Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Sunlover102]

I don't want to assinate the neighbors cat.

 

[smtst5]

I never surf Lit naked

 

[Seokrocks]

I am not obsessed with my Lit crush

 

[EctoJohn]

I have an honorary doctorate.

 

[SusanHoward]

I simply can’t believe guys really like watching for panty shots when I wear skirts!

 

[hairball18]

I hate coffee first thing in the morning.

 

[kellyt1994]

I've never slept with a guitar player.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Totally hate being the center of attention

 

[CuriousRick]

There is no one on lit I am attracted too!

 

[EctoJohn]

I once won a trophy for riding a horse.

 

[jason28053]

I love pumpkins

 

[Strixaluco]

I've never missed innuendos and flirting.

 

[tom_nj]

I simply can’t believe guys really like watching for panty shots when I wear skirts!

Oh heck yeah!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have mastered the game of checkers.

 

[Cindy027]

I believe everyone's experiences posted here.

 

[Taegul]

I capture baby skunks and sell them as "kittens" out of my truck at the local grocery store on weekends.

 

[SusanHoward]

My twin sister and I used to trade places when we dated in High School.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

I'm absolutely awful with my tongue

 

[Abeona1]

I hope everyone ignores me on here.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Being older, I rarely get hard interacting with the women of lit...

 

[Your_enigmatic_escape]

It really doesn’t matter to me if I find you attractive or not.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm going to work today completely naked.

 

[Pad_Foot]

My tongue is prehensile, can split and adjust both in length and girth.

 

[EctoJohn]

I live at Walmart.

 

[fullservice65]

I love doing laundry.