Sup fools.

[neci]

Whenever I find a guy who's penis is too small I give them a pity blowjob and go on my way. Like a consolation prize. It's happened more times than I'm happy to admit.

i squirted like a banshee and begged his fist to bring it home.

 

[Garnate]

New topic. Orgasms.

What puts you all over the top? Dolf can't with another person. Garnate can't from oral. I pretty much only do from oral.

Are orgasms in the brain? Is it all a state of mind?

Could be. For me, the more comfortable I am with the guy, the easier it is for me to cum.

 

[The Greek]

You want to file a complaint? Please see Donna.

I should have known when you said "awww..it's cute"

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/171/11/171-1119100922-Shrinkage-George-Costanza-poster1.jpg

 

[Garnate]

i squirted like a banshee and begged his fist to bring it home.

HAHAHAAA!


One time this guy was on top of me, very VERY tiny penis trying to go to town and he's telling me to talk dirtier. "TALK DIRTIER!" to help him get off and I was laying there trying to figure out whether he was inside me or not yet.

 

[spacekowboy]

Whenever I find a guy who's penis is too small I give them a pity blowjob and go on my way. Like a consolation prize. It's happened more times than I'm happy to admit.

So that's why you never return my calls anymore. You could have just told me.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

i squirted like a banshee and begged his fist to bring it home.

I would like to get drunk with you at least once and swap stories

 

[dolf]

Whenever I find a guy who's penis is too small I give them a pity blowjob and go on my way. Like a consolation prize. It's happened more times than I'm happy to admit.

I've only come across the two. but then, you're a hussy

 

[neci]

HAHAHAAA!


One time this guy was on top of me, very VERY tiny penis trying to go to town and he's telling me to talk dirtier. "TALK DIRTIER!" to help him get off and I was laying there trying to figure out whether he was inside me or not yet.

i came alright. multiple times. not judging god's decision on that one. once i fucked a guy who bragged about his dick. all he did was lay there. fucker. pass on that. my toys have more energy.

 

[Garnate]

So that's why you never return my calls anymore. You could have just told me.

You loved the blow job

 

[Garnate]

I've only come across the two. but then, you're a hussy

You're not even kidding. I really am.

 

[spacekowboy]

You loved the blow job

Meh. I've had better to be honest. Learn to curl your tongue.

 

[Garnate]

i came alright. multiple times. not judging god's decision on that one. once i fucked a guy who bragged about his dick. all he did was lay there. fucker. pass on that. my toys have more energy.

Ugh.

You never know what's going to work with someone and what isn't. One time a guy made me cum just by dry-humping me for a minute before either of our underwear came off.

 

[neci]

Meh. I've had better to be honest. Learn to curl your tongue.

i can do a four leaf clover.

 

[Garnate]

Meh. I've had better to be honest. Learn to curl your tongue.

You don't know shit.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

i can do a four leaf clover.

Rule 24

 

[spacekowboy]

i can do a four leaf clover.

How YOU doin'? [/Tribiani]

 

[spacekowboy]

You don't know shit.

Don't blame me, blame your overactive gag reflex.

 

[Garnate]

Don't blame me, blame your overactive gag reflex.

Don't you go blaming my horrible gag reflex! Blame your unusually thick cock!

 

[Not Normal]

One time a guy made me cum just by dry-humping on the sidwalk in front of his recording studio.

 

[Garnate]

That one totally happened, too.

 

[spacekowboy]

Don't you go blaming my horrible gag reflex! Blame your unusually thick cock!

Just don't puke on me next time, k?

 

[Garnate]

Just don't puke on me next time, k?

I honestly can't make that promise.

 

[spacekowboy]

Time to break out the plastic underpants

 

[Garnate]

Time to break out the plastic underpants

Isn't it a little early for that?

 

[spacekowboy]

Isn't it a little early for that?

Never too early. I like the crinkly sound they make with every step.