger Smith do during hibernation season?

more on topic ... what would Yogi do for a peanut nutter sandwich?

 

[PBAnnie]

just what do Yogi, Boo Boo and Ranger Smith do during hibernation season?

more on topic ... what would Yogi do for a peanut nutter sandwich?

If someone wrote a story about Ranger Smith watching Yogi and Cindy getting it on, would that story belong in the SciFi category or the Voyeur category? Or, if the whole thing were written from Yogi's point of view using his rhyming scheme, would it belong in the Erotic Poetry category?

"Cindy found a dildo in a pic-a-nic basket,
Maybe we can use it just like a sealing gasket."

(You'll have to imagine the appropriate Hanna-Barbera sound effects on your own.)

 

[Carnevil9]

... what would Yogi do for a peanut nutter sandwich?

I know that's probably just a typo, but taken as written, it could be a story idea all on its own!

 

[sirhugs]

I know that's probably just a typo, but taken as written, it could be a story idea all on its own!

A freudian typo?

 

[Hypoxia]

A freudian typo?

Since Freudians are nutters, sure.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Shrinking bikini:

New swimwear line gets sold in a small town. The prices are good so the local moms and women buy them up. They start fairly modest but as they get wet and the day goes on, they start shrinking up and covering less.

Or is it that the women’s breasts and butts are getting larger?

Edit:

Another idea: virgin sacrifice

The local water park used to get in heaps of liability issues for kids getting injured or maintenance getting behind. For the last decade though, the park has had zero safety problems.

The secret? They made a deal with some water spirits/creatures. The night before the season starts they have several virgins (both male and female) go in the water to become sacrifices to the spirits. The virgins in question are well compensated (beats liability payouts) and the spirits don’t want their lives, just their virginity.

 

[sirhugs]

Speaking of tentacle monsters, do any spend their summers hanging around the RV pump out station?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Teachers:

Our lead started teaching in her mid 20s and is now in her mid 30s. After a decade of teaching, she’s tired of having to put on a smile everywhere she goes in her podunk town and online and decides to have a wild hedonistic summer.

1. She runs across some of her grown up students and decides she has a bit more to teach them.

2. She makes the superintendent her slave.

3. She fucks the husbands and wives of all of the parents she’s hated dealing with (the helicopter moms, the sports dads, the bigots, etc)

4. Fucks the govenor. Budget cuts keep fucking over the school so it’s about time someone got to fuck them right back.

 

[sirhugs]

Teachers:

Our lead started teaching in her mid 20s and is now in her mid 30s. After a decade of teaching, she’s tired of having to put on a smile everywhere she goes in her podunk town and online and decides to have a wild hedonistic summer.

1. She runs across some of her grown up students and decides she has a bit more to teach them.

2. She makes the superintendent her slave.

3. She fucks the husbands and wives of all of the parents she’s hated dealing with (the helicopter moms, the sports dads, the bigots, etc)

4. Fucks the govenor. Budget cuts keep fucking over the school so it’s about time someone got to fuck them right back.

Summer School is a handy venue for sex. Mix and match thrown together in enforced circumstances.

 

[Hypoxia]

Summer School is a handy venue for sex. Mix and match thrown together in enforced circumstances.

In Harem-Scarum (Torn From The Headlines!) I fictionalized the true tale of a lucky guy who impregnated his entire summer-session class, including the teacher, her daughter, the Indian, the lesbians, et al. Protip: keep your watering trough full during hot Kansas summers.

Meanwhile, I'm at a crux in my main Summer Lovin' piece. Bro and Sis (B&S) are out camping. They might encounter a girl with twin brothers. Do they all fornicate, trading partners for spit-roasting? Do B&S continue to a Rainbow Family forest fest/orgy? Does a monsoon thunderbolt ignite trees nearby so they must run for the Pacific coast? Is a puzzlement.

 

[sirhugs]

In Harem-Scarum (Torn From The Headlines!) I fictionalized the true tale of a lucky guy who impregnated his entire summer-session class, including the teacher, her daughter, the Indian, the lesbians, et al. Protip: keep your watering trough full during hot Kansas summers.

Meanwhile, I'm at a crux in my main Summer Lovin' piece. Bro and Sis (B&S) are out camping. They might encounter a girl with twin brothers. Do they all fornicate, trading partners for spit-roasting? Do B&S continue to a Rainbow Family forest fest/orgy? Does a monsoon thunderbolt ignite trees nearby so they must run for the Pacific coast? Is a puzzlement.

yes
no- orgies are too confounding
yes