Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[MrPimms]

Only thing better is a digestive dipped to perfection.

Why don’t they show that in porn? I’d be cracking one off to that rich biscuity texture softened by a well made brew

Oh. God. Another wangle.

 

[hairball18]

How pissed would you be if you knew I spilled some on your floor.

 

[MrPimms]

How missed would you be if you knew I spilled some on your floor.

I think she would miss every drop of tea.

 

[Saltfountain]

It ain't my fault you just swaggered in here with your coffee and expected me to be okay with it.

You caught your pubes in the zipper again?

Or gone the whole hog and caught your flaps this time ya grumpy bitch?

 

[Tallulah82]

Only thing better is a digestive dipped to perfection.

Why don’t they show that in porn? I’d be cracking one off to that rich biscuity texture softened by a well made brew

Oh. God. Another wangle.

Ugh. I thought I could like you.

I'm not getting into a biscuit argument, though. Take that shit to one of the UK threads.

Come back when you have a better attitude.

 

[Tallulah82]

How pissed would you be if you knew I spilled some on your floor.

Are you my husband? He spilled coffee in MY CAR!

I despised him for a week. It may have been two. In fact, I may still not have forgiven him, though I did clearly forget... hmmm, thanks for reminding me.

 

[Tallulah82]

You caught your pubes in the zipper again?

Or gone the whole hog and caught your flaps this time ya grumpy bitch?

I told you last night that there's no point talking to you. You asked me a question and I told you the truth and you didn't believe me, so I told you a lie and you STILL didn't believe me. Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall.

So, once again, I say the truth... I said it didn't look that big, not that it wasn't that big.

FFS

 

[MrPimms]

Ugh. I thought I could like you.

I'm not getting into a biscuit argument, though. Take that shit to one of the UK threads.

Come back when you have a better attitude.

I find my attitude is lifted by a well made brew.

You offering?

 

[Tallulah82]

I find my attitude is lifted by a well made brew.

You offering?

I'll offer if you don't be complaining. I mean, I know it's common knowledge that I like grumpy fuckers however, bitching about the mug size, the brand of tea, the coldness of milk, the order of compilation... and don't even dare suggest you take sugar... that's just misery wanting company and I'm not miserable.

Today.

Mostly.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

*eats popcorn*

This is damn good.

"Are you done messing with the boys...cause it's time to fuck"

(See what I did there )

 

[hairball18]

Are you my husband? He spilled coffee in MY CAR!

I despised him for a week. It may have been two. In fact, I may still not have forgiven him, though I did clearly forget... hmmm, thanks for reminding me.

That was 2022, get over it.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Could you use some bleach for the blood stains?
Perhaps a reliable alibi ?
A safe house to use?

 

[Tallulah82]

Could you use some bleach for the blood stains?
Perhaps a reliable alibi ?
A safe house to use?

I do love the smell of bleach.

I don't need an alibi. The witnesses are erm, no longer, erm, witnessing...

No house is safe from for me. It's ok, I like the travel, though the moustache feels itchy.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Oh yeah...where the fuck is @Tallulah82

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh yeah...where the fuck is @Tallulah82

Calm yer pants. I was in Scotland, hiding away from the world.

The cottage was not so much a cottage as a large fancy house and it crossed my mind a couple of times that it was practically large enough to have recreated the final scene in Saltburn. I didn't. But I was tempted to.

What I did do, however, was read 4 books, though one of them had already been started and then left from weeks ago (no time in real life). So, really only 3 and a half books. And they weren't very thick. So, maybe it was 1 and a half. But it was still 4 titles.

I finally finished 'Klara and the Sun' by Kazuo Ishiguro. It was great until it wasn't. I was thoroughly disappointed with how the story turned and ended.
I read Fern Brady's 'Strong Female Character' which was good, but in a horrifying way. (The blurb says it's hilarious. I didn't find her life story 'amusing', it was powerful and bold).
I also read the fourth instalment of Sarah J Maas' 'A Court' series - this one being 'A Court of Frost and Starlight'. That was super short compared to the rest in the series.
And then there was Ray Bradbury's 'Fahrenheit 451' which was excellent.

 

[deft]

Bibliophile

 

[Tallulah82]

Bibliophile

Sadly, only in spurts. It's dry, dry, dry, then I get to go away and it's big fat juicy spurts.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Book wanker

 

[deft]

Sadly, only in spurts. It's dry, dry, dry, then I get to go away and it's big fat juicy spurts.

Fuck’s sake

 

[Dribble]

Absolutely! There is NOTHING a cup of tea can't solve. That's why the world's going crazy, you know? Too many people loving their evil coffee. It's messing with their heads. Poor stinky-breathers.

So true. It is almost as bad kissing a smoker. Not quite...but almost.

 

[Tallulah82]

So true. It is almost as bad kissing a smoker. Not quite...but almost.

I grew up in a heavy smoking environment and although I've never smoked, I have dated smokers. I find it slightly more tolerable than coffee. At least, I used to. It would be interesting to kiss a smoker now, years later, to see if my tolerance is the same.

 

[Tallulah82]

Book wanker

You have no idea, baby. Oh, the things I can do with books...

 

[MrPimms]

You have no idea, baby. Oh, the things I can do with books...

you can prop doors open with them, use them as projectiles at wayward hoards.

I guess if you get one soggy enough you can do ‘things’ with it.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Sadly, only in spurts. It's dry, dry, dry, then I get to go away and it's big fat juicy spurts.

You are still talking about books, right?

 

[Tallulah82]

You are still talking about books, right?

Of course.