Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[hotoldrguy]

Pfft. I can see your horn from here.

since you said horn and not horns you are talking about the other thing

 

[Tallulah82]

since you said horn and not horns you are talking about the other thing

Dude, I'm always talking about the other thing. You know this.

 

[Qky75]

Pfft. I can see your horn from here.

You would look

 

[hotoldrguy]

Dude, I'm always talking about the other thing. You know this.

I do indeed.Get many cock pics lately?

 

[Tallulah82]

I do indeed.Get many cock pics lately?

I did but I've been gone too long and they all shrivelled.

Le sigh.

 

[hotoldrguy]

time for a fresh batch then?

 

[MrPimms]

Just soak the dicks in water, they soon unshrivel. Or is that mushrooms?

 

[Qky75]

Just soak the dicks in water, they soon unshrivel. Or is that mushrooms?

Are you sure the opposite doesn't occur?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Are you sure the opposite doesn't occur?

especially if it is cold water

 

[MrPimms]

Are you sure the opposite doesn't occur?

mushrooms turning into dicks?

 

[Qky75]

mushrooms turning into dicks?

This is going into very bizarre kink territory

 

[Tallulah82]

mushrooms turning into dicks?

This is going into very bizarre kink territory

Fuck yeah. Keep going.

 

[MrPimms]

This is going into very bizarre kink territory

*hands you the map of bizarre kink territory*

 

[hotoldrguy]

mushrooms turning into dicks?

 

[MrPimms]

Fuck yeah. Keep going.

Waitrose.

And. Squirt.

 

[Tallulah82]

View attachment 2636813

I know what this is saying but in my vast experience of studying Dickology, I can say with certainty that this penis is an unwell penis and needs urgent medical attention.


Please note: I am not a medic of any qualification beyond Savlon and plasters.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I know what this is saying but in my vast experience of studying Dickology, I can say with certainty that this penis is an unwell penis and needs urgent medical attention.


Please note: I am not a medic of any qualification beyond Savlon and plasters.

It does look like it has been ridden hard and put away wet

 

[MrPimms]

It does look like it has been ridden hard and put away wet

Looks like it has been hit with a stick several times and had pine cones shoved down it.

I think I know that penis. *goes to check bathroom mirror*

 

[Tallulah82]

It does look like it has been ridden hard and put away wet

Looks like it has been hit with a stick several times and had pine cones shoved down it.

I think I know that penis. *goes to check bathroom mirror*

I love public attempts at turning me on.

 

[Qky75]

I love public attempts at turning me on.

Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem.... THWACK

 

[Tallulah82]

Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem.... THWACK

*melts*

 

[Tallulah82]

 

[Tallulah82]

So, I went to the hospital today for what I believed to be an appointment regarding having my gallbladder removed (had ultrasound earlier in the year that concluded this was the way forward). However, after talking to the consultant, it appears that I'm a bit of a medical mystery and he's not convinced at all that removing my gallbladder will actually solve my problems.

Instead, I'm going to be undergoing some further investigations that he's going to do personally - I know this sounds all porn setting up, but it's not. Shush.

I actually feel more confident after meeting him than I expected. I've had this particular issue for around 10 years and the several times I've gone to the doctors, I've mostly been fobbed off with "it's stress-based gastro reflux".
Aside from one check on my heart, and some basic blood tests, that's it. I'm on low-dosage meds to manage gastro stuff, which kind of works.

I suddenly feel a bit silly for putting it off for so long to fight for real medical attention, but also gratitude that I've met someone who is determined to figure out what's going on.

And to top off the happy feeling, I was praised by the phlebotomist for having the best veins she's seen in a while. I'm such a good girl.

 

[cheekygirl75]

So, I went to the hospital today for what I believed to be an appointment regarding having my gallbladder removed (had ultrasound earlier in the year that concluded this was the way forward). However, after talking to the consultant, it appears that I'm a bit of a medical mystery and he's not convinced at all that removing my gallbladder will actually solve my problems.

Instead, I'm going to be undergoing some further investigations that he's going to do personally - I know this sounds all porn setting up, but it's not. Shush.

I actually feel more confident after meeting him than I expected. I've had this particular issue for around 10 years and the several times I've gone to the doctors, I've mostly been fobbed off with "it's stress-based gastro reflux".
Aside from one check on my heart, and some basic blood tests, that's it. I'm on low-dosage meds to manage gastro stuff, which kind of works.

I suddenly feel a bit silly for putting it off for so long to fight for real medical attention, but also gratitude that I've met someone who is determined to figure out what's going on.

And to top off the happy feeling, I was praised by the phlebotomist for having the best veins she's seen in a while. I'm such a good girl.

I’m glad you’re getting it taken care of - idk if you’ve had gallstones or if there’s another reason people get their gallbladders removed, but when I had gallstones it was some of the worst pain I’ve ever had… I can’t imagine living with it for ten years!

 

[Tallulah82]

I’m glad you’re getting it taken care of - idk if you’ve had gallstones or if there’s another reason people get their gallbladders removed, but when I had gallstones it was some of the worst pain I’ve ever had… I can’t imagine living with it for ten years!

Apparently I have a couple of tiny ones but it was the wall thickness that raised the concern. But the consultant insists that the location of the pain I do feel does not fit any gallbladder thing. He did concede that it may need removing at some point anyway, but what I experience doesn't fit into a standard box of diagnosis.

At the moment, I'm just happy that I don't have to have surgery that will literally take me a month to recover from.