Summer Lovin Contest Ideas

in ancient Sumeria

Let's switch Summer Lovin' to Sumer Loving with a tale set in ancient Mesopotamia. Slutty, spicy wives of sweaty, salty workers building ziggurats seduce (or are seduced by) pompous priests with funny hairdos. Praise Ishtar! (No wait, that makes it an Easter story. Oh, the confusion...)

Or it could be Zoomer Lovin', with online teledildonic sex. Recharge batteries!
 
Let's switch Summer Lovin' to Sumer Loving with a tale set in ancient Mesopotamia. Slutty, spicy wives of sweaty, salty workers building ziggurats seduce (or are seduced by) pompous priests with funny hairdos. Praise Ishtar! (No wait, that makes it an Easter story. Oh, the confusion...)

Or it could be Zoomer Lovin', with online teledildonic sex. Recharge batteries!

no recharging required... solar powered.
 
Bare Ass Beach

I'm going with a tale about skinny dipping that occurs during the Summer of '69. It involves recent high school grads, a young guy(protagonist) and his girlfriend, cousins, a pair of twin girls(one of whom is insanely hot), and a buddy of the main character. Just for fun, I included a military base, and even General Westmoreland, a four-star General, makes a brief appearance. But Westy's appearance has no bare-ing(sp) on the story.
(edit) I almost forgot, it also includes an old Ford Fairlane, a pickup truck, and a Mama-like character(Aunt Mamie). It's starting to sound like a John Prine country song.
 
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I'm going with a tale about skinny dipping that occurs during the Summer of '69... I included a military base, and even General Westmoreland, a four-star General, makes a brief appearance.
Throw it the performance artist of the era who called himself General Waste-More-Land, who characteristically acknowledged people with a Navel salute, navel-to-navel. And don't forget his compatriot General Hershey Bar.
 
I'm going with a tale about skinny dipping that occurs during the Summer of '69. It involves recent high school grads, a young guy(protagonist) and his girlfriend, cousins, a pair of twin girls(one of whom is insanely hot), and a buddy of the main character. Just for fun, I included a military base, and even General Westmoreland, a four-star General, makes a brief appearance. But Westy's appearance has no bare-ing(sp) on the story.
(edit) I almost forgot, it also includes an old Ford Fairlane, a pickup truck, and a Mama-like character(Aunt Mamie). It's starting to sound like a John Prine country song.

Throw it the performance artist of the era who called himself General Waste-More-Land, who characteristically acknowledged people with a Navel salute, navel-to-navel. And don't forget his compatriot General Hershey Bar.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
 
IRL wildfires are approaching our home and we've packed our bags in case of an evacuation order. Which prompts a darker Summer Lovin' scenario: group sex in refugee camps and motels. A bunch of burnt-out neighbors take over a motel wing and swap partners. Hey, it could happen!
 
IRL wildfires are approaching our home and we've packed our bags in case of an evacuation order. Which prompts a darker Summer Lovin' scenario: group sex in refugee camps and motels. A bunch of burnt-out neighbors take over a motel wing and swap partners. Hey, it could happen!

Flip the cause and the effect: A group of swingers head out to the woods every Summer for a free-for-all fuck-fest campout. Only in their enthusiastic activities, one of them knocks over the gas lamp and starts the wildfires in the first place.

PS - Hypoxia, good luck. I hope your home doesn't get burned to a crisp!
 
Flip the cause and the effect: A group of swingers head out to the woods every Summer for a free-for-all fuck-fest campout. Only in their enthusiastic activities, one of them knocks over the gas lamp and starts the wildfires in the first place.

PS - Hypoxia, good luck. I hope your home doesn't get burned to a crisp!

I like your scenario, when the campers hunker down in the woods during the fire, they're rescued by a team of hunky Hotshots(elite firefighters) and the Hotshots take the rewards that the women of the camp are offering them.

PPS - Stay safe Hypoxia
 
I like your scenario, when the campers hunker down in the woods during the fire, they're rescued by a team of hunky Hotshots(elite firefighters) and the Hotshots take the rewards that the women of the camp are offering them.

PPS - Stay safe Hypoxia

of course, there is a niche audience for the guys rewarding the firefighters. And a possible transsexual twist.
 
Thanks for the thoughts. No evac order yet, still in warning mode, so our most valuable | irreplaceable | necessary items are loaded and we can roll in 15 minutes. If we must run, I doubt I'll have time to finish two Summer stories, neither fire-related. I'd also been cooking (ha!) one about a National Guard medic unit setting up a field hospital to treat evacuees and firefighters, with the overworked medics relieving stress in a private tent at available moments. Maybe next year...
 
Forest fire fighters day off is of course too true to truth to be credible on Lit.
 
Would back to school sales count?
I'm thinking the widow's shopping cart runs over the divorcee's foot.
 
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Of course summer is always a great time for weddings, especially outdoors...
 
speaking of walking across... what about the wet clothing/rescue fantasies involved when Katy tries to leap from rock to rock across the river?
 
A sleepover in the tent in the neighbour's yard is a tempting time to meet some nubile horny college girls
 
campus moving in weekend.

the twist could be that one of the parents meets their long ago college lover accidentally after all these years...
 
campus moving in weekend.

the twist could be that one of the parents meets their long ago college lover accidentally after all these years...

in the sequel, the son of one of those parents brings his new college gf home for thanksgiving. Dad is tormented, realizing his son is likely schtupping the son's own half-sister!
 
still not to late to get an entry in!
A final bbq turns sexy?
 
and Labour Day weekend, being the unofficial end of summer offers lots of scenarios, such as:

~ closing up the camp - the two lovers married to others hope to see each other next summer, but alas, one is a renter
~ two 18 yr olds who discovered sex together face a lone school year apart
~ one final bacchanalia beach party of group sex "what happens on the sand stays on the sand"
 
~ one final bacchanalia beach party of group sex "what happens on the sand stays on the sand"
It's the high school gang, now graduated and about to head far away to distant colleges, gathering at Pismo Beach for an all-night orgy around the campfire. For tragedy, it becomes a superspreader event for both COVID and STDs. Fun, though...
 
It's the high school gang, now graduated and about to head far away to distant colleges, gathering at Pismo Beach for an all-night orgy around the campfire. For tragedy, it becomes a superspreader event for both COVID and STDs. Fun, though...

tragedy never plays well on Lit... I have a few scores to prove it. I'mma stick to hilarity.
 
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