Sup fools.

[dolf]

Name your price.

cleavage because i'm predictable.

 

[Garnate]

cleavage because i'm predictable.

And probably because you know that's all I'm good for


Brb

 

[about_average]

You can be as creepy as you like. It would still be adorable.

Don't leave your cup of coffee unattended.

 

[dolf]

And probably because you know that's all I'm good for


Brb

no, I bet you're good for a whole lot more!

...and by that i'm implying you'll slurp minge like a pro, because you're a hussy.

 

[Garnate]

no, I bet you're good for a whole lot more!

...and by that i'm implying you'll slurp minge like a pro, because you're a hussy.

Being a hussy DOES up your odds of eating the vag better.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/df48bb1b-ba40-4a17-b4ba-1b7147745102_zps349e2594.jpg

 

[dolf]

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have a pretty full day of masturbation and eating Chinese food (not particularly in that order) but I wanted to say hey.

I didn't mean to leave for this long so if there was a good thread in my absence, wanna help a sister out and link me? All I've got is time, my friends.

We need a poll option for "what kind of Chinese food?"

 

[spacekowboy]

On second thought do not put the drink down.


In the immortal words of Rick James: "Drink up, be merry. It's a celebration, bitches."

 

[pink]

I am horrified that you come to Ohio and yet I know nothing of this?

 

[RobDownSouth]

I am horrified that you come to Ohio and yet I know nothing of this?

Her probation officer does not approve of her associatin' with "bad influences" such as yourself.
:nods:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You are NOT lying. If it helps at all, I got your message the next day. I wouldn't have been able to meet up for lunch since I was in Ohio. I'm back now and my weekdays are free!

*sniff*


I'll forgive you, then, under the circumstances.


Try not to let it happen again, please.

 

[Not Normal]

I have a pretty full day of masturbation while calling out Not Normal's name and eating Chinese food (not particularly in that order) but I wanted to say hey.

I didn't mean to leave for this long so if there was a good thread in my absence, wanna help a sister out and link me? All I've got is time, my friends.

FYP YW

 

[glynndah]

You have a message from me on Facebook.

bitch.

 

[Sinny]

Okay bitch. Here's a brief rundown.

JohnnySavage had another nap.
Then I gave him chlamydia.
Dolf changed into burgundy shoes from green
I saw Kate Bush live and bled from every orifice.
Killswitch lost his job because he tried to mow green carpet.
Then his mum made him faggots on toast.
LTR is sending Sean home in an iron lung and his cock in a sling.
Neci recommended me squid ink. She's luvverly.
We have a new old cunt in our midst. He's anti IRA but would take it up the shitter for Simon Le Bon.
American chocolate tastes like vomit.

That's about it.

What she said, plus there are several war threads on who is more popular here and there have been countless threads devoted to pudding. In other words, SOP.

Welcome back, G. Now gimme some sugah.

 

[Garnate]

I am horrified that you come to Ohio and yet I know nothing of this?

You know, we really should get together during one of my trips home. I hate that you don't live close to my folks. Way to go!

*sniff*


I'll forgive you, then, under the circumstances.


Try not to let it happen again, please.

If it's not Thanksgiving, I won't be in Ohio for the foreseeable future. Let's do lunch!

 

[Garnate]

You have a message from me on Facebook.

bitch.

I answered, finally. I'm still shaking my head.....




hoor.

What she said, plus there are several war threads on who is more popular here and there have been countless threads devoted to pudding. In other words, SOP.

Welcome back, G. Now gimme some sugah.

Well if I'm not winning any of the popular threads, there IS going to be a war.

Just kidding. I'm probably just going to drink another hard iced tea and post a lot. As per my usual.

 

[Disgustipated]

Being a hussy DOES up your odds of eating the vag better.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/df48bb1b-ba40-4a17-b4ba-1b7147745102_zps349e2594.jpg

I would totally pinch your nipples and eat the vag. Oh, wait.

 

[pink]

They key question is...do I want to live near your folks?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOEQTJV_3-w


http://33.media.tumblr.com/0bd2a4880f1873159c7a5bff2ad0a5e4/tumblr_n2cgwbQZBC1qbwsbuo1_1280.jpg

 

[The Greek]

The snoopy twins need a kiss..right on their noses *nods*

 

[bluebell]

no, I bet you're good for a whole lot more!

...and by that i'm implying you'll slurp minge like a pro, because you're a hussy.

She slurps a LAWT of stuff, so I would say this is a 100% accurate implication.

Being a hussy DOES up your odds of eating the vag better.

I thought you said VAG BATTER and was all "Beoncey Balls?"

...and then I died of teh laffter.

http://media.giphy.com/media/JtaG8G135ar72/giphy.gif

 

[trysail]

I have a pretty full day of masturbation and eating Chinese food (not particularly in that order) but I wanted to say hey.

I didn't mean to leave for this long so if there was a good thread in my absence, wanna help a sister out and link me? All I've got is time, my friends.

☝

★★★★★

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[Lorilei]

'Sup, slut?

 

[Sinny]

I answered, finally. I'm still shaking my head.....




hoor.

Well if I'm not winning any of the popular threads, there IS going to be a war.

Just kidding. I'm probably just going to drink another hard iced tea and post a lot. As per my usual.

Let's me and you go do something naughty, like TP laurel's house. Real quick.

 

[Garnate]

She slurps a LAWT of stuff, so I would say this is a 100% accurate implication.


I thought you said VAG BATTER and was all "Beoncey Balls?"

...and then I died of teh laffter.

http://media.giphy.com/media/JtaG8G135ar72/giphy.gif

Vag batter....hurt to laugh like that.....


I'LL FUCKING GO TO TOWN ON SOME VAG BATTER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

I mean,