Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I'm totally happy with the direction of Literotica in this current year.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm always patient.

 

[BDA73]

I've never masturbated with someone from lit

 

[SusanHoward]

I recently consolidated my panties collection to fit into only six drawers!

 

[Taegul]

Hollywood is making a movie based upon my life story. The role of Taegul will be played by Pedro Pascal. It will be his 945th movie in 2026 alone.

 

[Sunlover102]

 

[Venefica]

I declined the offer for the next Bond girl.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I wouldn’t ever want to be a Bond girl!

 

[EctoJohn]

I once saved a flock of geese from being hit by a train.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm a porn star ....

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a porn star ....

I've seen it, she's really good.

 

[Baztrachian]

I really just love a good leftist who's well-grounded in Marxism.

 

[ImThe3rdWheel]

They call me Mr Lover Lover mmmmmmmmm

 

[SusanHoward]

I just spent two weeks without intimacy….

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I have a face that could launch a thousand ships.

 

[EctoJohn]

I totally wasn't up all night.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I think most people are relatively intelligent

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I absolutely LOVE when random men visually assault me with their sexual fantasy word vomit.

Bonus points if its the first message they've ever sent. It's the best!!

 

[Taegul]

I can't eat ice cream unless it has Thousand Island dressing on top.

*Drools*

 

[Pad_Foot]

I can come 10 times in a row without any waiting between orgasms

 

[EctoJohn]

I have beaten every videogame I have ever played.

 

[Jodaily]

I can tango just as well as Derek Hough

 

[smtst5]

I never dress up for Halloween

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m shy

 

[Coyote100]

I am not shy.