Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Justabaldguy70]

I have lots of pubic hair

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

I don’t spin the block, my cut game is strong!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Everything I say on my thread on AmPics is a lie!!!

I didn't even know you had a ampic thread, let alone seen any of your pics!

 

[Sexydrana]

I believe no one sees my pics on my thread and all comments are just hallucinations…

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I wouldn't do the nasty with someone from Lit

 

[Sexydrana]

I hate attention… don’t look at me

 

[Sexy_Singer]

My real name is Adonis.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am proudly 6 foot 4.

 

[Sexydrana]

My breasts are paid actors

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I can't sleep with you because I'm allergic

 

[SusanHoward]

It only takes me about 4 hours to get dressed and made up for a Saturday night.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I am Sentry. Marvel fans will get this.

 

[Noone45]

I acted in a porn yesterday

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'm packing a footlong.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm packing a footlong.

Yah, Subway makes good sandwiches.

I'm massively productive getting this house winterized.

 

[Sexydrana]

My audio’s were filmed in front of a live studio audience…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My posts originate off an hermaneutically sealed soundstage

 

[Cindy027]

I am the worlds foremost secret economist, that's why nobody has heard about me. I advise world leaders with the exception of some.

 

[smtst5]

I treat my body like a temple

 

[Sexydrana]

I did not start a thread just to post pics of my body just for attention… nope that didn’t happen…

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'm entirely confident about things

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I. Know. EVERYTHING.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I break the mold about old guys because of how fluent and comfortable I am with social media...

 

[Sexydrana]

I. Know. EVERYTHING.

Yeah and I know everything about everybody

 

[miss_moon_beam]

I grab the correct lunchbox lid on the first try, every time.