Sup fools.

[Garnate]

Let's me and you go do something naughty, like TP laurel's house. Real quick.

If we're stopping at Laurel's house, I'm nailing all of her furniture to the ceiling and covering her kitchen with pictures of Nic Cage. Plain and simple.


I've thought about this for awhile.

 

[islandman]

I now hunger for Chinese....

 

[Garnate]

I now hunger for Chinese....

Because it's goddamn tasty.

 

[cowslinger64]

Being a hussy DOES up your odds of eating the vag better.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/df48bb1b-ba40-4a17-b4ba-1b7147745102_zps349e2594.jpg

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/drool.gif

 

[Garnate]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/drool.gif

I didn't want to laugh, but damn it.

 

[cowslinger64]

I didn't want to laugh, but damn it.

Notice how I discretely looked at your rack?

 

[bluebell]

Vag batter....hurt to laugh like that.....


I'LL FUCKING GO TO TOWN ON SOME VAG BATTER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

I mean,

I loves me a sloppy slurper!

If we're stopping at Laurel's house, I'm nailing all of her furniture to the ceiling and covering her kitchen with pictures of Nic Cage. Plain and simple.


I've thought about this for awhile.

She said she could use some cheering up so this is the best way to achieve that, 'natch. You always have the best ideas!

 

[Garnate]

I'm sorry but what in the ever-loving fuck is this shit?



BLOODY HELL PIP PIP MY FUCKING BRAIN JUST BROKE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6it...outube.com/watch?v=6itouYRv5b8&has_verified=1

 

[spacekowboy]

Vag batter: it's what's for dinner.

 

[dolf]

I'm sorry but what in the ever-loving fuck is this shit?



BLOODY HELL PIP PIP MY FUCKING BRAIN JUST BROKE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6it...outube.com/watch?v=6itouYRv5b8&has_verified=1

wow... those poor guys. the panel are being so shitty!

 

[Garnate]

wow... those poor guys. the panel are being so shitty!

Did they think that just because these guys were brave (stupid) enough to come on the show for that, their horrid comments wouldn't make them all want to die? I wouldn't have been able to handle that kind of criticism.



That said, I'm incredibly turned off right now.

 

[The Greek]

wow... those poor guys. the panel are being so shitty!

Agreed. That show is not really known for it's sensitivity

 

[dolf]

Did they think that just because these guys were brave (stupid) enough to come on the show for that, their horrid comments wouldn't make them all want to die? I wouldn't have been able to handle that kind of criticism.



That said, I'm incredibly turned off right now.

one guy lost his in an accident

'then the other guy with the huge breasts' ??really??

the whole thing is just barbaric.

 

[Garnate]

one guy lost his in an accident

'then the other guy with the huge breasts' ??really??

the whole thing is just barbaric.

There was nothing good about that video. I didn't feel good watching it and I didn't feel good after. lol Seriously....this was an actual thing. Unreal.

 

[cowslinger64]

There was nothing good about that video. I didn't feel good watching it and I didn't feel good after. lol Seriously....this was an actual thing. Unreal.

the biggest travesty of course, is that your boobies are no longer happy.

 

[Garnate]

the biggest travesty of course, is that your boobies are no longer happy.

My boobs are grossed-out and sad. As opposed to just gross and sad. This is no good.

 

[cowslinger64]

My boobs are grossed-out and sad. As opposed to just gross and sad. This is no good.

Sad I can buy... gross? No fuckin way. I don't drool over just any set of winnebagos!

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am still wetting my legs on a dream. He's a Respiratory Therapist. He doesn't know I exist.

 

[The Greek]

There was nothing good about that video. I didn't feel good watching it and I didn't feel good after. lol Seriously....this was an actual thing. Unreal.

Of course, there is the obvious question of what were you searching on to come across that video

My boobs are grossed-out and sad. As opposed to just gross and sad. This is no good.

A very sad statement...on many levels

 

[Garnate]

Of course, there is the obvious question of what were you searching on to come across that video

Someone posted it on facebook. lol

 

[The Greek]

Someone posted it on facebook. lol

*Stares* Uh huh

lol

 

[Garnate]

*Stares* Uh huh

lol

Thanks to friends on facebook I've now ruined my life by watching videos of:

*Men with little to no penises

*Two men beheaded by the Mexican drug cartel

*Three Philippine teenage girls stepping on a puppy to death


I had to clean out my friends list a bit after that bullshit. That's time on the therapist's couch right there.

 

[The Greek]

Thanks to friends on facebook I've now ruined my life by watching videos of:

*Men with little to no penises

*Two men beheaded by the Mexican drug cartel

*Three Philippine teenage girls stepping on a puppy to death


I had to clean out my friends list a bit after that bullshit. That's time on the therapist's couch right there.

Um....yeah. the second two are especially disturbing

 

[Garnate]

Um....yeah. the second two are especially disturbing

I cried and cried and cried. I can't even tell you.

 

[neci]

i am going to pass out in between your breasts. good night.