Summer Lovin' Contest Story Ideas

[sirhugs]

ugly old tits are a nice touch for a nude story...
but pederasts are not allowed on Lit.

 

[sirhugs]

Block Party...

yes, I know, how 1960s suburbia.

But maybe post-COVID, people just want to party.

And Mr. Jones hasn't had a chance to hook up with Mrs. snith for two years...except now that Sally Smith has turned 18, he is tempted to see if she tastes sweeter than her mother...

Other variations?

I may post more in days ahead...

 

[LupusDei]

ugly old tits are a nice touch for a nude story...
but pederasts are not allowed on Lit.

It's however an obligatory insult in alike situations, users of which typically don't really discern homosexuality from preying on children convinced one would automatically mean the other, so even the meaning of the word encompass both. And that's exactly how the word was used in that, reporting speech of reporting hate speech.

 

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Block Party variation 2...

how do the prudes and party dudes react when the ppolygamous throuple has the poor taste to show up, WITH their terrific potato salad.

 

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Block Party variation 3...

how do the conservative couples on the block react to the presence of the throuple that just moved in on the street?

 

[Zionisacat]

Obligatory reminder that summer and Christmas are the same time of year in the Southern Hemisphere, so if you’ve got a half baked Christmas idea; swap parka and hello for bikini and g’day and you’re all set.

 

[sirhugs]

Obligatory reminder that summer and Christmas are the same time of year in the Southern Hemisphere, so if you’ve got a half baked Christmas idea; swap parka and hello for bikini and g’day and you’re all set.

is nose rubbing obligatory?

 

[sirhugs]

a female carpenter gets hired to build a deck/shed/treehouse.
does she end up servicing the gubby, the wife, both, half the neighbourhood?
My plumber installing the hot tub outdoors did well.

 

[sirhugs]

Block Party #4

How do the adults prevent the first of their 18 year old children from discobering that after the teens are sent off to babsitter the youngters, the party turns into an orgy? (hint: it doesn't wotk out that way...)

 

[LadyJS]

a female carpenter gets hired to build a deck/shed/treehouse.
does she end up servicing the gubby, the wife, both, half the neighbourhood?
My plumber installing the hot tub outdoors did well.

Or the son/daughter (18+) is home for the summer from college, has a part-time job and gets home early to find the carpenter working away in just a sports bra and cutoffs because it's so hot outside. Son/daughter decides to cool off in the family pool, invites the carpenter to take a dip with them.

 

[sirhugs]

Or the son/daughter (18+) is home for the summer from college, has a part-time job and gets home early to find the carpenter working away in just a sports bra and cutoffs because it's so hot outside. Son/daughter decides to cool off in the family pool, invites the carpenter to take a dip with them.

but first the son/daughter has stripped naked before heading out toward the pool?

 

[LupusDei]

While peeling of my sweat drenched shirt I scanned the river up and down. There was something in the water over hundred yards upstream, but it wasn't a nude girl I should be wary not to disturb, so I lost interest, unbuckled my dusty slacks and pushed them down together with underpants setting my dick free, already half swelled just for the thought of whom else I might catch skinny dipping.

***

Not a pool and rather from the carpenter. No idea where it goes either. As to what's in the river, it could be just a duck, or the snorkel of a gal, armed with a harpoon.

 

[sirhugs]

better not be

While peeling of my sweat drenched shirt I scanned the river up and down. There was something in the water over hundred yards upstream, but it wasn't a nude girl I should be wary not to disturb, so I lost interest, unbuckled my dusty slacks and pushed them down together with underpants setting my dick free, already half swelled just for the thought of whom else I might catch skinny dipping.

***

Not a pool and rather from the carpenter. No idea where it goes either. As to what's in the river, it could be just a duck, or the snorkel of a gal, armed with a harpoon.

better not be a duck on Lit.

 

[LupusDei]

better not be

better not be a duck on Lit.

While some city ducks act weird while summering in the country, even those would fly long before Lit would be concerned about me not having corkscrew dick.

 

[sirhugs]

While some city ducks act weird while summering in the country, even those would fly long before Lit would be concerned about me not having corkscrew dick.

not quite on theme, but for a non-contest story, could imagine a bird lover who envies the duck's corkscrew cock and finds a plastic surgeon to give him one. How would the ladies react?
Any way to make that a summer lovin' story?

 

[LupusDei]

not quite on theme, but for a non-contest story, could imagine a bird lover who envies the duck's corkscrew cock and finds a plastic surgeon to give him one. How would the ladies react?
Any way to make that a summer lovin' story?

He have corkscrew dick, she have roll-up boobs, both are regulars on a small nude beach...

...along with the legless lady and the ostomate guy.

It's an orgy where body descriptions matter.

 

[sirhugs]

He have corkscrew dick, she have roll-up boobs, both are regulars on a small nude beach...

...along with the legless lady and the ostomate guy.

It's an orgy where body descriptions matter.

I wish somebody would write this for me. Even if I ended up being the only audience.

 

[sirhugs]

I wish somebody would write this for me. Even if I ended up being the only audience.

to make it a summer loving story, the first three are part of the travelling "geek show" that arrives for thesummer fair in the ostomate guy's hometown. It is the one week ofthe year he feels accepted. Plus, the lady may be legless, but she has the most gorgeous feet and lovely toes and our guy has a foot fetish...

Gotta acknowledge that I stole the "geek show" idea loosely from a great and distressing novel by Katherine Dunn called "Geek Love" about a family who travel as part of a geek show. As someone born a "geek" myself, I am sure it spoke differently to me than to others, but it helped me resolve a lot of my negativity towards my own ituation, a well as giving me several good cries.

 

[sirhugs]

From geeks to lifeguards... not that big a jump?
especially if the plot is the 98 pund weakling wanting to score with the Pammy Sue Anderson type.
Lots of ways that could go. I am partial to him ending up at the end of summer in love with the "girl next door " sort, but first the Pammy Sue type teaches him a few sex tricks?

 

[sirhugs]

from geeks to Greeks... two galpals travelling together platonically fall under the spell of the island of Lesbos?

 

[sirhugs]

from geeks to Greeks... two galpals travelling together platonically fall under the spell of the island of Lesbos?

two couples share a condo on Lesbos. The guys are shocked when their women only want lesbian sex while they are there. Do they get a further shock when the ladies suggest the guys satisfy each other too? As in "Yes, we will let you watch us, but only if we get to watch you two..."

 

[sirhugs]

love and lust sparked at the dog park.
the two owners arrange a "play date" for their pets, end up falling in love...

 

[LupusDei]

love and lust sparked at the dog park.
the two owners arrange a "play date" for their pets, end up falling in love...

Due to the hot weather she seek a place to go swimming with her dog, a family friend has a dog and a cabin by a river...

 

[sirhugs]

Due to the hot weather she seek a place to go swimming with her dog, a family friend has a dog and a cabin by a river...

and a dog house built for two...

 

[Carnevil9]

love and lust sparked at the dog park.
the two owners arrange a "play date" for their pets, end up falling in love...

The two dogs "fall in love," and the two owners are watching them.

He: "I'd sure like to be doing what they're doing."
She: "You should probably pet him a little first."