Sup fools.

[Garnate]

i am going to pass out in between your breasts. good night.

I absolutely love when you do that. Sleep well, pretty girl.

 

[The Greek]

I cried and cried and cried. I can't even tell you.

I can imagine the third one especially hit home. *tight virtual hug*

 

[Garnate]

I can imagine the third one especially hit home. *tight virtual hug*

Why anyone thought those two videos should be shared on facebook I'll never know. I honestly hope it doesn't get worse than that, video-wise. And thank you!

 

[The Greek]

Why anyone thought those two videos should be shared on facebook I'll never know. I honestly hope it doesn't get worse than that, video-wise. And thank you!

I agree 100%. I do not use Facebook myself but can imagine some really fucked up stuff being circulated to a wide audience.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I hope those fuckers are rich because if not they are never going to get laid.

 

[dolf]

I hope those fuckers are rich because if not they are never going to get laid.

I dated a guy with a thumb-size before. we had a pretty good sex life, actually.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I dated a guy with a thumb-size before. we had a pretty good sex life, actually.

How so?

 

[dolf]

How so?

because he knew that there's more to sex than inoutinoutinout.
I wish more guys knew. necessity is the motherfucker of invention.

 

[Garnate]

How so?

I was with someone once that was so small.....

A few years ago I took this guy and his cousin back to my hotel room because the cousin was this guy's ride and I was willing to take one for the team. His cousin was so small that he actually knelt between my legs and air-humped me, pretending to fuck me in front of his hot cousin. I laid there for all 30 seconds with this horrified look on my face, wondering wtf was happening. Luckily he had the sense to pretend he needed a goddamn bathroom break and I kicked them both out. Just....I can't. Even.

 

[dolf]

and when I was done with him I passed him on to a friend.
she was chuffed and stayed for several years.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

because he knew that there's more to sex than inoutinoutinout.
I wish more guys knew. necessity is the motherfucker of invention.

So what was it? Did he get inside your head and act out fantasy? or was it oral? or red room of pain?

 

[Garnate]

because he knew that there's more to sex than inoutinoutinout.
I wish more guys knew. necessity is the motherfucker of invention.

I can't cum orally so I need the inoutinoutinout.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I was with someone once that was so small.....

A few years ago I took this guy and his cousin back to my hotel room because the cousin was this guy's ride and I was willing to take one for the team. His cousin was so small that he actually knelt between my legs and air-humped me, pretending to fuck me in front of his hot cousin. I laid there for all 30 seconds with this horrified look on my face, wondering wtf was happening. Luckily he had the sense to pretend he needed a goddamn bathroom break and I kicked them both out. Just....I can't. Even.

That sounds less fun than Dolf's hitchhiker

 

[The Greek]

I can't cum orally so I need the inoutinoutinout.

At the risk of sounding droll, what a fun challenge that would be

 

[dolf]

I was with someone once that was so small.....

A few years ago I took this guy and his cousin back to my hotel room because the cousin was this guy's ride and I was willing to take one for the team. His cousin was so small that he actually knelt between my legs and air-humped me, pretending to fuck me in front of his hot cousin. I laid there for all 30 seconds with this horrified look on my face, wondering wtf was happening. Luckily he had the sense to pretend he needed a goddamn bathroom break and I kicked them both out. Just....I can't. Even.

I had a similar sort of thing. a guy I liked, I had no idea, I was young at the time and didn't know such things existed. I just said i'd lost the rubbers and could we snuggle instead.

these days it would phase me less.

 

[dolf]

I can't cum orally so I need the inoutinoutinout.

I don't O with other people, and it doesn't bother me, so I can enjoy a lot of things just for what they are.

 

[Garnate]

I had a similar sort of thing. a guy I liked, I had no idea, I was young at the time and didn't know such things existed. I just said i'd lost the rubbers and could we snuggle instead.

these days it would phase me less.

Whenever I find a guy who's penis is too small I give them a pity blowjob and go on my way. Like a consolation prize. It's happened more times than I'm happy to admit.

 

[The Greek]

Whenever I find a guy who's penis is too small I give them a pity blowjob and go on my way. Like a consolation prize. It's happened more times than I'm happy to admit.

I thought "consolation prize" was just a pet name you gave me

 

[dolf]

So what was it? Did he get inside your head and act out fantasy? or was it oral? or red room of pain?

i'm not usually a huge fan of oral, but he was like a starving man at a buffet. hungry and aggressive. amongst other things.

 

[neci]

I absolutely love when you do that. Sleep well, pretty girl.

when you wake in the morning, wet and snotty, please don't mind me. thank you for the comfort and peace. i love you.

 

[Disgustipated]

I was with someone once that was so small.....

A few years ago I took this guy and his cousin back to my hotel room because the cousin was this guy's ride and I was willing to take one for the team. His cousin was so small that he actually knelt between my legs and air-humped me, pretending to fuck me in front of his hot cousin. I laid there for all 30 seconds with this horrified look on my face, wondering wtf was happening. Luckily he had the sense to pretend he needed a goddamn bathroom break and I kicked them both out. Just....I can't. Even.

My bad. I'll leave my good looking cousin at home next time.

 

[bluebell]

Whenever I find a guy who's penis is too small I give them a pity blowjob and go on my way. Like a consolation prize. It's happened more times than I'm happy to admit.

Writing your Nobel Peace Prize speech?

 

[Garnate]

I thought "consolation prize" was just a pet name you gave me

You want to file a complaint? Please see Donna.

when you wake in the morning, wet and snotty, please don't mind me. thank you for the comfort and peace. i love you.

And I looooove YOU. *Puts a bib on*

 

[BoyNextDoor]

New topic. Orgasms.

What puts you all over the top? Dolf can't with another person. Garnate can't from oral. I pretty much only do from oral.

Are orgasms in the brain? Is it all a state of mind?

 

[Garnate]

My bad. I'll leave my good looking cousin at home next time.

I won't hold it against you. But if you could maybe give me your cousin's number...

Writing your Nobel Peace Prize speech?

Someone has to do the lord's work and that someone is moi.